Christmas in South Park (V) Quotes
Children: [singing] Sometimes he's runny/Sometimes he's firm/Sometimes he's practically water.
Man: Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall into the toilet 'cause he's just clinging to your sphincter and he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around try to get it in the toilet and finally he does.
Man: Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass and won't fall into the toilet 'cause he's just clinging to your sphincter and he won't drop off and so you shake your ass around try to get it in the toilet and finally he does.
Movie: Christmas in South Park (V)
Eric Cartman: [singing to O Holy Night] Thank you, Jesus/For being born... Fall on your knees/And hear the angel's... Something...
Background Vocals: Voices!
Eric Cartman: Oh night devine! O night/That I get presents.
Background Vocals: Voices!
Eric Cartman: Oh night devine! O night/That I get presents.
Movie: Christmas in South Park (V)
Eric Cartman: [singing] Here's a little dreidel, that's small and made of clay/But I'm not gonna play with it 'cause dreidel's ****ing gay.
Movie: Christmas in South Park (V)
S.D. Kluger: [singing] We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose/And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow/But all of those stories seem kind of gay/'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday: Mr. Hankey, the Christmas poo/Small and brown, he comes from you/Sit on the toilet, here he comes/Squeezin' 'tween your festive buns.
Movie: Christmas in South Park (V)