Chuck Quotes
Chuck: So listen, I've been thinking a lot about last night. And you know, you guys were talking about how this spy could be, you know, valuable to us. So I was thinking what if we could convince her to, I dont know, like give up... some secret stuff...
Sarah: You mean defect?
Chuck: Defect, yes! People do that kind of thing all the time, right? The Hunt for Red October... uh... White Nights. [after Casey stares blankly at him]White Nights? Gregory Hines... Baryshnikov... dancing their way to freedom?
Casey: [sarcastically] Well, as long as you've done serious research on the subject. You get her to defect, I'll help rescuing her brother personally.
Sarah: Why are you bringing this up?
Chuck: Well, she sort of, uh, just... called me.
Casey: She called you? Where?
Chuck: At the Buy More. And I think she might been in the store too, because she knew my every move. She even knew I had mustard on my tie.
Sarah: You mean defect?
Chuck: Defect, yes! People do that kind of thing all the time, right? The Hunt for Red October... uh... White Nights. [after Casey stares blankly at him]White Nights? Gregory Hines... Baryshnikov... dancing their way to freedom?
Casey: [sarcastically] Well, as long as you've done serious research on the subject. You get her to defect, I'll help rescuing her brother personally.
Sarah: Why are you bringing this up?
Chuck: Well, she sort of, uh, just... called me.
Casey: She called you? Where?
Chuck: At the Buy More. And I think she might been in the store too, because she knew my every move. She even knew I had mustard on my tie.
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Mei-Ling Cho: [preparing to rescue Mei-Ling's brother] Good, every warm body helps.
Chuck: Oh, no, I have plans with my sister. They are non-negotiable.
[everyone looks at him]
Chuck: Though I guess it is kinda my fault. You would be in this mess if it wasn't for me. You obviously want to be with your brother, just like I want to be with my sister. We're like one big wacky transatlantic family.
[pause]
Chuck: I'm in, but I have to be back by eight.
Chuck: Oh, no, I have plans with my sister. They are non-negotiable.
[everyone looks at him]
Chuck: Though I guess it is kinda my fault. You would be in this mess if it wasn't for me. You obviously want to be with your brother, just like I want to be with my sister. We're like one big wacky transatlantic family.
[pause]
Chuck: I'm in, but I have to be back by eight.
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Laszlo: [pointing a gun at Chuck] I didn't kill anyone! I was framed!
Chuck: Okay! Okay! I believe you! But FYI, you're kinda acting like a murderer.
Chuck: Okay! Okay! I believe you! But FYI, you're kinda acting like a murderer.
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Awesome: Morgan, there comes a time in every man's life when he must ask himself, "Am I a tucker?"
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Casey: You! What do I have to do to get timely intel out of you, Bartowski?
Chuck: Look, I briefed Sarah last night, alright?
Casey: [sarcastically] Oh, I bet you did, slugger.
Chuck: I thought we're all suppose to be part of the same team here, huh, Team Chuck?
Casey: We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last, and I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!
Chuck: Look, I briefed Sarah last night, alright?
Casey: [sarcastically] Oh, I bet you did, slugger.
Chuck: I thought we're all suppose to be part of the same team here, huh, Team Chuck?
Casey: We are, but I'm starting to feel like the guy that always gets picked last, and I don't like feeling like Team Chuck's little fat kid!
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Anna: [as Morgan eats old food out of the refrigerator] Morgan's so awesome! He can eat anything...
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Morgan: What happened, Chuck? You used to be cool.
Chuck: I used to be cool? When, when was that? When we were 13? Well, I hate to go changing on you, buddy, but if you hadn't noticed we are now, chronologically speaking, adults. So, unless you want to work retail for the rest of your life and, by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up!
Chuck: I used to be cool? When, when was that? When we were 13? Well, I hate to go changing on you, buddy, but if you hadn't noticed we are now, chronologically speaking, adults. So, unless you want to work retail for the rest of your life and, by the way, drag me down with you in the process, I would suggest that you grow up!
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Morgan: Chuck, we have an emergency. We need to talk.
Chuck: I'm on the phone.
Morgan: Shh, not here, not here; there are spies at the Buy More.
Chuck: [hangs up the phone] Spies, really?
Morgan: Yeah, Tang's minions, they're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control of the assistant manager-ship.
Chuck: Yeah, from me, thanks for the reminder.
Morgan: You got it, man. Look we need your help, Chuck.
Chuck: Me, what am I suppose to do? I'm just...
Morgan: One small hobbit? So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend; so thought Frodo Baggins!
Chuck: I'm on the phone.
Morgan: Shh, not here, not here; there are spies at the Buy More.
Chuck: [hangs up the phone] Spies, really?
Morgan: Yeah, Tang's minions, they're everywhere! He's like the dark Lord Sauron from Lord of the Rings. Only instead of the ring of power he's taken over control of the assistant manager-ship.
Chuck: Yeah, from me, thanks for the reminder.
Morgan: You got it, man. Look we need your help, Chuck.
Chuck: Me, what am I suppose to do? I'm just...
Morgan: One small hobbit? So thought Frodo Baggins, my friend; so thought Frodo Baggins!
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Chuck: I'm sorry, but was Harry wearing the new assistant manager polo shirt?
Morgan: It's monogrammed.
Chuck: He must be stopped.
Morgan: It's monogrammed.
Chuck: He must be stopped.
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Chuck: No more Wednesday/Friday surf and turf?
Morgan: Harry Tang is drunk with power!
Anna: He could have an accident.
[everyone looks at her]
Anna: I know a guy, very reasonable... His rates, I mean, not him.
Morgan: Way to go, Anna. Thinking outside the box, me likey! What do you say Chuck?
Chuck: What, are you guys crazy? I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch schedule!
. . .
Chuck: Did you offer to kill Harry for Anna?
Casey: No. Why, you want me to kill him?
Chuck: No! No, just curious...
Morgan: Harry Tang is drunk with power!
Anna: He could have an accident.
[everyone looks at her]
Anna: I know a guy, very reasonable... His rates, I mean, not him.
Morgan: Way to go, Anna. Thinking outside the box, me likey! What do you say Chuck?
Chuck: What, are you guys crazy? I'm not gonna have a guy rubbed out just because he upsets our lunch schedule!
. . .
Chuck: Did you offer to kill Harry for Anna?
Casey: No. Why, you want me to kill him?
Chuck: No! No, just curious...
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Sarah: It says here his weapon of choice is a crossbow.
Chuck: Oh, what, slingshot too ineffective?
Chuck: Oh, what, slingshot too ineffective?
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Casey: You sure it was Magnus you saw?
Chuck: Gee, I don't know, Casey, how many psycho archers do you know?
Chuck: Gee, I don't know, Casey, how many psycho archers do you know?
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[Ellie barges into Chuck's bedroom, influenced by truth serum]
Ellie: I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!
[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]
Ellie: When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing... "big boy." How cute is that?
Chuck: Ellie, you're killin' me here.
Ellie: And now he is a big boy. [looks at Sarah's chest] And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big... BIG girl.
Awesome: Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.
Chuck: Is she drunk?
[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]
Ellie: Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.
Awesome: Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy.
Ellie: When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.
Sarah: Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?
Ellie: ...Words taste like peaches.
Ellie: I have known him since the day he was born (obviously)!
[she sits on the bed between Chuck and Sarah]
Ellie: When people asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he would always say the same thing... "big boy." How cute is that?
Chuck: Ellie, you're killin' me here.
Ellie: And now he is a big boy. [looks at Sarah's chest] And I can tell that he is, because he is with a big... BIG girl.
Awesome: Sorry, guys. Don't mean to muck up your mojo. [to Chuck] I tried to stop her.
Chuck: Is she drunk?
[Awesome shrugs, bewildered]
Ellie: Chuck, you need a haircut. It's starting to make funny animal shapes.
Awesome: Let's go, babe; these two need their privacy.
Ellie: When you were seven, I told you that the burglar stole the money from your piggy bank? That was a lie, it was me. At the time I felt it was very important to have a New Kids fanny pack.
Sarah: Ellie, are you okay? Have you done anything out of the ordinary?
Ellie: ...Words taste like peaches.
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Chuck: [to Sarah, under the influence of a truth serum] God you're so pretty! And Casey, your jaw was chiseled by Michelangelo himself.
Casey: Thank you.
Casey: Thank you.
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[knocking on the bad guy's door after being exposed to truth serum]
Reardon Paine: Yes? Who is it?
Chuck: The NSA, CIA, and me! Who's a little tougher to explain...
Reardon Paine: Yes? Who is it?
Chuck: The NSA, CIA, and me! Who's a little tougher to explain...
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Sarah: I'm so sorry, Chuck.
Chuck: Hey, I've lived a good life. Who else can say they flew a helicopter or saved the lives of innocent people?
Casey: Courageous and honorable members of the U.S. military.
Chuck: Hey, I've lived a good life. Who else can say they flew a helicopter or saved the lives of innocent people?
Casey: Courageous and honorable members of the U.S. military.
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Jeff: Heart breaker.
Lester: Dream maker.
Jeff: Love taker.
Lester: Don't you mess around with Chuck.
Lester: Dream maker.
Jeff: Love taker.
Lester: Don't you mess around with Chuck.
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[about Chuck's guitar pin bug]
Stavros: I left mine in the 80s.
Chuck: Yeah, I kept mine.
Stavros: I left mine in the 80s.
Chuck: Yeah, I kept mine.
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Casey: So, how'd it go?
Chuck: My God, I am in the bathroom! Is there nothing sacred to you people?
Casey: Just the right to bear arms.
Chuck: My God, I am in the bathroom! Is there nothing sacred to you people?
Casey: Just the right to bear arms.
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Chuck: [while on a date with Lou] It wouldn't be an official Chuck Bartowski date if the girl didn't leave injured in some way.
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Awesome: Now's where we go around and say what we're thankful for. I'm thankful for the most beautiful woman in the world, Ellie Bartowski. Love ya. [to Casey] Your turn.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my room making out with my new girlfriend.
Casey: [gets the hint and leaves the table] Excuse me.
Morgan: Wow, buddy, that was, um, really dark.
Awesome: And specific.
Casey: I'll pass.
Chuck: I'm thankful that Bryce Larkin is dead and is not currently in my room making out with my new girlfriend.
Casey: [gets the hint and leaves the table] Excuse me.
Morgan: Wow, buddy, that was, um, really dark.
Awesome: And specific.
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Casey: [Bryce is using Chuck at a shield] I've got a clean shot.
Chuck: No, you don't!
Casey: You'll be fine.
Chuck: No shooting, no shooting! I'm susceptible to bullets!
Chuck: No, you don't!
Casey: You'll be fine.
Chuck: No shooting, no shooting! I'm susceptible to bullets!
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Bryce: Hello, Chuck.
Chuck: Sarah and Casey are right inside; one girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode!
Chuck: Sarah and Casey are right inside; one girlish scream from me and they go into combat mode!
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Casey: Well, should I pop some popcorn or beat the answer out of you?
Bryce: No thanks, I'll talk.
Casey: Darn.
Bryce: No thanks, I'll talk.
Casey: Darn.
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Sarah: Do you ever just want to have a normal life? Have a family? Children?
Casey: The choice we made to protect something bigger than ourselves is the right choice. Hard as that is for you to remember sometimes.
Casey: The choice we made to protect something bigger than ourselves is the right choice. Hard as that is for you to remember sometimes.
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