Crocodile Dundee Quotes
Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Well, you see, Aborigines don't own the land.They belong to it. It's like their mother. See those rocks? Been standing there for 600 million years. Still be there when you and I are gone. So arguing over who owns them is like two fleas arguing over who owns the dog they live on.
Movie: Crocodile Dundee
Mick: What did you do last night?
Punk: We didn't do nothing.
Mick: That's what you call cool, is it? Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question, you can say: "We didn't do nothing,"... or you can say: "We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress!" Least you can do is come and see me get my head blown off...
Punk: We didn't do nothing.
Mick: That's what you call cool, is it? Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question, you can say: "We didn't do nothing,"... or you can say: "We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress!" Least you can do is come and see me get my head blown off...
Movie: Crocodile Dundee
Miss Mathis: Your son says that you're a hunter, and that you hunt and kill crocodiles.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis: [amazed] Oh!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Aw, geez he should know better than that, Crocodiles are protected. I don't kill them, I catch them alive.
Miss Mathis: [amazed] Oh!
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee: Don't you worry. There'll be no more fibs.
Movie: Crocodile Dundee
Walter Reilly: Right, well, ah. 'Till Wednesday. Cheerio Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Wednesday [Walks off, pauses, turns back to Walter] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: What's today, Wal?
Walter Reilly: Monday [Mick walks away]
Walter Reilly: Doesn't know. Doesn't care. Heh! Lucky Bastard.
Walter Reilly: Monday [Mick walks away]
Walter Reilly: Doesn't know. Doesn't care. Heh! Lucky Bastard.
Movie: Crocodile Dundee
[Mick "Crocodile" Dundee singing in the bathtub] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: If I give my heart to you... [pause] Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee: Then I'll have none and you'll have two...
Movie: Crocodile Dundee