CSI - Miami Quotes
Calleigh: Miss Lockhart, this is going to sound strange, but most people have somewhat matching wedding bands. You're wearing an heirloom, his is gold.
Lockhart: We're married... just not to each other.
Lockhart: We're married... just not to each other.
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Eric: Could death have been accidental?
Alexx: Maybe, but to leave a woman the way we found her, you've got to be guilty of something.
Alexx: Maybe, but to leave a woman the way we found her, you've got to be guilty of something.
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Calleigh: Two bodies, one hotel...any connection?
Tripp: Saturday during cruise season.
Calleigh: Say no more.
Tripp: Saturday during cruise season.
Calleigh: Say no more.
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Tripp: This time of the year, half the hotels on columns are booked through a cruise line, population of Miami goes up up 30,000 a night.
Horatio: Just like...our list of suspects.
Horatio: Just like...our list of suspects.
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[Alexx and Eric discover the snake they caught was packed with drugs inside.]
Eric: So our snake was a mule.
Eric: So our snake was a mule.
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[Horatio and Eric question Clavo Cruz.]
Eric: A quarantine exception makes it easy to pass anything past customs.
Horatio: And by anything, Mr. Delko means drugs.
Eric: A quarantine exception makes it easy to pass anything past customs.
Horatio: And by anything, Mr. Delko means drugs.
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Tripp: [Talking about the killer snake.] So we know how it found her. How do we find it?
Eric: Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.
Eric: Well, unlike humans, snakes don't go far from the scene of a crime.
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Tripp: Delko, what the hell are you doing?
Eric: [Catching a giant Boa hidden under a sun bed.] Apprehending the suspect.
Eric: [Catching a giant Boa hidden under a sun bed.] Apprehending the suspect.
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[Frank questions an inmate about his missing identification wristband.]
Tripp: Where's your wristband?
Cyrus Everton: I lost it.
Tripp: Do I have "stupid" written all over my bald head?
Tripp: Where's your wristband?
Cyrus Everton: I lost it.
Tripp: Do I have "stupid" written all over my bald head?
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Calleigh: Excuse me, Calleigh Duquesne with the Crime Lab. What's in the bags, Mr. Walsh?
Sean: What else, checks.
Calleigh: No bodies this time?
Sean: What else, checks.
Calleigh: No bodies this time?
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Ryan: Mrs. Townsend, your daughter's charity was for runaway girls... your models are wearing bikinis.
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Alexx: A Virt-topsy?
Horatio: Yes, a virtual autopsy is not covered in the injunction.
Alexx: Ha! Any excuse to try something new.
Horatio: Yes, a virtual autopsy is not covered in the injunction.
Alexx: Ha! Any excuse to try something new.
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[Ryan notices a vibe when Calleigh and Det. Hagen were talking.]
Ryan: What was that about?
Calleigh: Complicated, he's been I.O.D.
Ryan: I.O.D. What was the problem?
Calleigh: I don't know, something about a bad back.
Ryan: [Cynical.] Hmm, yeah, I've heard that one before.
Calleigh: What's that supposed to mean?
Ryan: Nothing.
Calleigh: You can tell me.
Ryan: [Reluctant.] A couple of guys I knew on patrol, "bad back" meant they couldn't get cleared by the Department shrink.
Ryan: What was that about?
Calleigh: Complicated, he's been I.O.D.
Ryan: I.O.D. What was the problem?
Calleigh: I don't know, something about a bad back.
Ryan: [Cynical.] Hmm, yeah, I've heard that one before.
Calleigh: What's that supposed to mean?
Ryan: Nothing.
Calleigh: You can tell me.
Ryan: [Reluctant.] A couple of guys I knew on patrol, "bad back" meant they couldn't get cleared by the Department shrink.
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[Horatio finds Nick Marshall just before he boards a plane.]
Horatio: You going somewhere, Nick?
Nick: I'm taking a couple of days off, I thought I'd head out to the Keys.
Horatio: I think you mean a hop to a Caribbean country with no extradition laws.
Nick: You just don't quit, do you?
Horatio: Not in my vocabulary!
[Police cars arrive with sirens, Horatio puts his sunglasses on.]
Horatio: Hey, Nick, you know that vacation you never got...
Horatio: You going somewhere, Nick?
Nick: I'm taking a couple of days off, I thought I'd head out to the Keys.
Horatio: I think you mean a hop to a Caribbean country with no extradition laws.
Nick: You just don't quit, do you?
Horatio: Not in my vocabulary!
[Police cars arrive with sirens, Horatio puts his sunglasses on.]
Horatio: Hey, Nick, you know that vacation you never got...
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Nick: I created Caitlin Townsend.
Horatio: Didn't give you the right to destroy her.
Horatio: Didn't give you the right to destroy her.
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[Ryan and Calleigh interrogate a suspect.]
Game Tester: This job gives me a lot of tension, sometimes I, mmm... self-medicate. Ron's got the best weed, I snagged a blunt while he was in the men's room.
Ryan: That's an interesting defense.
Game Tester: This job gives me a lot of tension, sometimes I, mmm... self-medicate. Ron's got the best weed, I snagged a blunt while he was in the men's room.
Ryan: That's an interesting defense.
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Alexx: Lots of old injuries, scarring, queloids...
Eric: Childhood abuse?
Alexx: Could be, or could just be part of the "Jackass Generation."
Eric: Childhood abuse?
Alexx: Could be, or could just be part of the "Jackass Generation."
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[The victim's missing a foot.]
Eric: Did you get a T.O.D., or do we need the foot for that too?
Alexx: Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!
Eric: Did you get a T.O.D., or do we need the foot for that too?
Alexx: Liver temp at the scene puts the boy's death at about 1 am...and if you don't get out of here, you're going to be next...and find me that foot!
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Horatio: Eric, how fast was the vehicle going when it hit the boat?
Yelina: The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.
Eric: Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.
Yelina: Then how did the dead man hit the gas?
Horatio: With help from the living.
Yelina: The guy towing the boat said it was going at least 40.
Eric: Well, I don't see anything jammed against the accelerator.
Yelina: Then how did the dead man hit the gas?
Horatio: With help from the living.
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Alexx: Hello, Maxine. Maxine?
Valera: Oh, Dr. Woods!
Alexx: Hi.
Valera: Hi. Uh, sorry. No one here ever calls me by my first name. Almost forgot I had one.
Valera: Oh, Dr. Woods!
Alexx: Hi.
Valera: Hi. Uh, sorry. No one here ever calls me by my first name. Almost forgot I had one.
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Horatio: Mrs. Boone, does your supervisor know that the check you shredded caused a young man to kill somebody?
IRS Agent Boone: Mmm... No.
[Horatio pulls his cell phone out.]
Horatio: Surprising... I have your supervisor on speed dial. Do you want to call him... or should I?
IRS Agent Boone: Mmm... No.
[Horatio pulls his cell phone out.]
Horatio: Surprising... I have your supervisor on speed dial. Do you want to call him... or should I?
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[Calleigh and Ryan process a car.]
Ryan: Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.
Calleigh: Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.
Ryan: Ok, I've got semen on the back seat.
Calleigh: Along with the heels on the ceiling, it stands to reason.
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CSI Accounting Tech: You aware that Al Capone was brought down by an accountant.
Calleigh: You bragging or d'you have something for me?
Calleigh: You bragging or d'you have something for me?
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Calleigh: Can you think of anyone who might have especially hated Simon?
IRS Agent Boone: We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.
IRS Agent Boone: We're tax collectors, everyone hates us.
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Horatio: [assessing a crime scene at a high-school reunion] We have someone who arrived as "Big Man on Campus," and ended up "Dead on Arrival."
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Ryan: There's a lot of blood.
Calleigh: Two holes in the chest will do that to you.
Calleigh: Two holes in the chest will do that to you.
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Timothy Dawson: [About the Authorities.] You think they even care about "the people" anymore?
Horatio: Some of us do.
Horatio: Some of us do.
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Russell Edge: She's a liar!
Tripp: Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.
Tripp: Yeah, well, they all are after we divorce 'em.
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Horatio: That's two in one day.
Tripp: IRS agents.
Horatio: That's correct.
Tripp: Think there's any connection?
Horatio: It's tax season.
Tripp: IRS agents.
Horatio: That's correct.
Tripp: Think there's any connection?
Horatio: It's tax season.
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Alexx: All these sheers and no one saw the murder?
Horatio: In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable.
Horatio: In a place like this, sex and murder might be indistinguishable.
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