Christmas Cruelty! Quote
Thomas: He takes out a beige bathroom molding, about this long. One ticket then. We didn't know how to react.
Christmas tree salesman: Good evening! Can I help you?
Per-Ingvar: Maybe. What's he saying?
Thomas: He's wondering what he can help us with.
Per-Ingvar: Ah, okay! I want a Christmas tree.
Christmas tree salesman: Christmas tree. I have spruce. I also have silver fir. And I even have a pine tree.
Thomas: He's wondering what type of tree we want?
Per-Ingvar: A nice one, maybe.
Christmas tree salesman: This is the best Christmas tree in the world. 675 kroner.
Magne: Holy shit. Don't you have anything cheaper?
Christmas tree salesman: Yes, this one. 225 kroner.
Magne: A Christmas tree is a Christmas tree.
Christmas tree salesman: No, it is not. There are differences between them. I know. I've got all the wood in here.
Per-Ingvar: What's he saying?
Magne: That he's a blockhead, so I should pick the tree. We'll take that one.
Per-Ingvar: How much is it?
Christmas tree salesman: 225 kroner.
Per-Ingvar: Yeah, that's a fair price.
Christmas tree salesman: Would you like to try some real Dutch cheese? Did you like the cheese?
Thomas: Peculiar taste.
Magne: Ass crack mush and sour gym socks.
Thomas: Let's get rambling.
Christmas tree salesman: Thank for your business! Merry Christmas to you.
Magne: Let's hope this oversized wonderbaum covers our Dutch dick cheese breath.
Christmas tree salesman: Good evening! Can I help you?
Per-Ingvar: Maybe. What's he saying?
Thomas: He's wondering what he can help us with.
Per-Ingvar: Ah, okay! I want a Christmas tree.
Christmas tree salesman: Christmas tree. I have spruce. I also have silver fir. And I even have a pine tree.
Thomas: He's wondering what type of tree we want?
Per-Ingvar: A nice one, maybe.
Christmas tree salesman: This is the best Christmas tree in the world. 675 kroner.
Magne: Holy shit. Don't you have anything cheaper?
Christmas tree salesman: Yes, this one. 225 kroner.
Magne: A Christmas tree is a Christmas tree.
Christmas tree salesman: No, it is not. There are differences between them. I know. I've got all the wood in here.
Per-Ingvar: What's he saying?
Magne: That he's a blockhead, so I should pick the tree. We'll take that one.
Per-Ingvar: How much is it?
Christmas tree salesman: 225 kroner.
Per-Ingvar: Yeah, that's a fair price.
Christmas tree salesman: Would you like to try some real Dutch cheese? Did you like the cheese?
Thomas: Peculiar taste.
Magne: Ass crack mush and sour gym socks.
Thomas: Let's get rambling.
Christmas tree salesman: Thank for your business! Merry Christmas to you.
Magne: Let's hope this oversized wonderbaum covers our Dutch dick cheese breath.
Movie: Christmas Cruelty!
