Cow and Chicken Quotes
Chicken: Couldn’t have done this without you, Dr. Hiney.
The Red Guy: Oh please call me Dr. Hiney.
The Red Guy: Oh please call me Dr. Hiney.
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Policeman: Hey, it says here you're a plastic pipe salesman from bend Oregon!
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Drugs Testing Woman: You won't be wrestling today, yesterday, or three years ago!!
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(Mom has ordered Chicken to stay in the tub until he takes a bath, and Mom, Dad, and Cow need to use the toilet)
Dad: Chicken? Hurry up and take that bath, I gotta get in there!
Chicken: No dice.
Cow: Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room...to read?
Mom: Me too, Chicken, can I, um, use the bathroom too?
Dad: Come on son, I gotta core the apple.
Mom: I have to launch the rafts!
Dad: Come on Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!
Cow: I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?
Chicken: I ain’t takin’ no bath!
Dad: Come on! I gotta, uh, uh, feed the ducks.
Cow: Why don’t you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!
Chicken: The bathroom is closed for the duration.
Dad: Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!
Mom: I CAN’T HOLD IT ANY LONGER! Could you please hurry, honey?
Cow: I GOTTA PEEL THE ONION!
Chicken: How rude! Not while I am in the tub, bub.
Mom: Hurry up, Chicken, I gotta wash the window!
Dad: I gotta make peace with the Germans!
Mom: Gotta run for Congress here!
All three: Hurry up Chicken, take a bath already!
Cow: Chicken! It’s time to flip the pickles!
Dad: Come on, Chicken!
Mom: I gotta resole the family christen!
Cow: I simply must pull the rip cord!
Dad: I must wash the windows!
Mom: I, I, I gotta spoon the balls!
Cow: Let me let the puppies run! Pease?
Dad: Gotta shake hands with the President!
Mom: Gotta press the issue!
Cow: Chicken, I need to let the cat out!
Dad: It’s time to drive the governor home...
Mo
Dad: Chicken? Hurry up and take that bath, I gotta get in there!
Chicken: No dice.
Cow: Chicken? Are you done yet? I need to visit the reading room...to read?
Mom: Me too, Chicken, can I, um, use the bathroom too?
Dad: Come on son, I gotta core the apple.
Mom: I have to launch the rafts!
Dad: Come on Chicken, I have to brick up the chimney!
Cow: I need to stir the bean, big brother! Will you be much longer?
Chicken: I ain’t takin’ no bath!
Dad: Come on! I gotta, uh, uh, feed the ducks.
Cow: Why don’t you just get it over with, Chicken? I need to wax the board!
Chicken: The bathroom is closed for the duration.
Dad: Chicken! For crying out loud, I gotta jump the gun!
Mom: I CAN’T HOLD IT ANY LONGER! Could you please hurry, honey?
Cow: I GOTTA PEEL THE ONION!
Chicken: How rude! Not while I am in the tub, bub.
Mom: Hurry up, Chicken, I gotta wash the window!
Dad: I gotta make peace with the Germans!
Mom: Gotta run for Congress here!
All three: Hurry up Chicken, take a bath already!
Cow: Chicken! It’s time to flip the pickles!
Dad: Come on, Chicken!
Mom: I gotta resole the family christen!
Cow: I simply must pull the rip cord!
Dad: I must wash the windows!
Mom: I, I, I gotta spoon the balls!
Cow: Let me let the puppies run! Pease?
Dad: Gotta shake hands with the President!
Mom: Gotta press the issue!
Cow: Chicken, I need to let the cat out!
Dad: It’s time to drive the governor home...
Mo
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[After Chicken stamps a price tag on her labelled 19 cents]
Cow: My buns are only 19 cents??? (tearful) I'm soo CHEAP!!!
Cow: My buns are only 19 cents??? (tearful) I'm soo CHEAP!!!
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[Playing "My First Battleboat" game with Chicken]'
Cow: ' A-aa! Ladies first!
Cow: ' A-aa! Ladies first!
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[After Chicken removed all his feathers to trade them with the Feather Fairy]
Cow: Mom said "Never go to the carnival naked.
Cow: Mom said "Never go to the carnival naked.
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Chicken: Ooh, mom! I needed that money to buy socks! [points to his chicken-clawed feet]
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[After being put into detention for destroying the school]
Chicken: Thanks a loads, Larry!
Chicken: Thanks a loads, Larry!
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Chicken: Not only am I not a boy, I'm not even a chicken! [breaks into tears]
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[Whilst playing "Immoral Wombat" video game]
Chicken: Take that, you wussie wombat!"
Chicken: Take that, you wussie wombat!"
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Dad: You know, Mama? It's times like these that make me proud to be a man!
Mom: Me, too!
[This can also go the other way, with Mom saying "It's times like these that make me proud to be a woman!" With Dad saying "Me, too!"]
Mom: Me, too!
[This can also go the other way, with Mom saying "It's times like these that make me proud to be a woman!" With Dad saying "Me, too!"]
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Dad: If you something bad were to happen to your sister... we'd be pretty mad!
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The Red Guy: Hello! It's me: - the Red Guy!
Lance Sackless!
the Naked Guy!
the Warden!
the First Mate! HAHAHAHA!
Rear-Admiral Floyd!
Red Hiney!
Cleopantless, Queen of "De-nial"!
Tallulah Bottoms, recently departed!
your Director, Louie B. Bare!
the Director, Ivan Panced! COULD YOU TELL?!
the Great Pantzini! The circus is in town, so come on down, and kiss a clown!
Larry Lackapants, Arkansas Cheese-Master, soon to be the King & Queen of Cheese!
Sir Pants-are-off, knight-mare extraordinaire! Fear and intimidation are my sword, stealth and fraud my shield!
Should you be scared? Oh, yes, very! Why, you say? 'CAUSE I'M THE COPY FAIRY!
the Devil! I stand for all that is bad! [laughs] Also, I'm butt-naked! [laughs]. I love evilness, I hate goodness, and MY nudity, right, Cerberus?
Lance Sackless!
the Naked Guy!
the Warden!
the First Mate! HAHAHAHA!
Rear-Admiral Floyd!
Red Hiney!
Cleopantless, Queen of "De-nial"!
Tallulah Bottoms, recently departed!
your Director, Louie B. Bare!
the Director, Ivan Panced! COULD YOU TELL?!
the Great Pantzini! The circus is in town, so come on down, and kiss a clown!
Larry Lackapants, Arkansas Cheese-Master, soon to be the King & Queen of Cheese!
Sir Pants-are-off, knight-mare extraordinaire! Fear and intimidation are my sword, stealth and fraud my shield!
Should you be scared? Oh, yes, very! Why, you say? 'CAUSE I'M THE COPY FAIRY!
the Devil! I stand for all that is bad! [laughs] Also, I'm butt-naked! [laughs]. I love evilness, I hate goodness, and MY nudity, right, Cerberus?
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[Showing up at the end of an episode he has been absent from]
The Red Guy: Hello! It's me, Lance Sackless! [chuckles] As you may have noticed, I am not in this film. [angrily gets out a contract] This is my contract, and it has been VI-O-LA-TEEEEEED! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SHOW! Oh, [chuckles awkwardly] but I'm in the show right now. [reads the contract for a moment; cricket noises are heard] Never mind! [continues to chuckle as the episode ends]
The Red Guy: Hello! It's me, Lance Sackless! [chuckles] As you may have noticed, I am not in this film. [angrily gets out a contract] This is my contract, and it has been VI-O-LA-TEEEEEED! I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE SHOW! Oh, [chuckles awkwardly] but I'm in the show right now. [reads the contract for a moment; cricket noises are heard] Never mind! [continues to chuckle as the episode ends]
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[An excuse he gives after loudly screaming at another character]
The Red Guy: Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you was my grandma.
The Red Guy: Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you was my grandma.
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