Criminal Minds Quotes
Hotch: Mother Teresa said, "I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love."
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Prentiss: "A lion's work hours are only when he's hungry; once he's satisfied, the predator and prey live peacefully together." -Chuck Jones
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Reid: [after getting excited about using MP5's] Hey guys, here's the thing, I don't think I technically have authorization to carry a weapon like that.
Morgan and Hotch: You don't.
Morgan and Hotch: You don't.
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Sheriff: [about Garcia] If you are looking for a gift to get me, one of her would be greatly appreciated.
Rossi: We're pretty sure they broke the mold.
Rossi: We're pretty sure they broke the mold.
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Emily: [After walking into a very smelly trailer] Oh God!
Morgan: At least we know we are in the right place.
Reid: [While everyone else is covering their nose, and gagging] You guys, breathe though your nose like normal, smell is the weakest sense, in a few more minutes you won't even notice it.
Emily: What about the taste?
Reid: I think that's in your head.
Morgan: At least we know we are in the right place.
Reid: [While everyone else is covering their nose, and gagging] You guys, breathe though your nose like normal, smell is the weakest sense, in a few more minutes you won't even notice it.
Emily: What about the taste?
Reid: I think that's in your head.
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Hotchner: [After the Unsub has been shot down by Morgan using a MP5] Are you alright?
Morgan: [Getting out of car] Yeah.
Emily: No! [turning to Morgan] Are you out of your mind? You blew out my ear drum!
Morgan: What did you want me to do? He was coming right at us.
Morgan: [Getting out of car] Yeah.
Emily: No! [turning to Morgan] Are you out of your mind? You blew out my ear drum!
Morgan: What did you want me to do? He was coming right at us.
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Hotchner: "Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness...it is not attained through self-gratification, but through fidelity to a worthy purpose." -Helen Keller
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Rossi: "A sincere artist tries to create something which is, in itself, a living thing." painter William Dobell
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[After getting a case right before the weekend]
Morgan: There goes my beach house frontal.
Emily: And my non-refundable tickets to a Sin-to-Win weekend in Atlantic City.
Morgan: Sin-to-Win?
Emily: Yeah, and I always win BIG.
Reid: I didn't have any plans.
Morgan: There goes my beach house frontal.
Emily: And my non-refundable tickets to a Sin-to-Win weekend in Atlantic City.
Morgan: Sin-to-Win?
Emily: Yeah, and I always win BIG.
Reid: I didn't have any plans.
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Policeman: Why is it that when a man kills himself, he makes a big mess, but when a woman kills herself, there is no mess?
Rossi: A woman thinks of who has to clean up the mess afterwards. Men don't give a damn.
Rossi: A woman thinks of who has to clean up the mess afterwards. Men don't give a damn.
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Morgan: [after finding a journal with minuscule handwriting, with Prentiss] Hey, Reid.
Reid: What's up?
Morgan: Our man here was a prolific journaler.
Prentiss: With teeny tiny handwriting.
Reid: He probably had counseling at some point, where journaling was part of his therapy.
Prentiss: That's what we were thinking.
Reid: [after a pause] And?
Morgan: Well, you know, the two of us (Prentiss and himself), it would take us like 3 days to read all this stuff.
Reid: You guys owe me.
Reid: What's up?
Morgan: Our man here was a prolific journaler.
Prentiss: With teeny tiny handwriting.
Reid: He probably had counseling at some point, where journaling was part of his therapy.
Prentiss: That's what we were thinking.
Reid: [after a pause] And?
Morgan: Well, you know, the two of us (Prentiss and himself), it would take us like 3 days to read all this stuff.
Reid: You guys owe me.
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Rossi: Its like 110 out here, and it feels like a refrigerator compared to the warehouse.
Morgan: How's Reid doing?
Rossi: It doesn't even seem to faze him--he's sitting in a corner turning pages.
JJ: Yeah, Reid goes to another place when he reads.
Morgan: How's Reid doing?
Rossi: It doesn't even seem to faze him--he's sitting in a corner turning pages.
JJ: Yeah, Reid goes to another place when he reads.
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[Reid and Prentiss are playing cards]
Prentiss: Three cards, please.
Reid: [deals cards] Three cards for the lady . . . and I'm gonna take one card.
Prentiss: Ooh, one card. Straight or a flush, Dr. Reid, what are you trying to fill in?
Reid: Well, considering the odds of filling in an open-ended straight are five-to-one against, while a one-card flush draw is more like 4.5-to-one, I guess . . . [grimaces dramatically] you'd say if I was smart, I'd be drawing to a flush. Hmmm. . . . I think I'm gonna go all out on this. [smiles]
Prentiss: [goes all out as well] So, are you?
Reid: Am I drawing to a flush, or am I smart?
Prentiss: Either.
Reid: Well, I'm, you know, provably a genius, but, uh . . . actually, I was--I was drawing to a full house, eights over sixes.
Prentiss: [sighs] I always forget you're from Vegas.
Reid: Yep! [moves to take the winnings]
Prentiss: Oh, I'm sorry, not so fast. I, too, have a boat--jacks over threes.
Reid Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's like 100-to-one against!
Prentiss: 97-to-one. Looks like you're out!
Prentiss: Three cards, please.
Reid: [deals cards] Three cards for the lady . . . and I'm gonna take one card.
Prentiss: Ooh, one card. Straight or a flush, Dr. Reid, what are you trying to fill in?
Reid: Well, considering the odds of filling in an open-ended straight are five-to-one against, while a one-card flush draw is more like 4.5-to-one, I guess . . . [grimaces dramatically] you'd say if I was smart, I'd be drawing to a flush. Hmmm. . . . I think I'm gonna go all out on this. [smiles]
Prentiss: [goes all out as well] So, are you?
Reid: Am I drawing to a flush, or am I smart?
Prentiss: Either.
Reid: Well, I'm, you know, provably a genius, but, uh . . . actually, I was--I was drawing to a full house, eights over sixes.
Prentiss: [sighs] I always forget you're from Vegas.
Reid: Yep! [moves to take the winnings]
Prentiss: Oh, I'm sorry, not so fast. I, too, have a boat--jacks over threes.
Reid Wait, you drew three cards to a full house? That's like 100-to-one against!
Prentiss: 97-to-one. Looks like you're out!
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Morgan: Hey, Prentiss, Sin-to-Win.
Prentiss: I'm sorry, what?
Morgan: Come on now, I gotta know. What the hell is a Sin-to-Win weekend in Atlantic City?
Prentiss: Derek, I have a tremendous amount of respect for you, but there are some questions that if you have to ask them, it means you probably couldn't handle the answer. [gets up and walks away]
Morgan: There is a whole other side to that woman.
Reid: [dealing card combinations, confused] I never lose.
Morgan: Whole other side.
Prentiss: I'm sorry, what?
Morgan: Come on now, I gotta know. What the hell is a Sin-to-Win weekend in Atlantic City?
Prentiss: Derek, I have a tremendous amount of respect for you, but there are some questions that if you have to ask them, it means you probably couldn't handle the answer. [gets up and walks away]
Morgan: There is a whole other side to that woman.
Reid: [dealing card combinations, confused] I never lose.
Morgan: Whole other side.
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Hotch: Gandhi said, "I have seen children successfully surmount the effects of an evil inheritance. That is due to purity being an inherent attribute of the soul."
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Garcia: "Nature, in her most dazzling aspects or stupendous parts, is but the background and theatre of the tragedy of man." John Morley
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Hotch: I guess we'll have to double up.
Morgan: I am not sleeping with Reid.
Garcia: [Grabs Morgan's hand] Dibs
Morgan: I am not sleeping with Reid.
Garcia: [Grabs Morgan's hand] Dibs
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[Garcia and Kevin talking on phone]
Kevin: What do you mean, you're sharing a room with Morgan?
Garcia: Oh, you're jealous.
Kevin: Jealous? Why? Because you're bedding down with a muscle-bound, modern-day 007?
Garcia: Mmm, he's more like Jason Bourne.
Kevin: Oh, what's there to be jealous about?
Garcia: He took the floor.
Kevin: OK. Just... just make sure he keeps his weapon holstered, OK?
Kevin: What do you mean, you're sharing a room with Morgan?
Garcia: Oh, you're jealous.
Kevin: Jealous? Why? Because you're bedding down with a muscle-bound, modern-day 007?
Garcia: Mmm, he's more like Jason Bourne.
Kevin: Oh, what's there to be jealous about?
Garcia: He took the floor.
Kevin: OK. Just... just make sure he keeps his weapon holstered, OK?
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Garcia: I kinda love you Derek Morgan.
Morgan: I kinda love you Penelope Garcia.
Morgan: I kinda love you Penelope Garcia.
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Garcia: Ralph W. Sockman said, "Nothing is so strong as gentleness, and nothing is so gentle as real strength."
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Hotch: "The single biggest problem with communication, is the illusion that it's taken place" - George Bernard Shaw
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JJ: Well... hello[Reid walks into the room with a new, very short haircut]
Hotch: [staring as Reid sits down next to him] What, did you join a boy band?
Hotch: [staring as Reid sits down next to him] What, did you join a boy band?
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Rossi: "The internet is the first thing that humanity has built that humanity doesn't understand - the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever had" - Eric Schmidt
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Morgan: Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote: "And out of the darkness came the hands that reached through nature, molding men."
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[After Detective Spicer explains he blames himself for his parent's deaths]
Morgan: I lost my father when I was nine years old; he was shot and killed right in front of me . . . and there was nothing I could do. So I choose to look at it like this: We all have people in our lives. Some of them are good. Some of them are bad. But they shape us, detective. That's why you're here right now.
Morgan: I lost my father when I was nine years old; he was shot and killed right in front of me . . . and there was nothing I could do. So I choose to look at it like this: We all have people in our lives. Some of them are good. Some of them are bad. But they shape us, detective. That's why you're here right now.
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Billy Flynn: Think they'll remember me now?
Detective Matt Spicer: You destroyed me, is that what you want to hear?
Billy Flynn: [shrugs] Well, it's...better.
Detective Matt Spicer: [to Morgan] Promise me she'll be okay, Morgan.
Billy Flynn: Yeah. Promise him.
[Morgan, beaten, shakes his head]
Kristin Spicer: Do it! Promise him!
Detective Matt Spicer: Promise me, Morgan.
Derek Morgan: Okay. Okay! I promise.
Detective Matt Spicer: I love you, Ellie.
[Billy Flynn looks at Morgan, smiling, and shoots Spicer in the chest. Spicer falls to the floor, apparently dead]
Derek Morgan: No! Spicer! [to the UnSub, angrily] What is wrong with you?!
[Billy Flynn smacks Derek with the gun and grabs Ellie, she and Kristin scream indistinctly]
Billy Flynn: [holding Ellie] I don't usually take much to kids... [smells at Ellie's hair] But this one's, just, special.
Derek Morgan: [angrily] We will find you, you sick son of a bitch!
Billy Flynn: [mockingly] Is that another promise?
[he leaves with Ellie while Kristin screams desperately and the screen cuts to "To Be Continued"]
Detective Matt Spicer: You destroyed me, is that what you want to hear?
Billy Flynn: [shrugs] Well, it's...better.
Detective Matt Spicer: [to Morgan] Promise me she'll be okay, Morgan.
Billy Flynn: Yeah. Promise him.
[Morgan, beaten, shakes his head]
Kristin Spicer: Do it! Promise him!
Detective Matt Spicer: Promise me, Morgan.
Derek Morgan: Okay. Okay! I promise.
Detective Matt Spicer: I love you, Ellie.
[Billy Flynn looks at Morgan, smiling, and shoots Spicer in the chest. Spicer falls to the floor, apparently dead]
Derek Morgan: No! Spicer! [to the UnSub, angrily] What is wrong with you?!
[Billy Flynn smacks Derek with the gun and grabs Ellie, she and Kristin scream indistinctly]
Billy Flynn: [holding Ellie] I don't usually take much to kids... [smells at Ellie's hair] But this one's, just, special.
Derek Morgan: [angrily] We will find you, you sick son of a bitch!
Billy Flynn: [mockingly] Is that another promise?
[he leaves with Ellie while Kristin screams desperately and the screen cuts to "To Be Continued"]
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