Criminal Minds Quote
[Reid and Prentiss are playing cards]
Prentiss: Three cards, please.
Reid: [deals cards] Three cards for the lady . . . and I'm gonna take one card.
Prentiss: Ooh, one card. Straight or a flush, Dr. Reid, what are you trying to fill in?
Reid: Well, considering the odds of filling in an open-ended straight are five-to-one against, while a one-card flush draw is more like 4.5-to-one, I guess . . . [grimaces dramatically] you'd say if I was smart, I'd be drawing to a flush. Hmmm. . . . I think I'm gonna go all out on this. [smiles]
Prentiss: [goes all out as well] So, are you?
Reid: Am I drawing to a flush, or am I smart?
Prentiss: Either.
Reid: Well, I'm, you know, provably a genius, but, uh . . . actually, I was--I was drawing to a full house, eights over sixes.
Prentiss: [sighs] I always forget you're from Vegas.
Reid: Yep! [moves to take the winnings]
Prentiss: Oh, I'm sorry, not so fast. I, too, have a boat--jacks over threes.
Reid Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's like 100-to-one against!
Prentiss: 97-to-one. Looks like you're out!
Prentiss: Three cards, please.
Reid: [deals cards] Three cards for the lady . . . and I'm gonna take one card.
Prentiss: Ooh, one card. Straight or a flush, Dr. Reid, what are you trying to fill in?
Reid: Well, considering the odds of filling in an open-ended straight are five-to-one against, while a one-card flush draw is more like 4.5-to-one, I guess . . . [grimaces dramatically] you'd say if I was smart, I'd be drawing to a flush. Hmmm. . . . I think I'm gonna go all out on this. [smiles]
Prentiss: [goes all out as well] So, are you?
Reid: Am I drawing to a flush, or am I smart?
Prentiss: Either.
Reid: Well, I'm, you know, provably a genius, but, uh . . . actually, I was--I was drawing to a full house, eights over sixes.
Prentiss: [sighs] I always forget you're from Vegas.
Reid: Yep! [moves to take the winnings]
Prentiss: Oh, I'm sorry, not so fast. I, too, have a boat--jacks over threes.
Reid Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's like 100-to-one against!
Prentiss: 97-to-one. Looks like you're out!
TV Show: Criminal Minds
