Chuck Quotes
Sarah: Okay, fine, I'll answer one question about my past. You've earned that much.
Chuck: ...No thanks... I don't need to know more about who you were. 'Cause as much as you don't think so, I know who you are: a girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with... Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife.
Sarah: That won't be necessary.
[Sarah rolls up one of pants legs, pulls out a knife and gives it to Chuck]
Chuck: That's awesome! And a little disturbing.
Chuck: ...No thanks... I don't need to know more about who you were. 'Cause as much as you don't think so, I know who you are: a girl I'd like to share a cheeseburger with... Should I get a knife? I'll get a knife.
Sarah: That won't be necessary.
[Sarah rolls up one of pants legs, pulls out a knife and gives it to Chuck]
Chuck: That's awesome! And a little disturbing.
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Chuck: Sis? The world's not gonna end today. [Ellie walks out of earshot] I have very reliable sources.
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Chuck: Morgan! Hey, ah, buddy, do we carry any Rush CDs in the store?
Morgan: No need. I got them all in my Zune.
Chuck: You have a Zune?
Morgan: Are you kidding me? No, no. I'll grab my iPod.
Morgan: No need. I got them all in my Zune.
Chuck: You have a Zune?
Morgan: Are you kidding me? No, no. I'll grab my iPod.
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Man: Is there a problem?
Chuck : Can you tell me if the attractive, brown eyed, slightly egg headed brunette with an extremely cold heart is still here?!
Man: She's here; why, who is she?
Chuck: Jill Roberts, my ex-girlfriend. She broke my heart. I need a diversion; would it be terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?
Chuck : Can you tell me if the attractive, brown eyed, slightly egg headed brunette with an extremely cold heart is still here?!
Man: She's here; why, who is she?
Chuck: Jill Roberts, my ex-girlfriend. She broke my heart. I need a diversion; would it be terrible imposition for you to pull the fire alarm?
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Chuck: When you say "reconnect" you mean send her an email or invite her to be my Facebook friend, right?
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Chuck: I'm sorry, a date with my ex? No, General, that is a terrible idea. You see she broke my heart; she destroyed me; she took all of my confidence, my mojo!
Casey: You had mojo?
Chuck: I was on my way, and by the way she slept with Bryce Larkin.
Casey: Huh. Who hasn't? [looks at Sarah]
Sarah: Look, Chuck. I know Jill hurt you. But maybe seing her will give you the closure that you've always wanted.
Casey: You had mojo?
Chuck: I was on my way, and by the way she slept with Bryce Larkin.
Casey: Huh. Who hasn't? [looks at Sarah]
Sarah: Look, Chuck. I know Jill hurt you. But maybe seing her will give you the closure that you've always wanted.
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Chuck: Sticky clutch. [nervous laugh] Remind me to have my assistant have that fixed.
Jill: I think the valet is up a little further.
Chuck: Beautiful night for walk, huh? Shall we?
Jill: I think the valet is up a little further.
Chuck: Beautiful night for walk, huh? Shall we?
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Chuck: Wait. So not only did we not get the FULCRUM list, but Jill's never going to speak to me again because she caught me naked rinsing off fruit punch on another woman.
Casey: Common spy problem.
Chuck: Really?
Casey: Common spy problem.
Chuck: Really?
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Chuck: [stops making out with Jill because of the surveillance] Buy More, tomorrow.
Jill: What time?
Chuck: Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...
Jill: In calories per gram?
Chuck: Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!
Casey: [growls] Nerd code!
Jill: What time?
Chuck: Take the latent heat of aquatic fusion...
Jill: In calories per gram?
Chuck: Of course. [seductive voice] And then subtract the atomic number of thallium, got it? [Jill nods] Ok, I'll see you then!
Casey: [growls] Nerd code!
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Jill: Thank you for saving my life. Sorry for not trusting you with Chuck.
Sarah: You want to pay me back? Don't hurt him again.
Jill: I won't. I wouldn't. I care about Chuck.
Sarah: Me, too. It's my job to protect him... from anything.
Sarah: You want to pay me back? Don't hurt him again.
Jill: I won't. I wouldn't. I care about Chuck.
Sarah: Me, too. It's my job to protect him... from anything.
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Sarah: [Chuck's stuck in the airvent] What are you doing up there?
Chuck: Help! [Falls to the floor]
Casey: Shh. It's the F.B.I, they're dumb, not deaf.
Chuck: Thanks.
Chuck: Help! [Falls to the floor]
Casey: Shh. It's the F.B.I, they're dumb, not deaf.
Chuck: Thanks.
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Casey: Does the word "silent" have a different meaning in geek that I'm not aware of?
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Chuck: You should know I wanted to help you. I was going to let you get away. But you were about to kill Sarah and that made the decision for me. You're under arrest, Jill. And I'm breaking up with you.
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Chuck: [to Ellie] And I realize that Jill, Standford and Bryce, that's a story from my past... But my new story is you, Sarah, and these yahoos. And sometimes it can be a real fun story.
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Chuck: [Text message to Sarah and Casey] I also unlocked your door. Taking them to Buy More. Unleash the Casey.
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Chuck: I'm just too trusting. Ever since I was a kid, I really wanted to believe what everyone else told me, you know? I'm just getting used to this new job, with the spying and lying.
Sarah: Don't get used to it. What makes you special is that you're not like every other spy. You're a good guy and you want to help people. Leave the deception to me.
Chuck: I'm glad I have you.
Sarah: Yeah, we're better as a team.
Sarah: Don't get used to it. What makes you special is that you're not like every other spy. You're a good guy and you want to help people. Leave the deception to me.
Chuck: I'm glad I have you.
Sarah: Yeah, we're better as a team.
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Chuck: Excuse me. I'm sorry, General. But who in my life isn't a spy? My sister? My best friend? Should I just start asking people when I first meet them, "Hi I'd like the extra value meal, and while we're on the topic, do you covertly work for a government faction?"
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Casey: Beckman was out of line pulling me off this mission.
Sarah: I agree with her. You're too emotionally involved.
Casey: This from the agent that can't keep her chocolate out of Bartowski's peanut butter.
Sarah: Whatever my feelings may be for Chuck I never knowingly endangered the asset. You let your anger towards Bennett cloud your judgment.
Casey: Finally you admit that you do have feelings for the nerd.
Sarah: No, all I will admit to is having feelings.
Sarah: I agree with her. You're too emotionally involved.
Casey: This from the agent that can't keep her chocolate out of Bartowski's peanut butter.
Sarah: Whatever my feelings may be for Chuck I never knowingly endangered the asset. You let your anger towards Bennett cloud your judgment.
Casey: Finally you admit that you do have feelings for the nerd.
Sarah: No, all I will admit to is having feelings.
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Casey: Sure thing, Chuck. I'll just call all the criminals and rogue spies and let them know to hold on a second because Chuck Bartowski needs to sort out his lady feelings.
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Chuck: Look. Look, I get how you're feeling man. I totally get how you're feeling. You're feeling betrayed by someone you really care about.
Casey: You're damaging my calm, Chuck.
Chuck: You've spent so much of your life pushing people away. Lashing out with hurtful words and punches. But I know why you do it. You do it because you're scared.
Casey: WHAT?
Chuck: Scared. Scared to be known. Scared that if we actually see who you are, we'd actually care about you.
Casey: Shut up, Chuck!
Sarah: Yeah, shut up, Chuck. You're making him mad.
Chuck: [shushes Sarah] Underneath that extremely terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply, deeply feels. You care. You care about us. You care about me. Admit you feel all warm and mushy about me. Go ahead, say it; you love me, John Casey.
Casey: I'm going to kill you!
[Lunges for Chuck]
Chuck: Wait. Wait! Hold on. No! Not me.
[points to Bennett]
Chuck: Him!
Casey: You're damaging my calm, Chuck.
Chuck: You've spent so much of your life pushing people away. Lashing out with hurtful words and punches. But I know why you do it. You do it because you're scared.
Casey: WHAT?
Chuck: Scared. Scared to be known. Scared that if we actually see who you are, we'd actually care about you.
Casey: Shut up, Chuck!
Sarah: Yeah, shut up, Chuck. You're making him mad.
Chuck: [shushes Sarah] Underneath that extremely terrifying exterior lies a man who deeply, deeply feels. You care. You care about us. You care about me. Admit you feel all warm and mushy about me. Go ahead, say it; you love me, John Casey.
Casey: I'm going to kill you!
[Lunges for Chuck]
Chuck: Wait. Wait! Hold on. No! Not me.
[points to Bennett]
Chuck: Him!
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Chuck: [mimicking Casey's voice] Well thanks for saving my life today, Chuck.
Chuck: Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.
Chuck: [mimicking Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.
Chuck: That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
Casey: [seriously] Thank you. [closes door]
Chuck: Any time, Casey. Yeah, you know what you're my friend.
Chuck: [mimicking Casey's voice] Yeah you're my friend too.
Chuck: That's really kind of you, Casey. Have a good night.
Casey: [seriously] Thank you. [closes door]
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Chuck: The guy is a total loser, all right? Absolute bottom feeding scum of the Earth. Have I mentioned considerably older man!
Jack: [from behind] All true, but I'm a hell of a dancer.
Sarah: Chuck, I'd like you to meet my dad, Jack Burton. Dad, this is my boyfriend, Chuck.
Chuck: [Chuck clears his throat] Pleasure, sir.
Jack: [from behind] All true, but I'm a hell of a dancer.
Sarah: Chuck, I'd like you to meet my dad, Jack Burton. Dad, this is my boyfriend, Chuck.
Chuck: [Chuck clears his throat] Pleasure, sir.
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Sarah: [about her father] Chuck, you're attributing good intentions to him because you're a good person.
Chuck: Well, he must've done something right: you turned out pretty good.
Chuck: Well, he must've done something right: you turned out pretty good.
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Sarah: Why did you put the money in Chuck's account?
Jack: I needed to put it somewhere because I didn't trust Cop Face.
Sarah: But you trusted Chuck.
Jack: I read people. That's the only real talent I've got. One thing I know is that that kid would never betray you. I made a $10 million bet that he loved you... Turns out I was right.
Jack: I needed to put it somewhere because I didn't trust Cop Face.
Sarah: But you trusted Chuck.
Jack: I read people. That's the only real talent I've got. One thing I know is that that kid would never betray you. I made a $10 million bet that he loved you... Turns out I was right.
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Captain Awesome: I lent him that money so he could get an apartment, not blow it on some stupid car!
Anna: WHAT? That money was for our apartment?! I'm gonna kill him!
Captain Awesome: Get in line, Anna!
Anna: WHAT? That money was for our apartment?! I'm gonna kill him!
Captain Awesome: Get in line, Anna!
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