Criminal Quotes
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Oh Magnum PI lunchbox, Magpie. I love Magnum PI. I had one of these in elementary school. Tom Selleck was 'The Man'
Movie: Criminal
Agent Timothy McGee: Now all we have to do is scan 800,000 miles of satellite imagery and pray we get lucky.
Abby Sciuto: I am a scientist, McGee. Luck has nothing to do with it and/or us.
Agent Timothy McGee: Okay, then how do you explain something like Gibbs's gut?
Abby Sciuto: Well, that's easy: Gibbs is lucky.
Agent Timothy McGee: But... but you just said that...
Abby Sciuto: He's not a scientist.
Abby Sciuto: I am a scientist, McGee. Luck has nothing to do with it and/or us.
Agent Timothy McGee: Okay, then how do you explain something like Gibbs's gut?
Abby Sciuto: Well, that's easy: Gibbs is lucky.
Agent Timothy McGee: But... but you just said that...
Abby Sciuto: He's not a scientist.
Movie: Criminal
Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think it's weird that I knew that ballad?
Elle Greenaway: Reid, I don't know how you know half the stuff you know, but I'm glad you do.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think that's why I can't get a date?
Elle Greenaway: Have you ever asked anyone? [Reid shifts his eyes]
Elle Greenaway: That's why you can't get a date.
Elle Greenaway: Reid, I don't know how you know half the stuff you know, but I'm glad you do.
Dr. Spencer Reid: Do you think that's why I can't get a date?
Elle Greenaway: Have you ever asked anyone? [Reid shifts his eyes]
Elle Greenaway: That's why you can't get a date.
Movie: Criminal
Ziva David: [to Liat] You know, you were personally selected by my father to fill a vacancy in his roster, not his bloodline. And trust me, the second part is not something you want to covet.
Movie: Criminal
Jericho Stewart: [after pharmacist says medication is on the house]Cheers. [pause. Jericho realizes he's talking like Pope]
Jericho Stewart: Who the fuck says cheers?
Jericho Stewart: Who the fuck says cheers?
Movie: Criminal
[last lines] Dr. Franks: [referring to Jericho]You want to cut him loose?
Quaker Wells: No, I want to offer him a job.
Quaker Wells: No, I want to offer him a job.
Movie: Criminal
Jill Pope: [tied to a bed]Please. You can take whatever you want.
Jericho Stewart: Yeah, no shit.
Jericho Stewart: Yeah, no shit.
Movie: Criminal
Quaker Wells: [about Bill's family]They don't matter.
Jericho Stewart: They do to me.
Jericho Stewart: They do to me.
Movie: Criminal
Jericho Stewart: You're the one who killed me.
Xavier Heimdahl: Good memory.
Jericho Stewart: You hurt me... I hurt you worse.
Xavier Heimdahl: Good creed.
Xavier Heimdahl: Good memory.
Jericho Stewart: You hurt me... I hurt you worse.
Xavier Heimdahl: Good creed.
Movie: Criminal
Jericho Stewart: [still standing after being shot with a tranquilizer]You're gonna need another one.
Movie: Criminal
[first lines] Jericho Stewart: [narrating]They messed with my brain. Thought they knew what they'd get, but they were wrong. They don't know me. I do not know what happens next, but this I do know: you hurt me... I hurt you worse.
Movie: Criminal
Dr. Franks: You had an injury to your head. You got hurt, right? When you were young? Do you remember how it happened?
Jericho Stewart: Yeah. My mother told my daddy that he wasn't my daddy. So he called her a whore and throw... me out the car window.
Jericho Stewart: Yeah. My mother told my daddy that he wasn't my daddy. So he called her a whore and throw... me out the car window.
Movie: Criminal
British Reporter: [introducing interview with tech mogul]Most recently he was charged of treason by the Spanish government. Mr. Heimdhal, how would you respond to these very serious allegations?
Xavier Heimdahl: Well, if it's treasonous to call out massive corruption at the highest levels, and expose political murders, yes, I am guilty.
Xavier Heimdahl: Well, if it's treasonous to call out massive corruption at the highest levels, and expose political murders, yes, I am guilty.
Movie: Criminal
Quaker Wells: [frustrated with result of brain experimentation]How long have you been worked on this?
Dr. Franks: 15 years.
Quaker Wells: We want a refund!
Dr. Franks: 15 years.
Quaker Wells: We want a refund!
Movie: Criminal