Cow and Chicken Quotes
Chicken: Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There's none left for me!
Chicken's Clone: It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!
Chicken: Did not!
Chicken's Clone: Did too!
Chicken: Did not!
Cow: Did too.
Cow's Clone: Did too.
Ma: Look, Dad! Our children is twins!
Chicken's Clone: It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal!
Chicken: Did not!
Chicken's Clone: Did too!
Chicken: Did not!
Cow: Did too.
Cow's Clone: Did too.
Ma: Look, Dad! Our children is twins!
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Ma: [Chicken thinks he should miss school, because he has to take care of his new egg] I don't want you skipping school because of your "Being in the family way", and all.
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Chicken: Mama had a chicken!
Cow: Mama had a cow!
Cow & Chicken: [in unison] Dad was proud, and he didn't care how!
Theme song plays
Chicken: Cow!
Theme song plays some more
Cow: Chicken!
Theme song plays even more
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Even more!
The Red Guy starts laughing and flashes his butt a little
Cow: Mama had a cow!
Cow & Chicken: [in unison] Dad was proud, and he didn't care how!
Theme song plays
Chicken: Cow!
Theme song plays some more
Cow: Chicken!
Theme song plays even more
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Even more!
The Red Guy starts laughing and flashes his butt a little
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Cow: [gasps] That is a good way to lose a beak!
Chicken: Ah, shut your pie-hole! [gets hit with sign]
Chicken: Ah, shut your pie-hole! [gets hit with sign]
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Chicken: I gotta be home by 8: 00 or I'm in big trouble! Anyhow, Mom is making pork butts and taters. She only makes it on Tuesdays; it's my favorite!
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Cow: That's it! I'll get a part-time job at the milk farm. I'll make money to buy Crabs the Warthog.
Chicken: You think they want your milk? It says the finest cows on Earth not Mars!
Chicken: You think they want your milk? It says the finest cows on Earth not Mars!
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Chicken: Hey, Mr. Hiney! When do I get paid for this gig?
The Red Guy: Oh, you won't need any money where you're going, little fella..
The Red Guy: Oh, you won't need any money where you're going, little fella..
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Dad: Will you be needing anything while we're away?
Boneless Chicken: Sure, how 'bout a spine for my limp and lifeless body?
Boneless Chicken: Sure, how 'bout a spine for my limp and lifeless body?
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Cow: Oh, Mom and Dad! I missed you both so much these long months of being marooned.
Dad: Sweetheart, we've only been gone half an hour for Chicken's parent-teacher conference.
Dad: Sweetheart, we've only been gone half an hour for Chicken's parent-teacher conference.
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Cow: Didn't you remember mom always says we should never run into a burning school auditorium?
Chicken: It must've slipped my mind..
Chicken: It must've slipped my mind..
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Red Guy: Oh, we're flat out of time. Stay tuned after the commercial break. And maybe we'll show you the rest of the play. Or maybe we'll fill the time up with even more commercials! [laughs]
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Teacher: Nothing is more important than straight teeth. Well, at least that's what the pantsless policeman said.
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Cow: I'm a big fat loser!
Chicken: I could have told you the big and fat part.
Chicken: I could have told you the big and fat part.
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Winney: Hi Chicken! I like your waddle. Do you clean it with special soap to make it so shiny?
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Mom: Oh Chicken, you don't get cooties from being kissed.
Chicken: You don't?
Dad: No son, you get them from...toilet seats..
Chicken: You don't?
Dad: No son, you get them from...toilet seats..
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The Red Guy: Hello! It's me, Larry Lackapants, Arkansas Cheese master, soon to be the King & Queen of Cheese!
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The Red Guy: Oo I like your spirit. You’re hired. Oo by the way, who did your wattle?
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