Cosby Quotes
Bill Cosby: I always wanted to get some calves' brains, keep 'em in my hand. My mother would hit me in the head, I'd throw 'em on the floor. But knowing my mother, it wouldn't work. She'd say, Put your brains back in your head! Don't you let your brains fall out of your head! Have you lost your mind?
Movie: Cosby
Bill Cosby: Eyes, hair, body, and mind. That's the worst part. Can't stop it either. It's not senility. My grandfather told me about senility, I'm not worried about that. My grandfather said, When you become senile, you won't know it.
Movie: Cosby
Bill Cosby: [after a contraction] Then my wife stood up... in the stirrups, grabbed my bottom lip... and said, I WANT MORPHINE! I said, But dear...â? [He imitates Lamaze breathing]
Bill Cosby: She said, YOU SHUT UP! *YOU* DID THIS TO ME! And on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.
Bill Cosby: She said, YOU SHUT UP! *YOU* DID THIS TO ME! And on the next contraction, she told everybody in the delivery room that my parents were never married.
Movie: Cosby