Christmas Cruelty! Quote

Daughter: This stable is the answer to my prayer. This is where my son will be born.
Serial-Santa: He shall not feel the cold bite. Because his heavenly father will shine his light.
Daughter: Do you know this nativity play?
Serial-Santa: Sure. Christmas is really a Viking tradition. It was a 13 day long celebration with mead and sacrificing animals. So if you want to celebrate Christmas you should do it the Viking way.
Daughter: Says you, who didn't even let me go to Emma's party! We were only going to watch Twilight and drink soda.

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