Chronospunk! The Pursuit of Who? Quotes

Mikhail: Do you have a robot penis?
Itself: Removed in beta stage two point one. Unit Six Nine Six Nine is all cyberwoman now.

Movie: Chronospunk! The Pursuit of Who?
Mikhail: Babe, you're not drinking?
Itself: Cybertransexualwomen need not inbibe. Plus cybertransexualwomen have squares for hands.

Movie: Chronospunk! The Pursuit of Who?
The Master: So they know I'm The Master. Fuck it! I still have these fools eating out of the palm of my hands. Once I have their brains, I'll find The Doctor. Once I find The Doctor, I'll kill him. Once I kill him, I'll have the TARDIS. Once I have the TARDIS, I'll reform The Alliance and take over the universe! And do a bunch more blow! They probably still have no idea that this is a fake mustache. Whoo!

Movie: Chronospunk! The Pursuit of Who?
The Master: My grand scheme shall prevail! I bet they still don't even know this is a fake mustache.

Movie: Chronospunk! The Pursuit of Who?
Brandon: We are not the robots!
Mikhail: I thought that's what we were going for man, a robot punk band from the 24th century.
Larry: I thought it was the 25th century.
Mikhail
Larry
Neumann: Yea, 25th. From what planet though?
Brandon: Guys, we are a chronos punk band, a scifi and sex punk band from the 21st century on planet earth!
Neumann: Or your anus.
Larry: Or her anus.
Mikhail: Or his anus.

Movie: Chronospunk! The Pursuit of Who?
Brandon: What's with the voice, man?
The Great Intelligence: I'm trying a new modulator. How's it sound?
Brandon: I'm trying a new modulator. How's it sound?
The Great Intelligence: My hard line is shit in the basement, and my mom's upstairs, and I wanted to watch some porn and play Skyrim.
Brandon: At the same time?
The Great Intelligence: Maybe.

Movie: Chronospunk! The Pursuit of Who?