Christmas Cruelty! Quote
Eline: Why don't you play us a song, Magne.
Per-Ingvar: How about the one you wrote for Veronica.
Eline: Did she like it?
Magne: I got to fuck her eventually, so I guess so.
Eline: You've got no respect for women.
Magne: Why the fuck should I? Every single cunt I've been with has been a complete fucking airhead.
Eline: Naturally. But you can't judge all women on those nitwits you've fucked.
Magne: Sure I fucking can! You're all the same.
Eline: Get a grip. Do you agree with this, Per-Ingvar?
Per-Ingvar: Yes.
Eline: Who do you agree with?
Per-Ingvar: Ehhh... You?
Magne: Wow, you made Per-Ingvar agree with you. That's quite an accomplishment! It would take Hitler two seconds to convince that retarded jellyfish that wiping out cripples is a fabulous idea.
Eline: Fuck you!
Magne: Don't get upset. No matter what we say, you women turn it into something negative. Like one of my sloppy she-meat exes that constantly complained that she was bored. I made her some fucking great suggestions. To clean the house or cook.
Eline: Is that what you think we should do?
Magne: Absolutely, that's what you're supposed to do. But women are good for nothing. Men are best at everything. Even cooking, which is your area. Probably knitting too!
Eline: So we can't be used for anything?
Magne: Sure, there is one thing.
Eline: And that's all you appreciate about women?
Magne: Other than that there's just PMS, whining, freeloading...
Eline: Without that guitar you wouldn't be able to get girls at all.
Magne: Enough of this. Let's party!
Per-Ingvar: How about the one you wrote for Veronica.
Eline: Did she like it?
Magne: I got to fuck her eventually, so I guess so.
Eline: You've got no respect for women.
Magne: Why the fuck should I? Every single cunt I've been with has been a complete fucking airhead.
Eline: Naturally. But you can't judge all women on those nitwits you've fucked.
Magne: Sure I fucking can! You're all the same.
Eline: Get a grip. Do you agree with this, Per-Ingvar?
Per-Ingvar: Yes.
Eline: Who do you agree with?
Per-Ingvar: Ehhh... You?
Magne: Wow, you made Per-Ingvar agree with you. That's quite an accomplishment! It would take Hitler two seconds to convince that retarded jellyfish that wiping out cripples is a fabulous idea.
Eline: Fuck you!
Magne: Don't get upset. No matter what we say, you women turn it into something negative. Like one of my sloppy she-meat exes that constantly complained that she was bored. I made her some fucking great suggestions. To clean the house or cook.
Eline: Is that what you think we should do?
Magne: Absolutely, that's what you're supposed to do. But women are good for nothing. Men are best at everything. Even cooking, which is your area. Probably knitting too!
Eline: So we can't be used for anything?
Magne: Sure, there is one thing.
Eline: And that's all you appreciate about women?
Magne: Other than that there's just PMS, whining, freeloading...
Eline: Without that guitar you wouldn't be able to get girls at all.
Magne: Enough of this. Let's party!
Movie: Christmas Cruelty!
