Chuck Quotes
Sarah: [about the GPS coordinates to his car] Tell him, Casey!
Chuck: [imitating Sarah] Tell me, Casey!
Chuck: [imitating Sarah] Tell me, Casey!
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Casey: Bartowski! Walker!
Chuck: [running to Casey] Casey, what're you doing here?
Casey: Someone has to protect the Intersect.
Chuck: Thanks, man.
Casey: Besides, I didn't want to miss any gun play.
Chuck: [running to Casey] Casey, what're you doing here?
Casey: Someone has to protect the Intersect.
Chuck: Thanks, man.
Casey: Besides, I didn't want to miss any gun play.
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Chuck: If you want to go through life emotionally constipated and alone then suit yourself. I'll let you go back to protecting the greater good you freaking robot!
Casey: We met in Rome. In a flower shop. Ilsa was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
Chuck: I knew it. IT'S ALIVE!
Casey: We met in Rome. In a flower shop. Ilsa was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
Chuck: I knew it. IT'S ALIVE!
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Casey: Relax, I think I see a scenario where we both get out with acceptable losses.
Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks, punctures, possible loss of limb, no major organ damage.
Chuck: What exactly is your version of acceptable?
Casey: Breaks, punctures, possible loss of limb, no major organ damage.
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Sarah: Ellie are you sure you're okay?
Ellie: It's just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in. So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I wanted it to be us and now taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sarah: Completely.
Ellie: Of course you do, of course you do.
Ellie: It's just that, I have both feet in and Devon has only one foot in. So then, it's just me taking care of three feet and I wanted it to be us and now taking care of four feet. Do you understand what I'm saying?
Sarah: Completely.
Ellie: Of course you do, of course you do.
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Ilsa: We had nothing on him, the only way to get it out of him...
Casey: By screwing it out of him? How, um... French.
Casey: By screwing it out of him? How, um... French.
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Chuck: [knocks down a FULCRUM agent while tied to Casey's back] How do ya like me now suckah!
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Morgan: This is just getting a little personal.
Casey: Okay, new tactic. You finish the story or I put your head through the wall.
Morgan: Someone wasn't hugged enough as a child.
Casey: Okay, new tactic. You finish the story or I put your head through the wall.
Morgan: Someone wasn't hugged enough as a child.
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Casey: [to Lester and Jeff] We could do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is I shove his foot up your ass.
Jeff: What's the hard way?
Casey: I use my foot!
Jeff: What's the hard way?
Casey: I use my foot!
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Chuck: Look, what if I surrender and you run. I mean I'm going into a cell anyway. What's the difference?
Sarah: Torture.
Chuck: Okay, no surrender.
Sarah: Torture.
Chuck: Okay, no surrender.
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Casey: [Colt is dangling Chuck out a window] Let the geek go!
Sarah: Wait! Not out the window.
Casey: Aren't we picky?
Sarah: Wait! Not out the window.
Casey: Aren't we picky?
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Ellie: What about you, any revolutions, any ideas on what you're going to do next?
Chuck: Um, yeah, a few.
Ellie: If you say pilot the Millenium Falcon I will hit you.
Chuck: I what, that's absord, why would I say that? I'm going to be a ninja assassin.
Ellie: Nope, try again.
Chuck: Uh, Olympic
Ellie: Uh, uh
Chuck: Secret agent
Ellie: This is what happens when you sit in front of the television set for too long
Chuck: Um, yeah, a few.
Ellie: If you say pilot the Millenium Falcon I will hit you.
Chuck: I what, that's absord, why would I say that? I'm going to be a ninja assassin.
Ellie: Nope, try again.
Chuck: Uh, Olympic
Ellie: Uh, uh
Chuck: Secret agent
Ellie: This is what happens when you sit in front of the television set for too long
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Chuck: You want to go on a date with me some time? I mean a date without aliases, and spy gear, and no mission.
Sarah: Like a real date?
Chuck: Yeah.
Sarah: Chuck, I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
Chuck: What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one night of fun with me.
Sarah: ...Okay.
Sarah: Like a real date?
Chuck: Yeah.
Sarah: Chuck, I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
Chuck: What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one night of fun with me.
Sarah: ...Okay.
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Chuck: What exactly are you doing?
Colt: I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Chuck: Why are you doing that?
Colt: So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.
Colt: I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Chuck: Why are you doing that?
Colt: So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.
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Sarah: What about me?
Chuck: [chuckles] You're really going to make me say it.
[Sarah smiles]
Chuck: Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way... A girl like you, or more appropriately, a woman like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a smart one too. Not to mention, cool... and extremely beautiful. And-and... you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming... you know—
Sarah: No that's very... sweet.
Chuck: "Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
Sarah: [slight chuckle] You're not so bad yourself.
Chuck: [sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.
Sarah: [seriously] Yeah. You are!
Chuck: [chuckles] You're really going to make me say it.
[Sarah smiles]
Chuck: Wow, okay. Fine. All right we'll play it your way... A girl like you, or more appropriately, a woman like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a smart one too. Not to mention, cool... and extremely beautiful. And-and... you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming... you know—
Sarah: No that's very... sweet.
Chuck: "Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
Sarah: [slight chuckle] You're not so bad yourself.
Chuck: [sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.
Sarah: [seriously] Yeah. You are!
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[Casey catches Chuck's hand after Colt drops him off of a building and swings him to safety]
Chuck: You...You...
Casey: Yeah, I know, I catch you when you fall. It's touching, really.
Chuck: No no, I love you!
Casey: Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.
Chuck: You...You...
Casey: Yeah, I know, I catch you when you fall. It's touching, really.
Chuck: No no, I love you!
Casey: Keep it in your pants, Bartowski.
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Roan: Is she worth dying for?
Chuck: Yes.
Roan: The first rule of being a spy: never fall in love.
Chuck: Well then I guess I'm not much of a spy.
Chuck: Yes.
Roan: The first rule of being a spy: never fall in love.
Chuck: Well then I guess I'm not much of a spy.
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Roan: Because I'm not in love with one of the agents.
Chuck: I'm not... I care about them. I care about both of them. Besides we both heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.
Roan: No. You're not... Trust me. The lady doth protest too much.
Chuck: I'm not... I care about them. I care about both of them. Besides we both heard what she said, okay? To her, I'm just an asset.
Roan: No. You're not... Trust me. The lady doth protest too much.
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Roan: [preparing Chuck to seduce an enemy agent] We need to talk about protection.
Chuck: I really don't think it's going to get that far.
Roan: I mean a gun. Do you know why she's called the "black widow?"
Chuck: Because she's African-American, and her husband died?
Chuck: I really don't think it's going to get that far.
Roan: I mean a gun. Do you know why she's called the "black widow?"
Chuck: Because she's African-American, and her husband died?
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Sarah: Okay, look, the sooner we get the Cipher back and the sooner you can have the Intersect removed, and the sooner you can be free to live whatever life you choose with whomever you choose.
Chuck: What are you saying?
Sarah: I'm saying you can have everything that you've always wanted.
Chuck: Let me see the file.
Chuck: What are you saying?
Sarah: I'm saying you can have everything that you've always wanted.
Chuck: Let me see the file.
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Chuck: Well it may not be the steamiest, but we probably have the strangest relationship in Los Angeles.
Sarah: Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right?
Chuck: Good point.
Sarah: Doubt that. Morgan's still dating, right?
Chuck: Good point.
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Chuck: Buddy, what've I told you about direct confrontation with the Mighty Jocks, especially Mitt?
Morgan: Run with my tail between my legs and go get John Casey.
Morgan: Run with my tail between my legs and go get John Casey.
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Chuck: Look, we both know how I feel about you so I'm just going to shoot straight. You're the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. You're smart, beautiful, you laugh at all my stupid jokes and have a horrible habit of always saving my life. The truth is, you're everything that I thought I ever wanted and more. And the last few days all I could think about is our future together. About what it's going to be like once I get the Intersect out of my head and we can be together for real, no fake relationship, no covers, no lies. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that you and I can never have a future together. I fooled myself into thinking that we could but the truth is we can't. Because even if we had a real relationship it'd never really be real. I still won't know anything about you, your real name, your home town, your first love, anything. And I want more than that. I want to be able to call you at the end of a bad day and tell you about some funny thing Morgan did but I can't cause you'll be somewhere in Paraguay quelling a revolution with a fork. I'm a normal guy who wants a normal life. And as amazing as you are, Sarah Walker, we both know that you will never be normal.
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Chuck: [watching Les' sales policy in action] This is going to end badly.
Morgan: I know. I know, Chuck. That's part of the fun.
Morgan: I know. I know, Chuck. That's part of the fun.
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Sarah: Back off, Chuck! You have as much information as is pertinent for the assignment!
Chuck: So "Jenni" with an "I" or would that be—
[Sarah takes the pencil Chuck's holding]
Sarah: All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past!
[Throws the pencil at a picture of Chuck and Sarah, embedding it in Chuck's picture]
Sarah: You got that?
Chuck I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
Chuck: So "Jenni" with an "I" or would that be—
[Sarah takes the pencil Chuck's holding]
Sarah: All Jenny's boyfriend needs to know is that Jenny hates questions about her past!
[Throws the pencil at a picture of Chuck and Sarah, embedding it in Chuck's picture]
Sarah: You got that?
Chuck I'm good. Yeah, I'm good.
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Casey: [to Chuck after Sarah spills wine on Chuck's pants] Not the first American tax dollars wasted on a man's lap.
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