Columbo Quote
[Columbo walks into a restaurant carrying a doughnut]
Waitress: You buy that here?
Lt. Columbo: Uh, no. I bought it from the doughnut shop because I was going to eat it in the elevator. Then I saw my friend here and, uh... [she glares at him] I'm really terribly sorry.
[He wraps the doughnut in a napkin and gives it to the waitress who hands him a menu]
Lt. Columbo: Well, let me see, uh, um, let's see now.
Waitress: I can come back.
Lt. Columbo: No, no, no. I'll have, uh... I'll have a doughnut.
Waitress: You buy that here?
Lt. Columbo: Uh, no. I bought it from the doughnut shop because I was going to eat it in the elevator. Then I saw my friend here and, uh... [she glares at him] I'm really terribly sorry.
[He wraps the doughnut in a napkin and gives it to the waitress who hands him a menu]
Lt. Columbo: Well, let me see, uh, um, let's see now.
Waitress: I can come back.
Lt. Columbo: No, no, no. I'll have, uh... I'll have a doughnut.
TV Show: Columbo
