Crossing Jordan Quotes
Dr. Jordan Cavanaugh: If you must know Woody and I have been doing this bizarre mating dance the past three years. Dr. Mahesh "Bug" Vijayaraghavensatanaryanamurthy: I'm sorry, did I say I must know?
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: Jordan, you should know that last night will never happen again.
Jordan: Oh God, what are we talking about here?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: My new image in the workplace. No more Nigel-the-computer-jockey. Okay, I was swept up in the moment, but now it's truly done.
Jordan: Oh God, what are we talking about here?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: My new image in the workplace. No more Nigel-the-computer-jockey. Okay, I was swept up in the moment, but now it's truly done.
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Jordan: Garret, have you gotten any recently?
Macy: Pardon me?
Jordan: You heard me. How long has it been?
Macy: We are not having this conversation.
Macy: Pardon me?
Jordan: You heard me. How long has it been?
Macy: We are not having this conversation.
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Woody: It's Jordan, isn't it? This trial would be over by now if she wasn't in there poking holes.
Macy: That'd be my guess.
Woody: Jordan being Jordan.
Macy: That'd be my guess.
Woody: Jordan being Jordan.
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[Rene is pregnant, and just telling Garrett]
DA Rene Walcott: We met for a drink...
Garrett: And one thing led to a mother?
DA Rene Walcott: We met for a drink...
Garrett: And one thing led to a mother?
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Jordan: : Truth is, I don't care if I die, that's my whole problem, that's what the shrinks told me when I was fifteen.
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Garret: [giving a speech to college students] You want my career advice? Because here it is: Don't follow your father's footsteps, don't follow in anybody's footsteps. Don't become a doctor just because your mother wants you to be a doctor or because your father never once said he loved you in your whole lousy life. I don't care. Take that and go do something noble. Go be an artist…be a poet. Do you understand the courage it takes to become a poet? Find something beautiful in life even if it's just for a moment. Something that tells you you're alive. And it's gonna be okay. Anyone have any questions about that?...Don't forget what I said.
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Max: : Jordan, you can't go through life poking everyone but God in the eye!
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Garret: : Five jobs in four years, that's impressive.
Jordan: : You know me, short attention span.
Jordan: : You know me, short attention span.
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Jordan: : I had this guy's brain in my hand, so I couldn't very well punch him, right?
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Max: : Thirty-eight years on the force I learned one thing, it's easy to kill someone, it's hard to live with it.
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Jordan: : I wanna find out what my corpse's license plate was doing on your corpse's ass.
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Garret: : That means you're a pain in the ass. And I say that with love. The good news is it's not too late to change. You don't have to be an obnoxious driven zealot your whole life.
Jordan: Again said with love right?
Jordan: Again said with love right?
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Earl: : They were sinning father, in GOD's house, but I didn't kill her I saved her. I held her heart in my hand, and she was redeemed. She's with GOD now.
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Trey: : Wanna go grab some coffee, its not like shes going any where?
Jordan: : Is that suppose to be funny?
Trey: : Nah, I'm just saying.
Jordan: : Look this might be some kind of joke to you, but someone butchered her, she could be somebody's daughter, somebody's mother.
Jordan: : Is that suppose to be funny?
Trey: : Nah, I'm just saying.
Jordan: : Look this might be some kind of joke to you, but someone butchered her, she could be somebody's daughter, somebody's mother.
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Jordan: : Still pissed about the DNA kits.
Garret: : No, no you got lucky. You're buried deep in the rubble of the earthquake of my day.
Garret: : No, no you got lucky. You're buried deep in the rubble of the earthquake of my day.
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Jordan: : It's a little early for sphincter level 10 Garrett, even for you.
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Abby: : My history teacher caught me and this guy messing around in the supply closet... They're making a really big deal out of it...
Garrett: : What do you mean 'messing around'?
Garrett: : What do you mean 'messing around'?
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Garret: : Let me ask you a question. What did you want for your birthday when you were 17?
Lily: : Boobs.
Lily: : Boobs.
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Jordan: : I want the truth. That's all.
Detective Winslow: : Fine be prepared to live with it.
Detective Winslow: : Fine be prepared to live with it.
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Jordan: : She had all these drugs in her system?
Nigel: : Xanax and Prozac and Valium…oh my.
Nigel: : Xanax and Prozac and Valium…oh my.
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Jordan: : Are you beepable, I just have to go somewhere first.
Howard: : I'll keep it on vibrate.
Howard: : I'll keep it on vibrate.
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Max: : Jordan you remember what we said, if there's any danger, we call the police.
Jordan: : It's a van full of laundry, how dangerous can it be?!?
Jordan: : It's a van full of laundry, how dangerous can it be?!?
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Howard: : [to Garret] Don't be so hard on yourself, you're human...live a little.
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Howard: : Lack of social skills, an inability to express emotion, Dr. Cavanaugh professionally I'm concerned.
Jordan: : Really?
Howard: : Concerned and turned on. [Jordan throws a ball of paper at him!]
Jordan: : Really?
Howard: : Concerned and turned on. [Jordan throws a ball of paper at him!]
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Howard: : Did you know there were 18,000 cases of clinical depression in Boston last year, how depressing is that!
Jordan: : Too bad I wasn't here, could have made it 18,001.
Jordan: : Too bad I wasn't here, could have made it 18,001.
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Jordan: : Garret have you gotten any recently?
Garret: : Pardon me?
Jordan: : You heard me. How long has it been?
Garret: : We are not having this conversation.
Garret: : Pardon me?
Jordan: : You heard me. How long has it been?
Garret: : We are not having this conversation.
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Garret: : Whether on not I have been getting any lately is none of your business and there are more important things to do around her than discuss my sex life.
Jordan: : Yeah, but they're not as much fun!
Jordan: : Yeah, but they're not as much fun!
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Trey: : Did you hear that?
Garret: : The guy's got the touch.
Bug: : It's gotta be the accent.
Trey: : That guy can shovel it with the best of them.
Garret: : The guy's got the touch.
Bug: : It's gotta be the accent.
Trey: : That guy can shovel it with the best of them.
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Jordan: [to Nigel] I'd say the chances of that can be expressed mathematically as.... diddly over squat.
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