Christmas Cruelty! Quote
Per-Ingvar: Krampus must be the coolest Christmas icon ever!
Eline: My favorite is actually the barn gnome.
Magne: The barn gnome? He's got nothing on Krampus!
Eline: Then you probably don't know about the real barn gnome. He's not one to be messed with. He was small, but wicked strong. And his bite was venomous. If you didn't get otherworldly medicine, you would die. He had four fingers, pointy ears, hair all over his body. And eyes that glowed in the dark.
Per-Ingvar: That's not the way he looks on my Christmas cards.
Eline: Those are his descendants, and they were much cuter. The barn gnome was easily offended, and he could cause a lot of havoc. As you know, he loved possidge. At Christmas people gave him porridge. But once a maid ate the porridge herself. The gnome got so angry that he knocked the stuffing out of her. The farmer found her the next day in a pool...
Magne: Finished!
Eline: ...of blood. Wow! That's... Once the barn gnome actually killed an innocent cow.
Eline: My favorite is actually the barn gnome.
Magne: The barn gnome? He's got nothing on Krampus!
Eline: Then you probably don't know about the real barn gnome. He's not one to be messed with. He was small, but wicked strong. And his bite was venomous. If you didn't get otherworldly medicine, you would die. He had four fingers, pointy ears, hair all over his body. And eyes that glowed in the dark.
Per-Ingvar: That's not the way he looks on my Christmas cards.
Eline: Those are his descendants, and they were much cuter. The barn gnome was easily offended, and he could cause a lot of havoc. As you know, he loved possidge. At Christmas people gave him porridge. But once a maid ate the porridge herself. The gnome got so angry that he knocked the stuffing out of her. The farmer found her the next day in a pool...
Magne: Finished!
Eline: ...of blood. Wow! That's... Once the barn gnome actually killed an innocent cow.
Movie: Christmas Cruelty!
