Clone High Quotes
Larry Hardcore: Are you ready to say no to drugs? Coz if you don't say no to drugs, you're gunna say yes, to regret. And believe me, I know a little something about regret. I regret the time, that I got 'high' and wrote a hit song and it made me insane amounts of coin. Coin I used to buy more drugs. And a motor boat. And a house for my mom. Plus I gave some to charity. See, I was into everything. Weed, grass, ganja, reefer, marijuana, mary-jane.. I did it all. I even smoked pot once. I was such a waste case, I would've probably smoked..I dunno raisins if somebody told you that got ya high.
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[Abe has just taken a puff from a raisin cigarette]
Abe: Hm. I don't really feel anything...well, I have a strong constitution, so I don't really--
[Smash cut to Abe dressed in hippie clothing, standing on a small raised area of soil]
Abe: I...can taste...the sun! [Laughs wildly]
Abe: Hm. I don't really feel anything...well, I have a strong constitution, so I don't really--
[Smash cut to Abe dressed in hippie clothing, standing on a small raised area of soil]
Abe: I...can taste...the sun! [Laughs wildly]
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Gandhi: Geldemore! But, where's the princess?
Geldemore: Closer than you think, Gandhi. Use the Amulet.
[Gandhi uses the amulet; Geldemore becomes slightly more humanoid but is still very much unicorn-ish.]
Geldemore: It was I, all along. As a reward for your bravery and leadership, I shall thrice lay you.
Gandhi: Uhhh, that's—, that's cool. But [cough] I'm good.
Geldemore: But, but, but I shall thrice lay you.
Gandhi: Uh, I just ate, and they say you shouldn't lay thrice, uh, after eating. Uh [cough] thank you.
Geldemore: We could just do coffee first. It doesn't have to be a big deal.
Gandhi: It's just, um, I've got to be up early.
Geldemore: Oh—, Ok, alright, that's fine. I'm kinda seeing someone anyway.
Gandhi: Well, uh, thanks for the trippy adventure through my subconscious, huh. I'll call you.
Geldemore: Oh, ok, great.
Gandhi: You know, maybe we could, uh, hang out, uh, but, you know, not—
Geldemore: Sure, sometime, maybe.
Gandhi: —not lay.
Geldemore: Whatever. I'm listed, in Santa Monica.
Geldemore: Closer than you think, Gandhi. Use the Amulet.
[Gandhi uses the amulet; Geldemore becomes slightly more humanoid but is still very much unicorn-ish.]
Geldemore: It was I, all along. As a reward for your bravery and leadership, I shall thrice lay you.
Gandhi: Uhhh, that's—, that's cool. But [cough] I'm good.
Geldemore: But, but, but I shall thrice lay you.
Gandhi: Uh, I just ate, and they say you shouldn't lay thrice, uh, after eating. Uh [cough] thank you.
Geldemore: We could just do coffee first. It doesn't have to be a big deal.
Gandhi: It's just, um, I've got to be up early.
Geldemore: Oh—, Ok, alright, that's fine. I'm kinda seeing someone anyway.
Gandhi: Well, uh, thanks for the trippy adventure through my subconscious, huh. I'll call you.
Geldemore: Oh, ok, great.
Gandhi: You know, maybe we could, uh, hang out, uh, but, you know, not—
Geldemore: Sure, sometime, maybe.
Gandhi: —not lay.
Geldemore: Whatever. I'm listed, in Santa Monica.
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Glen the Janitor: Ponce was like a son to me... probably because he was my foster son... my DEAD foster son. [sobs] Son, I just want you to know--
Scudworth: Oh, janitor! Some kid threw up in the hallway. Could you make with the sawdust and clean it up?
Glen: I'm... kinda delivering my son's eulogy, here.
Scudworth: Yeeeah... If you could just do it now, your son will still be dead when you get back.
Scudworth: Oh, janitor! Some kid threw up in the hallway. Could you make with the sawdust and clean it up?
Glen: I'm... kinda delivering my son's eulogy, here.
Scudworth: Yeeeah... If you could just do it now, your son will still be dead when you get back.
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Abe: Where am I going to get money to buy Cleo a good present?
Gandhi: Have a Bar Mitzvah, dude. You get mad stacks!
Abe: Sounds sweet but I think I'm going to do the Christian thing, get a job.
Gandhi: Right on! Both Will Smith and Bill Gates have jobs and they're millionaires!
Abe and Gandhi: [High five] To jobs!
Gandhi: Have a Bar Mitzvah, dude. You get mad stacks!
Abe: Sounds sweet but I think I'm going to do the Christian thing, get a job.
Gandhi: Right on! Both Will Smith and Bill Gates have jobs and they're millionaires!
Abe and Gandhi: [High five] To jobs!
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Abe: What a jerk! Napoleon's got some sort of a complex. I don't know what it is, but man.
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Scudworth: I first got the idea for Cloney Island after seeing the movie Jurassic Park 3. But my ill-conceived amusement park will be filled with human clones instead of zoo animals. It's as fool-proof as the amusement park in the movie itself!
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JFK: Hey, you! Half Pint, Junior Mint, Pipsqueak, Tiny Tim, Yardstick, Snack Pack, Wee Fella, Brown Leprechaun!
Gandhi: Are you talking to me?
Gandhi: Are you talking to me?
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Way, way back in the 1980s
Secret government employees
Dug up famous guys n' ladies
And made amusing genetic copies
Now the clones are sexy teens
Now they're gonna make it if they try
Lovin', learnin', sharin', judgin'
Time to laugh and shiver and cry'
Time to watch Clone High
Energetic and engagin'
Clone High
Our angst is entertaining'
Who am I?
Clone High
Secret government employees
Dug up famous guys n' ladies
And made amusing genetic copies
Now the clones are sexy teens
Now they're gonna make it if they try
Lovin', learnin', sharin', judgin'
Time to laugh and shiver and cry'
Time to watch Clone High
Energetic and engagin'
Clone High
Our angst is entertaining'
Who am I?
Clone High
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There's a place that you can go to
And it's never very far
Famous people you can live through
If you don't know who you are
Why there's so much to live up to
Expectations are so high
I'm not cryin', it's my contacts
There must be somethin' in my eye
You all must watch Clone High
Inspired and organic
Clone High
Possibly dramatic
Clone High
More fun than watching static
Where am I?
"Yes, Abe, I love you!"
"Shhh!"
"Where are my bitches?"
"You've changed, Abe!"
"Now I may be blind."
"Best dudes forever, Abe?"
"I'll just leave you two alone, because it looks like you're about to DO IT anyways!"
"I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!"
And it's never very far
Famous people you can live through
If you don't know who you are
Why there's so much to live up to
Expectations are so high
I'm not cryin', it's my contacts
There must be somethin' in my eye
You all must watch Clone High
Inspired and organic
Clone High
Possibly dramatic
Clone High
More fun than watching static
Where am I?
"Yes, Abe, I love you!"
"Shhh!"
"Where are my bitches?"
"You've changed, Abe!"
"Now I may be blind."
"Best dudes forever, Abe?"
"I'll just leave you two alone, because it looks like you're about to DO IT anyways!"
"I'm a Kennedy! I'm not accustomed to tragedy!"
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Scudworth: "STAMOS! DAMN HIM AND HIS JET-BLACK HAIR AND AWARD-WINNING SMILE! Oh, I'm a failure! A failure! I'm so disorganized! I start to dial, but I never call anyone back! You should see my car! It's a mess. I'm a mess! I go to the submarine sandwich restaurant and I leave my submarine sandwich restaurant value card at home,every time! All I want is a free sandwich. STAMOS!"
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Abe's foster dad: Well, foster son, over half of high school students nationwide have chosen abstinence, which is a good choice. But they're not dating Cleo-frigging-patra! Have you seen that girl's ass!? It's built like the space shuttle! Oh this could be your only chance to drown the slippery otter! To harpoon the salty longshoreman! To verb the adjective noun! But, abstinence is a good choice as well.
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Abe: I'll sleep when I die!
Joan: You'll die if you don't sleep!
[JFK's car crashes]
Abe: [to Cleo] I was thinking we could "sleep" together. [both laugh]
Joan: You'll die if you don't sleep!
[JFK's car crashes]
Abe: [to Cleo] I was thinking we could "sleep" together. [both laugh]
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