Citizen Toxie - The Toxic Avenger IV Quotes
Evil Kabukiman: [to Claire] You read sign language don't you? Well read this! [slaps her]
Evil Kabukiman: .
Evil Kabukiman: .
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Sgt. Kabukiman: Well, **** that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey!
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[after Noxie rips off both his arms]
Tromaville Chief Newman: Stay back everybody! He's armed!
Tromaville Chief Newman: Stay back everybody! He's armed!
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Ms. Weiner: [Upon seeing Tito reading a porn magazine while masturbating] Tito! What do you think you're doing young man?
Tito: Listen, bitch! Just because I'm a tard, doesn't mean you have to treat me like one. But because I'm "special", I don't think I'm ever going to get laid. So why can't I masturbate?
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Dex Diaper: [to Bikini Anchor Samantha Chambers] Well, Samantha... looks like I won't have to frisk you for weapons! [everyone laughs]
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Dex Diaper: Toxie's got his head up his ass. [Toxie grabs him, turns him upside-down and slams him into the ground causing his head to come up through his ass]
Dex Diaper: I've got my head up my ass. [laughs as Toxie knocks his head off]
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Evil Kabukiman: [to Claire] You read sign language don't you? Well read this! [slaps her]
Evil Kabukiman: .
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Evil Kabukiman: [to Toxie after flipping his car in the air] This is an American-made car! Every time they flip twenty-five feet in the air and crash down, they blow up! Let's get out of here!
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Evil Kabukiman: Damn! They're very slowly getting away!
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Evil Kabukiman: I had a bad feeling about that crack dealer from day one! I guess you can't trust school kids these days!
Toxie: Crack dealer? Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. what are you talking about?
Evil Kabukiman: Sergeant? N.Y.P.D.? What? What's wrong with you, Noxie? Are you selling the crack or you smoking it?
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Evil Kabukiman: I knew it! I knew something was wrong! You're not the real Noxie after all, are you?
Toxie: That may be! But I know Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D... and you, sir, are no Sergeant Kabukiman N.Y.P.D.!
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Sgt. Kabukiman: Well, fuck that, I'm not gonna die. Not here in Jersey!
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Tito: I have becomed The Retarted Revenger!
Pompe: Don't forget about your sidekick, Pompe, the baddest bodyless motherfucker in all of Amortville.
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Tito: Oh, GROSS! This whiskey tastes like pregnant lady piss!
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Toxie: [being mistaken by three thugs for the Noxious Offender] Didn't you learn your lesson the last time I disemboweled you, shoved your head up your ass, and killed you with your own diaper?
Rex Diaper: What?
Tex Diaper: What?
Dex Diaper: Huh?
Toxie: Guess not. [attacks them]
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Toxie: God?
God: Yeah, what do you want?
Toxie: I just want to go home
God: You bastard, this is the best place all around, why do you want to go home?
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Toxie: Gotta find Sarah. If only there were some kind of directory, like at the mall. [looks over in one direction]
Toxie: Oh! Let's see, 'You Are Here', and Noxie is here, and, let's see, armed guards who want to kill you are here. [looks up in surprise]
Toxie: Huh? [sees armed guards]
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Toxie: I keep calling you "sweetie" and "honey." What's your name, little girl?
Sweetie Honey: Sweetie Honey.
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Toxie: We've got to get the other heroes of Tromaville and storm the hospital!
Sgt. Kabukiman: They're all dead.
Toxie: All of them?
Sgt. Kabukiman: Yeah.
Toxie: Even Dolphin Man?
Sgt. Kabukiman: OH yeah.
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Abortion Receptionist: [on the phone] Tromaville Abortion Clinic! May I help you? I'm sorry, but the doctor just died of rectal hemorrhaging. Would you like his voice mail?
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God: And tell the Pope to stop talking about me, he dosen't know me and tell him that his hat looks fucking stupid.
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Narrator: 15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Fyrd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two shitty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel.
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Pompe: You're gonna turn a brother into a hot dog! If I had legs I'd kick your ass.
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