Chuck Quotes
Barkley: We're the flagship store, we should get those computers—
Big Mike: Flagship of my ass; now get out of here, Barkley.
Big Mike: Flagship of my ass; now get out of here, Barkley.
TV Show: Chuck
Vincent: You have one chance. Drop your guns.
Chuck: Uh, sir. They don't have any guns. I personally put this mission together, and I forbade them from packing.
Vincent: Why would you do that?
Chuck: I don't know. I just, you know— I think guns make things too easy. I like my spies to be tough. Look, you're not going to shoot anyone, right?
Vincent: It would be unprofessional not to.
Chuck: Uh, sir. They don't have any guns. I personally put this mission together, and I forbade them from packing.
Vincent: Why would you do that?
Chuck: I don't know. I just, you know— I think guns make things too easy. I like my spies to be tough. Look, you're not going to shoot anyone, right?
Vincent: It would be unprofessional not to.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: Why are you coming here?
General Beckman: Hopefully I won't have to shut down Operation Bartowski because of one foolish mistake. But if FULCRUM knows who you really are, pack your bags, Chuck; you're leaving with me. Tell your family and friends—tell them nothing!
General Beckman: Hopefully I won't have to shut down Operation Bartowski because of one foolish mistake. But if FULCRUM knows who you really are, pack your bags, Chuck; you're leaving with me. Tell your family and friends—tell them nothing!
TV Show: Chuck
Sarah: Chuck Bartowski has risked his life for this country. But he's not a spy and he knows it!
General Beckman: He's a spy until I say he isn't!
Sarah: General, Chuck knows that Orion is out there and he is not going to sit in his room and do what we say. He...
Casey: What is it?
Sarah: Where's Chuck?
Casey: [Casey checks the tracking device] Watch has him in his room.
Sarah: No. This is Chuck we're talking about. He would've come up with some excuse to come in here and meet the General in person.
General Beckman: What?
Sarah: Check his room.
Casey: Walker's right. Chuck's a social butterfly by nature.
General Beckman: He's a spy until I say he isn't!
Sarah: General, Chuck knows that Orion is out there and he is not going to sit in his room and do what we say. He...
Casey: What is it?
Sarah: Where's Chuck?
Casey: [Casey checks the tracking device] Watch has him in his room.
Sarah: No. This is Chuck we're talking about. He would've come up with some excuse to come in here and meet the General in person.
General Beckman: What?
Sarah: Check his room.
Casey: Walker's right. Chuck's a social butterfly by nature.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: General, you don't want the Intersect out of my head, do you?
General Beckman: No, I don't.
Sarah: General, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.
General Beckman: Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over! Chuck, I hesitate to say this...
Chuck: Please, please hesitate.
General Beckman: We are in the midst of a secret war with FULCRUM. And I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.
Casey: Oy.
Chuck: No. Listen to the man, he's right! I'm not a spy!
General Beckman: Do you know how many agents I've lost to FULCRUM? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you! It's time for you to become a spy!
General Beckman: No, I don't.
Sarah: General, Chuck has done everything that we've asked of him.
General Beckman: Agent Walker, you want to protect him, but play time is over! Chuck, I hesitate to say this...
Chuck: Please, please hesitate.
General Beckman: We are in the midst of a secret war with FULCRUM. And I believe the outcome of this fight will rest squarely on your shoulders.
Casey: Oy.
Chuck: No. Listen to the man, he's right! I'm not a spy!
General Beckman: Do you know how many agents I've lost to FULCRUM? How powerful they are? Only this operation, only you have found a hole in their armor. See, I can't lose you, Chuck. I need you! It's time for you to become a spy!
TV Show: Chuck
Sarah: [Holding up Chuck's cellphone] I found this when I went to say goodbye to Chuck.
Alex: Which directly disobeyed an order. You were fired for exactly this reason!
Sarah: Then there's nothing stopping me from kicking your ass!
Alex: Which directly disobeyed an order. You were fired for exactly this reason!
Sarah: Then there's nothing stopping me from kicking your ass!
TV Show: Chuck
Zamir: Are you his doctor?
Chuck: Of course. Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not one of this man's doctors?
Zamir: Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Muhammad Zamir.
[they shake hands]
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: And, doctor.
Zamir: Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment, please? I would like to consult the doctor privately, please.
Chuck: Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. [whispers to Alex] Please don't go.
Alex: I'll be right outside... doctor.
Chuck: Of course. Am I not wearing a doctor's coat? Who else would I be if not one of this man's doctors?
Zamir: Doctor, I am Harry Lime's private physician, Dr. Muhammad Zamir.
[they shake hands]
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: Doctor.
Zamir: Doctor.
Chuck: And, doctor.
Zamir: Nurse, would you excuse us for a moment, please? I would like to consult the doctor privately, please.
Chuck: Yes, yes, we will be discussing doctor things that only doctors understand, please go. [whispers to Alex] Please don't go.
Alex: I'll be right outside... doctor.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: Oh my God, I'm bleeding. Oh my God I'm bleeding, oh my God I'm bleeding.
Zamir: Come on.
Chuck: I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. I'm sorry, I get a little woozy at the sight of blood.
Zamir: A surgeon is afraid of blood?
Chuck: I know, a little ironic, right?
Zamir: Come on.
Chuck: I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding. I'm sorry, I get a little woozy at the sight of blood.
Zamir: A surgeon is afraid of blood?
Chuck: I know, a little ironic, right?
TV Show: Chuck
Casey: Hey. Chuck, turn off the gas you idiot. You inhale too much of that stuff it'll kill you.
Chuck: We're gonna die.
[Chuck and Zamir laugh]
Chuck: We're gonna die.
Alex: [Grabbing the walkie talkie] Open this door right now!
Chuck: No. Look, I'm not listening to you. Okay?
Alex: This isn't working. I can't risk this going any further. I'm getting the nitro.
[Starts to leave]
Sarah: Forrest! We can do this your way or we can actually save the asset!
Chuck: We're gonna die.
[Chuck and Zamir laugh]
Chuck: We're gonna die.
Alex: [Grabbing the walkie talkie] Open this door right now!
Chuck: No. Look, I'm not listening to you. Okay?
Alex: This isn't working. I can't risk this going any further. I'm getting the nitro.
[Starts to leave]
Sarah: Forrest! We can do this your way or we can actually save the asset!
TV Show: Chuck
General Beckman: Agent Walker, despite your heroism, you have directly disobeyed several orders...
Chuck: Wait, General, um, I'm sorry but, but isn't the most important part of being my handler making sure I stay alive?
Sarah: It's okay, Chuck.
Casey: No, it's not.
[Everyone looks at Casey]
Casey: Let him finish.
Chuck: Thanks... Um, General. What I'm trying to say is that because my relationship with Sarah is so... you know, we're, we're close. We care about each other. That's— that's what I'm trying to say. And— and I know it's not protocol or whatever but it's those feelings that wound up saving my life.
Chuck: Wait, General, um, I'm sorry but, but isn't the most important part of being my handler making sure I stay alive?
Sarah: It's okay, Chuck.
Casey: No, it's not.
[Everyone looks at Casey]
Casey: Let him finish.
Chuck: Thanks... Um, General. What I'm trying to say is that because my relationship with Sarah is so... you know, we're, we're close. We care about each other. That's— that's what I'm trying to say. And— and I know it's not protocol or whatever but it's those feelings that wound up saving my life.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: [to Sarah and Casey dressed as nerds] Either this is a mission or you two are very good at hiding your hobbies.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: I can't believe this. My father invented the intersect.
Stephen: Well, that's not true. I didn't invent all of it. Just the really cool stuff. All right, now I can understand how this could complicate a few things.
Chuck: What? Complicate a few things; Dad, I saw you die. I saw you explode in a helicopter.
Stephen: Well, I see how I could have given you that impression. I had to die quite a few times—it's one of the perils of being Orion.
Stephen: Well, that's not true. I didn't invent all of it. Just the really cool stuff. All right, now I can understand how this could complicate a few things.
Chuck: What? Complicate a few things; Dad, I saw you die. I saw you explode in a helicopter.
Stephen: Well, I see how I could have given you that impression. I had to die quite a few times—it's one of the perils of being Orion.
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Stephen: What you are gonna see are a bunch of encoded images that will cancel out the ones you originally uploaded.
Chuck: Wait. Are you saying that you are gonna overwrite my brain?
Stephen: That's a good way of putting it. Yes.
Chuck: Wait. Are you saying that you are gonna overwrite my brain?
Stephen: That's a good way of putting it. Yes.
TV Show: Chuck
Roark: Put him on the helicopter. Kill his CIA agent.
Stephen: He's my son.
Roark: He's your son? Congratulations! That's great! I had no idea. ...Kill his son.
Stephen: I'll build anything you want, give FULCRUM their intersect. But my son walks away from here.
Vincent: You'll build it either way.
Stephen: You going to torture me? After 10 years away from my family, my son walks away!
Roark: Right, right. I'm not a monster. ...Maybe a little bit of a monster. Today's his lucky day. Shotgun on the chopper. Let's go.
Stephen: He's my son.
Roark: He's your son? Congratulations! That's great! I had no idea. ...Kill his son.
Stephen: I'll build anything you want, give FULCRUM their intersect. But my son walks away from here.
Vincent: You'll build it either way.
Stephen: You going to torture me? After 10 years away from my family, my son walks away!
Roark: Right, right. I'm not a monster. ...Maybe a little bit of a monster. Today's his lucky day. Shotgun on the chopper. Let's go.
TV Show: Chuck
Bernie: Are you wired?
Chuck: No I'm not.
Bernie: [aims his gun at Chuck's face] Are you wired?
Chuck: Yes, yes we are.
. . .
Bergey: Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: That's preposterous.
Bergey: [his thugs aim their weapons at Chuck] Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: Yes, yes I am.
Chuck: No I'm not.
Bernie: [aims his gun at Chuck's face] Are you wired?
Chuck: Yes, yes we are.
. . .
Bergey: Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: That's preposterous.
Bergey: [his thugs aim their weapons at Chuck] Are you wearing a wire?
Chuck: Yes, yes I am.
TV Show: Chuck
Wally Roberts: [to Sarah and Casey] And you are?
Sarah: I'm, uh, Chuck's cousin, Sarah. And this is my boyfriend John.
Wally Roberts: Talk about beauty and the beast, huh? You must be loaded.
[Casey feigns a laugh]
Sarah: I'm, uh, Chuck's cousin, Sarah. And this is my boyfriend John.
Wally Roberts: Talk about beauty and the beast, huh? You must be loaded.
[Casey feigns a laugh]
TV Show: Chuck
Casey: Permission to drop the twerp into a deep dark hole, General?
General Beckman: Granted.
Casey: Huh?
General Beckman: It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.
Sarah: What are you saying, General?
General Beckman: I'm shutting down this project! Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all!
Casey: Operation Moron is over?
General Beckman: Granted.
Casey: Huh?
General Beckman: It's over, the Human Intersect Project has become too hard to control. I can't afford to wonder anymore if the team or Chuck Bartowski is a liability.
Sarah: What are you saying, General?
General Beckman: I'm shutting down this project! Chuck's going into lockdown. He'll be taken to Washington, and put into a secure facility once-and-for-all!
Casey: Operation Moron is over?
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: I owe you an apology.
Sarah: For what?
Chuck: I was beginning to think that I couldn't trust you anymore, Sarah. That maybe Jill was right. That the CIA was never gonna let me go, that they would always put their best interests ahead of mine... But not you. You always looked out for me. Thank you.
Sarah: [pause. Sarah hugs Chuck and whispers in his ear] Take off your watch.
Chuck: Why?
Sarah: Because it's all a lie. Your dad is still out there. Beckman sent me to bring you back to Castle. They're going to take you underground. We have to run.
Sarah: For what?
Chuck: I was beginning to think that I couldn't trust you anymore, Sarah. That maybe Jill was right. That the CIA was never gonna let me go, that they would always put their best interests ahead of mine... But not you. You always looked out for me. Thank you.
Sarah: [pause. Sarah hugs Chuck and whispers in his ear] Take off your watch.
Chuck: Why?
Sarah: Because it's all a lie. Your dad is still out there. Beckman sent me to bring you back to Castle. They're going to take you underground. We have to run.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: [Sarah has just taken him on the run] You're disobeying orders for me? You're committing treason, Sarah; you could go to jail.
Sarah: I know.
Sarah: I know.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: Do I get a gun?
Sarah: Nope. You get to stay in the car.
Chuck: C'mon, the whole "stay in the car" thing, aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.
Casey: [holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying, Agent Imbecile? Drop it, Walker.
Sarah: You drop it.
Chuck: Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.
Casey: Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.
Chuck: What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.
Casey: Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.
Chuck: Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?
Casey: I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.
Sarah: Is that a "yes"?
Casey: One condition, he stays in the car.
Sarah: Agreed.
Chuck: Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!
Casey: One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!
Chuck: In the car I go.
Sarah: Nope. You get to stay in the car.
Chuck: C'mon, the whole "stay in the car" thing, aren't we past this? I think I'm perfectly capable of handling myself on a mission.
Casey: [holds Chuck at gun point] You were saying, Agent Imbecile? Drop it, Walker.
Sarah: You drop it.
Chuck: Sarah, don't! I've come this far; if he's gonna stop me he's gonna have to kill me.
Casey: Beckman called in an air strike. It'll be here in less than 20 minutes.
Chuck: What!? Casey, my father is here! You said you would rescue him; you gave me your word. I thought that would've meant something. I guess I have a lot to learn.
Casey: Yeah, that's right you do. You made three crucial mistakes, Bartowski: you didn't realize you we're being trailed for the last half hour, you didn't bring nearly enough fire power, and you didn't ask me to join.
Chuck: Casey, would you like to help us rescue my father?
Casey: I think your father has served our country honorably and deserves to attend his daughter's wedding.
Sarah: Is that a "yes"?
Casey: One condition, he stays in the car.
Sarah: Agreed.
Chuck: Done. Hey the team's back together again! Group hug!
Casey: One more step it'll be your last. No hugs!
Chuck: In the car I go.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: See? Guys can hug.
Casey: Not if they don't have their man parts.
Chuck: That's a good point.
Casey: Not if they don't have their man parts.
Chuck: That's a good point.
TV Show: Chuck
General Beckman: How would you feel about working on the new Intersect project? Your government has been building its own Intersect. You've shown real promise. We'd like you to be an analyst. Your country is calling you, Mr. Bartowski.
Chuck: Uh, well then I think my country might have the wrong number. 'Cause I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.
Chuck: Uh, well then I think my country might have the wrong number. 'Cause I'm just Chuck Bartowski, not a hero.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: I can't wait. I can't wait. I can't wait any longer. Okay? Everyone keeps asking me what I'm going to do with my future. And the truth is I don't have a clue. All I do know is that I want you to be in it.
Sarah: Please, I really have to tell you.
Chuck: No. No guns. No lies. Just us. Just like I've always wanted. I've recently come into a little bit of money. So, any place you want to go. Any place at all, as long as it's sunny with little umbrella drinks. What I'm getting at here is... Sarah Walker will you do me the honor of... taking a vacation with me?
Sarah: Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.
Sarah: Please, I really have to tell you.
Chuck: No. No guns. No lies. Just us. Just like I've always wanted. I've recently come into a little bit of money. So, any place you want to go. Any place at all, as long as it's sunny with little umbrella drinks. What I'm getting at here is... Sarah Walker will you do me the honor of... taking a vacation with me?
Sarah: Chuck, I'm leaving in the morning. The details are classified. But I'm working on the new Intersect Project with Bryce.
TV Show: Chuck
Bryce: The cube can't fall into the wrong hands. I made a promise to Orion.
Chuck: You knew?
Bryce: That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust.
Chuck: I can't believe you've known all this the whole time.
Bryce: He wanted to keep you out of this. But I knew you could handle the Intersect. I knew Sarah would find you. Most importantly, you deserved to know the truth about your father. He's a hero... Let's go get your sister married.
Chuck: You knew?
Bryce: That was the deal. Your dad knew I protected you at Stanford. I was the only spy he would trust.
Chuck: I can't believe you've known all this the whole time.
Bryce: He wanted to keep you out of this. But I knew you could handle the Intersect. I knew Sarah would find you. Most importantly, you deserved to know the truth about your father. He's a hero... Let's go get your sister married.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: [after Sarah leaves] I have to go.
Steve: No. No. You don't, you're not a spy.
Chuck: Dad... I love her!
Steve: No. No. You don't, you're not a spy.
Chuck: Dad... I love her!
TV Show: Chuck
Awesome: Still playing the loser cover? You're nailing it.
Chuck: It's not a cover, Devon, it's my life.
Awesome: [in disbelief] So this is really you?
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.
Chuck: It's not a cover, Devon, it's my life.
Awesome: [in disbelief] So this is really you?
Chuck: Maybe we should be introduced, I'm Chuck Bartowski: total loser, cheeseball addict.
TV Show: Chuck
Chuck: If I help you guys then maybe Beckman puts the old team back together.
Casey: And all my dreams come true.
Casey: And all my dreams come true.
TV Show: Chuck