Crossing Jordan Quotes
Adam: : You're gonna get us killed.
Jordan: : But we're having fun, and that's the important thing, right?
Jordan: : But we're having fun, and that's the important thing, right?
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Agent Hailey: : I will tell you one thing about you.
Jordan: : Oh, bring it on, G-Man.
Agent Hailey: : You're cranky when you haven't slept.
Jordan: : Oh, bring it on, G-Man.
Agent Hailey: : You're cranky when you haven't slept.
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Max: : Something you'll learn eventually, what's right isn't necessarily the truth.
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Dr. Macy: : Why would you want to have sex 6 times in one day? I mean, come on, we're people not bunnies.
Lily: : Dr. Macy said, "bunnies".
Lily: : Dr. Macy said, "bunnies".
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Max: : Rough one huh?
Jordan: : Yeah.
Max: : I know you Jordan. When you become monosyllabic you've got a serious problem.
Jordan: : Yeah.
Max: : I know you Jordan. When you become monosyllabic you've got a serious problem.
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Nigel: : We requisitioned a $5,000 stab-me Sammy doll just for these occasions. But for financial reasons we'll be using this lovely ripened honey dew!
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Lily: : …I really need to know what you want.
Garret: : You want to know what I want. [he kisses her]
Lily: : Ok, that works for me.
Garret: : You want to know what I want. [he kisses her]
Lily: : Ok, that works for me.
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Max: : All I wanted to do is hold your hand and be there for you.
Jordan: : That sounds pretty good right now.
Max: : That I can do.
Jordan: : That sounds pretty good right now.
Max: : That I can do.
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Max: : What do you think of this place?
Jordan: : It's big... old... empty...
Max: : Well, I bought it!
Jordan: : What! How did you pay for it?
Max: : I scrapped some money together...
Jordan: : How?
Max: : Well... I got a nice severance package when I left the force... and I had some money put away for you...
Jordan: : I have an inheritance?
Max: : You don't now!
Jordan: : It's big... old... empty...
Max: : Well, I bought it!
Jordan: : What! How did you pay for it?
Max: : I scrapped some money together...
Jordan: : How?
Max: : Well... I got a nice severance package when I left the force... and I had some money put away for you...
Jordan: : I have an inheritance?
Max: : You don't now!
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Jordan: : Look, I happen to believe in science. Science is my friend. Science doesn't let me down.
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Jordan: : When someone goes messing with my Dad, suddenly my ethics go right out the window.
Blackie: : You're bluffing.
Jordan: : Try me.
Blackie: : You're bluffing.
Jordan: : Try me.
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Lily: : I want to work here because I'm good at my job. Not because you like my…baked goods.
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Network Guy: : You don't think Noah Wyle wore a regular coat, do you?
Nigel: : Noah who?
Nigel: : Noah who?
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Det. Winslow: : You looked good holding that baby, maybe you should think about popping one out.
Jordan: : Yeah or maybe I should pop my foot up your ass.
Jordan: : Yeah or maybe I should pop my foot up your ass.
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Jordan: Woody.
Woody: Doc. Stuck together again. Must be karma, huh?
Jordan: Either that or you keep telling dispatch to request me.
Woody: Doc. Stuck together again. Must be karma, huh?
Jordan: Either that or you keep telling dispatch to request me.
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Nigel: [singsong] Jordan's got a boyfriend.
Jordan: Oh, you wanna yank on my pigtails too, Nige? 'Cause I got cheerleading practice.
Nigel: Come on, that sweet country innocence. Those sparkling blue eyes.
Jordan: I would chew him up, and spit him out.
Nigel: Now that sounds like fun!
Jordan: Oh, you wanna yank on my pigtails too, Nige? 'Cause I got cheerleading practice.
Nigel: Come on, that sweet country innocence. Those sparkling blue eyes.
Jordan: I would chew him up, and spit him out.
Nigel: Now that sounds like fun!
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[Jordan wakes Woody at his office desk.]
Jordan: Woody. Time for school.
Woody: Five more minutes, mama.
Jordan: Mama? I haven't heard that one in a while.
Jordan: Woody. Time for school.
Woody: Five more minutes, mama.
Jordan: Mama? I haven't heard that one in a while.
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Woody: S-triple X-tc dot com. Gee, I was expecting something--
Jordan: Dirtier? Welcome to the new millennium Wood. White collar meets spiked collar.
Jordan: Dirtier? Welcome to the new millennium Wood. White collar meets spiked collar.
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Woody: Traditionally when you invite someone over for dinner, you're supposed to do the cooking.
Jordan: Fine. Then you come over here and write the bait to these two sickos.
Woody: Putting yourself out there to lure these guys from behind their computers. I don't know how you talked me into this.
Jordan: Because you failed to come up with a better plan.
Jordan: Fine. Then you come over here and write the bait to these two sickos.
Woody: Putting yourself out there to lure these guys from behind their computers. I don't know how you talked me into this.
Jordan: Because you failed to come up with a better plan.
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Jordan: Thanks for dinner. Uh, and for letting me talk you into another hare-brained scheme.
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Woody: I'm not going to put you in a situation where you are in danger.
Jordan: I can take care of myself, cowboy.
Jordan: I can take care of myself, cowboy.
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