Cop and .5 Quotes
Devon: Bring the criminial back when you arrest them... Don't go... don't go let them eat... just bring them to jail! BRING THEM TO JAIL!
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Nick: [chasing some bad guys with his car] I told you, I'm not getting out of this car. I hate to run!
Chu: [slips and falls down]
Nick: [comes right after him with his car]
Chu: What are you a nut? Oh! Oh!
Nick: I warned you! [smacks him with car door]
Raymond Sanchez: [seeing this] Do all cops do that?
Devon: [grinning] Only the best.
Nick: [now going after Quintero] Quintero! Who do you think is going to run out of gas first?
Chu: [slips and falls down]
Nick: [comes right after him with his car]
Chu: What are you a nut? Oh! Oh!
Nick: I warned you! [smacks him with car door]
Raymond Sanchez: [seeing this] Do all cops do that?
Devon: [grinning] Only the best.
Nick: [now going after Quintero] Quintero! Who do you think is going to run out of gas first?
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Paula Poundstone: I'm not keeping canned goods in my apartment for an earthquake! If I get trapped beneath a beam for three days I'm gonna at least lose weight. I don't want them finding me miraculously after three days and saying "Well, Christ, she's huge"..."I was able to get to some beans, thank God."
Movie: Cop and .5
Rio: Hey, farthead!
McNally: It's Mr. Big Shot with the cops.
Devon: Haven't you puss heads got anything better to do than mess with little kids?
Rio: [takes his jacket off and throws it on the ground]
Devon: Why'd you do that?
Rio: Because you called me a puss head.
Devon: So throwing your jacket on the ground gonna help?
McNally: Hey, hey, this kid's tensing me out here.
Devon: [looks at Fountain's car and shows a serious look] Guys I can't kid around anymore. I'm watching my grandma's car.
McNally: Oh, so this is grand mammy's car?
Devon: Guys, please, *please* bust me up and not the car.
Rio: Oh, you mean don't do this? [smashes a pair of headlights]
Devon: That's exactly what I mean.
Rio: Or this? [smashes the other pair of headlights]
Devon: [starts sneaking away]
McNally: My turn. [takes baseball bat, kisses hand and touches windshield]
McNally: This is your kiss goodbye. [starts smashing the windshield several times. Then starts smacking one of the doors]
Rudy: Hey, what do you think you're doing? [the bullies, surprised, suddenly take off in fear]
Waldo: Yeah, what do you think you're doing?
Chu: You little punks!
Rudy: If I ever find out where you live, I'll break your little necks!
Chu: Come on, let's get back in the car. [the car has been damaged pretty badly]
Chu: Ah gee, look at this
McNally: It's Mr. Big Shot with the cops.
Devon: Haven't you puss heads got anything better to do than mess with little kids?
Rio: [takes his jacket off and throws it on the ground]
Devon: Why'd you do that?
Rio: Because you called me a puss head.
Devon: So throwing your jacket on the ground gonna help?
McNally: Hey, hey, this kid's tensing me out here.
Devon: [looks at Fountain's car and shows a serious look] Guys I can't kid around anymore. I'm watching my grandma's car.
McNally: Oh, so this is grand mammy's car?
Devon: Guys, please, *please* bust me up and not the car.
Rio: Oh, you mean don't do this? [smashes a pair of headlights]
Devon: That's exactly what I mean.
Rio: Or this? [smashes the other pair of headlights]
Devon: [starts sneaking away]
McNally: My turn. [takes baseball bat, kisses hand and touches windshield]
McNally: This is your kiss goodbye. [starts smashing the windshield several times. Then starts smacking one of the doors]
Rudy: Hey, what do you think you're doing? [the bullies, surprised, suddenly take off in fear]
Waldo: Yeah, what do you think you're doing?
Chu: You little punks!
Rudy: If I ever find out where you live, I'll break your little necks!
Chu: Come on, let's get back in the car. [the car has been damaged pretty badly]
Chu: Ah gee, look at this
Movie: Cop and .5