Criminal Minds Quotes
Reid: I know I should feel bad about what happened. I mean, I killed a man. You know, I should feel something.... but I don't.
Gideon: Not knowing what you feel, that’s not the same as not feeling anything.
Gideon: Not knowing what you feel, that’s not the same as not feeling anything.
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Gideon: This is going to hit you, and when it does, there's only three facts you need to know: You did what you had to do, and a lot of good people are alive because of what you did.
Reid: What's the third?
Gideon: I'm proud of you.
Reid: What's the third?
Gideon: I'm proud of you.
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Gideon: "When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
Morgan: Sherlock Holmes was a fictional character
Morgan: Sherlock Holmes was a fictional character
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JJ: [discussing Hotch's newborn baby] He's so gorgeous.
Haley: Thank you.
Reid: You find baldness and wrinkles attractive?
Haley: Thank you.
Reid: You find baldness and wrinkles attractive?
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Reid: Nobody takes therapy these days without a healthy dose of medication.
Garcia: What are you implying, Reid?
Reid: That everyone is medicated.
Garcia: Did you just make a joke?
Reid: No, I mean, statistics, they-they show it-
Garcia: Reid, next time just say yes.
Garcia: What are you implying, Reid?
Reid: That everyone is medicated.
Garcia: Did you just make a joke?
Reid: No, I mean, statistics, they-they show it-
Garcia: Reid, next time just say yes.
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Morgan: That's what everybody says until they find the body in the basement.
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Reid: Are you hacking into the government HMO database? Is that legal?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll go to prison and you'll become someone's bitch.
Reid: Really?
Garcia: Of course not. We'll go to prison and you'll become someone's bitch.
Reid: Really?
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Gideon: Robert Oxton Bolt once wrote, "A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind."
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Morgan: And remember, play into the guy's fantasy, believe it yourself.
Reid: Actually, did you know that dentists and surgeons have been secretly recruited to implant these during otherwise normal medical procedures? This has been happening on and off since the late 1930s. [Morgan looks at him] Told me to believe.
Reid: Actually, did you know that dentists and surgeons have been secretly recruited to implant these during otherwise normal medical procedures? This has been happening on and off since the late 1930s. [Morgan looks at him] Told me to believe.
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[As Reid is about to go into a hostage situation]
Reid: Hey can you guys do me a favor?
Morgan: Anything.
Reid: Could at least one of you look like you're going to see me again?
[The rest of the team shares a look]
Hotch: See you when you get back.
Reid: Hey can you guys do me a favor?
Morgan: Anything.
Reid: Could at least one of you look like you're going to see me again?
[The rest of the team shares a look]
Hotch: See you when you get back.
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Morgan: Come on, Reid, what are you talking about, a magic trick?
Reid: Yeah I'm talkin' about a magic trick.
Reid: Yeah I'm talkin' about a magic trick.
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Elle: Um, Reid you probably saved my life in there.
Reid: Probably? I totally saved your life. And I'm pretty certain it's caught on tape.
Reid: Probably? I totally saved your life. And I'm pretty certain it's caught on tape.
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Reid: Albert Einstein asked, "The question that sometimes drives me hazy: Am I or the others crazy?"
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Gideon: Hemingway wrote, "There is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else.”
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Hotchner: You were just responding to what you learned Vincent. When you grow up in an environment like that, an extremely abusive and violent household.. it's not surprising that some people grow up to become killers.
Vincent: Some people?
Hotchner: What's that?
Vincent: You said some people grow up to become killers.
Hotchner: ...And some people grow up to catch them.
Vincent: Some people?
Hotchner: What's that?
Vincent: You said some people grow up to become killers.
Hotchner: ...And some people grow up to catch them.
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Reid: What are these tapes?
Morgan: I don't know, why don't you and Garcia go take a look, let us know.
Garcia: Yeah, movie night, I'll go make popcorn.
Morgan: I don't know, why don't you and Garcia go take a look, let us know.
Garcia: Yeah, movie night, I'll go make popcorn.
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[Garcia enters the room with a cardboard box.]
Morgan: Please tell me you brought some breakfast.
Garcia: Trust me, sugar. You're not going to want to eat when you see what's in here.
Morgan: Please tell me you brought some breakfast.
Garcia: Trust me, sugar. You're not going to want to eat when you see what's in here.
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Elle: Here's something...[puts her coffee cup on Garcia's desk]...What can you tell me about Vincent Sartori?
[Garcia chucks coffee cup in the bin]
Elle: I was still drinking that.
Garcia: Not only is this equipment expensive, it's also extremely sensitive.
[Reid and Elle share a weird look]
[Garcia chucks coffee cup in the bin]
Elle: I was still drinking that.
Garcia: Not only is this equipment expensive, it's also extremely sensitive.
[Reid and Elle share a weird look]
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[Elle is speaking about a criminal's sealed records]
Elle: Can you get into those records?
Reid: Despite the fact that they were probably expunged, she can find the faintest echo of deletion, successfully recreate the file, thereby sending us all to prison for computer felony fraud counts.
[Elle and Garcia share a weird look]
Elle: We can make bail.
Elle: Can you get into those records?
Reid: Despite the fact that they were probably expunged, she can find the faintest echo of deletion, successfully recreate the file, thereby sending us all to prison for computer felony fraud counts.
[Elle and Garcia share a weird look]
Elle: We can make bail.
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Gideon: Carl Jung said, "The healthy man does not torture others. Generally, it is the tortured who turn into torturers.”
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Gideon: Sir Peter Ustinov said, "Unfortunately, a super abundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares."
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Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the Physics mistakes?
Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek. Especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Morgan: Right.
Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek. Especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Morgan: Right.
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Gideon: [after finding out the local kids found a dead body in the woods and watched it decompose over a long period of time without reporting anything] This was a human being!
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[Seeing Reid dumping packets of sugar into his coffee]
Morgan: [To Reid] You want some coffee with that sugar?
Morgan: [To Reid] You want some coffee with that sugar?
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Reid: What happened?
Morgan: Him bringing us down here was way too much of a coincidence?
Reid: No I got that, but you had to tackle us both?
Morgan: You're welcome Reid.
Morgan: Him bringing us down here was way too much of a coincidence?
Reid: No I got that, but you had to tackle us both?
Morgan: You're welcome Reid.
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Gideon: Playwright Eugene Ionesco said, "Ideologies separate us. Dreams and anguish bring us together."
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[Gideon walks in using crutches]
Hotchner: What happened to you?
Gideon: Oh, I got a list of things I try before it's too late.
Elle: And orthopedic surgery is one of them?
Gideon: No skydiving, apparently it's all about the landing.
Hotchner: What happened to you?
Gideon: Oh, I got a list of things I try before it's too late.
Elle: And orthopedic surgery is one of them?
Gideon: No skydiving, apparently it's all about the landing.
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Gideon: Garcia?
Hotchner: Penelope...? The tech with the glasses...?
Gideon: The room...the one with all the screens...? [Hotchner nods] She's great.
Hotchner: Penelope...? The tech with the glasses...?
Gideon: The room...the one with all the screens...? [Hotchner nods] She's great.
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