CSI - Crime Scene Investigation Quotes
Catherine: No one can predict more than a few seconds into the future.
Nick: I predict I'll still be standing here one minute from now.
Warrick: Where are we going with this?
Grissom: Paige was in her dorm room and then ended up in the dumpster. Somewhere between her dorm room and the dumpster is our answer. That's where we're going. Coming, Nick?
Warrick: [to Nick] Nice try, Nostradamus.
Nick: I predict I'll still be standing here one minute from now.
Warrick: Where are we going with this?
Grissom: Paige was in her dorm room and then ended up in the dumpster. Somewhere between her dorm room and the dumpster is our answer. That's where we're going. Coming, Nick?
Warrick: [to Nick] Nice try, Nostradamus.
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Warrick: Where you been?
Grissom: I can't be everywhere, Warrick and they've banned human cloning.
Grissom: I can't be everywhere, Warrick and they've banned human cloning.
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Grissom: You showered.
Catherine: Thanks for noticing Gil, you're very observant.
Grissom: [studying a surveillance tape and inadvertently blocking Catherine's view]) Yeah? Well ... I can't tell what I'm observing here. What does that look like?
Catherine: A five-foot-eleven workaholic.
Catherine: Thanks for noticing Gil, you're very observant.
Grissom: [studying a surveillance tape and inadvertently blocking Catherine's view]) Yeah? Well ... I can't tell what I'm observing here. What does that look like?
Catherine: A five-foot-eleven workaholic.
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Nick: You know, it's easier to get a master's degree than a parking spot on campus.
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Sara: Five Hundred Dollars. That's huge money at her age if you actually get it. That's a big college racket, like buying books back.
Grissom: Why would anyone want to sell their books?
Grissom: Why would anyone want to sell their books?
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Grissom: People don't vanish, Jim. It's a molecular impossibility.
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Grissom: Suicide, huh? I don't know, Brian. On the day you decide to end your life, why would you go to work?
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Sheriff: What happened to good old dusting for prints?
Grissom: When your crime scene is 12 stories up I don't want to take any chances.
Grissom: When your crime scene is 12 stories up I don't want to take any chances.
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Catherine: Naked kid under a blanket at his shrink's late at night and his mother's there.
Greg: Your case just entered a whole new dimension of weird.
Greg: Your case just entered a whole new dimension of weird.
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Grissom: Hey, is that from the deli?
Sara: Egg salad sandwich. You want half?
Grissom: No. Can I have your pickle?
Sara: You can have it.
Grissom: Oh, that's a nice one.
Sara: Egg salad sandwich. You want half?
Grissom: No. Can I have your pickle?
Sara: You can have it.
Grissom: Oh, that's a nice one.
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Grissom: [after he lights up the pickle] You know this is how I cooked my hot dogs in college.
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Sara: We quit before we should have.
Grissom: Yeah, you did.
Grissom: Yeah, you did.
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Greg: FYI, 30 swabs in six hours is not realistic even for me.
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Catherine: You're racing me Nick. We're driving the same car.
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Warrick: [To Grissom] So you just proved murder.
Greg: I wouldn't break out that champagne just yet. Don't go shooting the messenger. Thumb print from the nail.
Greg: I wouldn't break out that champagne just yet. Don't go shooting the messenger. Thumb print from the nail.
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Catherine: What's the matter with you?
Nick: I'm on a case.
Catherine: We're on a case.
Nick: Right...
Nick: I'm on a case.
Catherine: We're on a case.
Nick: Right...
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Greg: I think I smell something burning in the DNA lab. I'd love to stay and chat...
Grissom: Greg, I hopes that's not the crossword puzzle.
Grissom: Greg, I hopes that's not the crossword puzzle.
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Greg: Cheese, milk, sweaters. What do these things have in common?
Catherine: Goat cheese, goat milk.
Nick: Goat sweaters?
Catherine: Angora.
Greg: Ding, ding, ding.
Catherine: Goat cheese, goat milk.
Nick: Goat sweaters?
Catherine: Angora.
Greg: Ding, ding, ding.
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Sheriff: [about Grissom talking to Brass] What was that about?
Grissom: Ah, we're in a bowling league together.
Grissom: Ah, we're in a bowling league together.
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Warrick: Robert Harris. Does that name mean anything?
Grissom: Yeah, especially if you bet against me.
Grissom: Yeah, especially if you bet against me.
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Warrick: Bobby Dawson's taking odds. 2: 1 Grissom's wrong, 5: 1 he gets suspended for shutting down the jail house, 10: ...
Sara: Fired?
Sara: Fired?
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Grissom: [To the Sheriff] You look like the Sheriff, but you talk like the Mayor.
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Brass: Who said the shooter was scared?
Grissom: Shot him in the back.
Brass: With his zipper down and his hands otherwise engaged.
Grissom: Yeah. We're looking for a coward.
Grissom: Shot him in the back.
Brass: With his zipper down and his hands otherwise engaged.
Grissom: Yeah. We're looking for a coward.
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Greg: You smell like death.
Sara: I've heard.
Greg: You know ... a real man wouldn't mind.
Sara: I've heard.
Greg: You know ... a real man wouldn't mind.
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Warrick: Hey Sara what were you in high school?
Sara: Science Nerd.
Nick: You changed, you still smell.
Sara: Science Nerd.
Nick: You changed, you still smell.
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