Chuck Quotes
Sarah: Keep your coffee and your cheesy come-ons to yourself.
Shaw: Then I should apologize to Casey.
Casey: Hey Shaw, thanks for the coffee. It's just the way I like it, black and bitter.
Shaw: Then I should apologize to Casey.
Casey: Hey Shaw, thanks for the coffee. It's just the way I like it, black and bitter.
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[Chuck has adopted an assassin's persona]
Casey: Not bad, Bartowski.
Chuck: Who the hell is "Bartowski"?
Casey: Not bad, Bartowski.
Chuck: Who the hell is "Bartowski"?
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Chuck: Awesome knows and you didn't put him in witness protection.
Casey: Because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.
Casey: Because Awesome's awesome and Grimes is a moron.
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Casey: [to Chuck] I made my decision between love and love of country a long time ago, and it was the right decision for me. You have to make a decision whether it's the right one for you. Walker's a good woman. It's still not too late.
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Chuck: [to Casey] We gotta get you reinstated, buddy. Without a license to kill you're a menace to society.
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Chuck: She said she couldn't be with someone who didn't believe in her. I believed in her. I just didn't believe in me.
Morgan: Dude, you are misquoting the line! And you are ruining Pretty in Pink for me!
Morgan: Dude, you are misquoting the line! And you are ruining Pretty in Pink for me!
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Beckman: As much as it pains me to admit, you are our only hope. [gets dragged out]
Devon: [to Morgan] Did she mean you or me?
Devon: [to Morgan] Did she mean you or me?
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Ellie: Morgan Grimes, the boy who took my pillow as his date to the junior prom, knows more about my family being spies than I do.
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Chuck: But earlier on in my... drunken haze... I realized I hadn't asked you a question. A really important question that I'd like to ask you now if that's okay. Just once for the record... Sarah, do you love me?
[Long pause]
Chuck: Wow. I'm, uh, in my underwear. I'm sitting in my underwear holding a plastic guitar. There's a very good chance I'm making a complete fool of myself, isn't there?
Sarah: Yes.
Chuck: I should probably put some pants on.
Sarah: No, Chuck... Yes.
Chuck: What?... Uh, what?
Sarah: Chuck, I fell for you a long long time ago. After you fixed my phone, and before you started defusing bombs with viruses. So, yes. [chuckles] Yes.
[Long pause]
Chuck: Wow. I'm, uh, in my underwear. I'm sitting in my underwear holding a plastic guitar. There's a very good chance I'm making a complete fool of myself, isn't there?
Sarah: Yes.
Chuck: I should probably put some pants on.
Sarah: No, Chuck... Yes.
Chuck: What?... Uh, what?
Sarah: Chuck, I fell for you a long long time ago. After you fixed my phone, and before you started defusing bombs with viruses. So, yes. [chuckles] Yes.
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Lester: Jeffrey, you blew the amp. Don't you know it's not the size of the instrument that matters, but how much and how long and how often your mother catches you playing?
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Chuck: No guns, no flash. Honey, darling, you mind telling me what you've done with our small cashe of weapons?
Sarah: I got rid of them, sweetheart.
Chuck: You actually listened to me?
Sarah: I can't quite believe it myself!
Chuck: Where's the gun you had at the hotel?
Sarah: I left them in the car.
Chuck: Why would you do that?!
Sarah: Because you told me to!
Sarah: I got rid of them, sweetheart.
Chuck: You actually listened to me?
Sarah: I can't quite believe it myself!
Chuck: Where's the gun you had at the hotel?
Sarah: I left them in the car.
Chuck: Why would you do that?!
Sarah: Because you told me to!
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Sarah: I love you. It shouldn't have taken me this long to say it but I've never felt this way. Before you the only future I could think about was my next mission. Now all I can think about is a future with you. I love you, Chuck.
Chuck: [relieved] I love you too.
Chuck: [relieved] I love you too.
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Justin: Shaw, Bartowski's infiltrated the base.
Shaw: Of course he did. [to Sarah] Why would your boyfriend ever think with an organ besides his heart?
Justin: No, sir, not this base. Bartowski and his father found the other one, the Ring base. Triggered the silent alarm.
Shaw: Dammit!
Casey: I don't know when it happened but our boy became a man. Bartowski's a spy. You picked a good one, Walker. Finally.
Shaw: Of course he did. [to Sarah] Why would your boyfriend ever think with an organ besides his heart?
Justin: No, sir, not this base. Bartowski and his father found the other one, the Ring base. Triggered the silent alarm.
Shaw: Dammit!
Casey: I don't know when it happened but our boy became a man. Bartowski's a spy. You picked a good one, Walker. Finally.
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Sarah: You wanted to see me. Sir.
Shaw: I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you you look great, Walker. Love suits you I guess.
Shaw: I'd be remiss if I didn't tell you you look great, Walker. Love suits you I guess.
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[After Daniel Shaw and other Ring agents apprehend Chuck and his father Stephen, Shaw steals the Governor]
Chuck: I don't need a watch to beat you, Shaw. Come on, aren't you a little curious? I know I am. Don't you wanna know how your intersect stacks up against mine?
Shaw: You're right, Chuck. The fight will be incredible. We're totally equal now. Nothing separates us...Though, there's one thing that is different. You can't function when your emotions have been compromised.
Chuck: Don't worry about that. I've never been more calm.
Shaw: Really? How are you feeling now? [takes out his gun and fatally shoots Stephen]
Chuck: I don't need a watch to beat you, Shaw. Come on, aren't you a little curious? I know I am. Don't you wanna know how your intersect stacks up against mine?
Shaw: You're right, Chuck. The fight will be incredible. We're totally equal now. Nothing separates us...Though, there's one thing that is different. You can't function when your emotions have been compromised.
Chuck: Don't worry about that. I've never been more calm.
Shaw: Really? How are you feeling now? [takes out his gun and fatally shoots Stephen]
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Shaw: So what's happening?
Chuck: You're under arrest.
Shaw: No, what are you doing here? What's your plan?
Chuck: I'm sorry. Are you asking me to make the classic villain mistake of explaining my dastardly plot to you? You know what? I'd love to.
Chuck: You're under arrest.
Shaw: No, what are you doing here? What's your plan?
Chuck: I'm sorry. Are you asking me to make the classic villain mistake of explaining my dastardly plot to you? You know what? I'd love to.
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