CSI - Miami Quotes
Joey Salucci: [to Horatio] Everyone's gotta go sometime!
Horatio: Some sooner than others.
Horatio: Some sooner than others.
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Natalia: What does a girl usually do before a date?
Ryan: Make me wait in the living room with her cat?
Ryan: Make me wait in the living room with her cat?
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Calleigh: [jokingly] You missed out. [They hug] I was going to marry you, but your dad stepped in.
Eric: [laughing] What makes you think I would say yes? Maybe I met somebody special on the inside.
Calleigh: I doubt his cooking is as good as mine. Hey, why don't I take you back to my place, I'll make you a traditional American dinner since you are new to our country.
Eric: Sounds good...but danger has been following me everywhere I go.
Eric: [laughing] What makes you think I would say yes? Maybe I met somebody special on the inside.
Calleigh: I doubt his cooking is as good as mine. Hey, why don't I take you back to my place, I'll make you a traditional American dinner since you are new to our country.
Eric: Sounds good...but danger has been following me everywhere I go.
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Eric: Calleigh, I'm serious, I don't want anything to happen to you. [She kisses him again]
Calleigh: C'mon. I have the safest house in Miami. Do you know how many guns I have?
Calleigh: C'mon. I have the safest house in Miami. Do you know how many guns I have?
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Ryan: [to Horatio, explaining what he's done] I didn't interfere with an investigation,...I simply slowed it down,.....I'm willing to go before any review board!
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Calleigh: [to Frank, after dealing with doctor] Well, isn't HE a ray of sunshine!
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Tara: Aspirin is my friend.
Kyle: That didn't look like an aspirin.
Tara: I don't have to explain myself to you, Kyle.
Kyle: That didn't look like an aspirin.
Tara: I don't have to explain myself to you, Kyle.
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Tara: I didn't hurt anyone!
Ryan: You hurt Horatio, you hurt Julia, and you hurt Kyle.
Tara: I am so sorry!
Rick: It's gone beyond 'sorry' now. You're under arrest for felony theft, burglary, and evidence-tampering.
Ryan: You hurt Horatio, you hurt Julia, and you hurt Kyle.
Tara: I am so sorry!
Rick: It's gone beyond 'sorry' now. You're under arrest for felony theft, burglary, and evidence-tampering.
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Horatio: [to Yarovski] Tell him what they do to cop-killers, Frank.
Frank: We're going to put you in a place that makes gulag look like tennis camp!
Ryan: I love Kayley Ratcliffe!
Frank: We're going to put you in a place that makes gulag look like tennis camp!
Ryan: I love Kayley Ratcliffe!
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[about a doctor's ugly Persian rug]
Tim Speedle: Just because you have a medical degree doesn't mean you have taste.
Tim Speedle: Just because you have a medical degree doesn't mean you have taste.
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[about a suspect]
Horatio Caine: He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet.
Horatio Caine: He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet.
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[about Horatio]
Detective John Hagen: All I'm saying is, that's one hell of a lonely road he's walking.
Calleigh Duquesne: I know. That's why I'm walking it with him.
Detective John Hagen: All I'm saying is, that's one hell of a lonely road he's walking.
Calleigh Duquesne: I know. That's why I'm walking it with him.
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[about Raymond Caine, H's little brother]
Horatio Caine: The rumour of a dirty cop is far juicier than its confirmation.
Robert Keaton: You just called your own brother a dirty cop.
Horatio Caine: Maybe he was, but he didn't deserve to die.
Robert Keaton: We all have to die some time.
Horatio Caine: Some sooner than others.
Horatio Caine: The rumour of a dirty cop is far juicier than its confirmation.
Robert Keaton: You just called your own brother a dirty cop.
Horatio Caine: Maybe he was, but he didn't deserve to die.
Robert Keaton: We all have to die some time.
Horatio Caine: Some sooner than others.
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[arresting a criminal]
Horatio Caine: Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it.
Horatio Caine: Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it.
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[Couple is getting a divorce and the wife turns up dead]
Det. Frank Tripp: No matter how you cut it, divorce sucks.
Horatio Caine: Frank, it's a killer.
Det. Frank Tripp: No matter how you cut it, divorce sucks.
Horatio Caine: Frank, it's a killer.
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[defending a woman from a suspect]
Horatio Caine: The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.
Horatio Caine: The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.
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[describing a victim]
Horatio Caine: Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks.
Det. Frank Tripp: Big spender.
Horatio Caine: Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks.
Det. Frank Tripp: Big spender.
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[during an autopsy]
Calleigh Duquesne: What is that? Some kind of insect?
Alexx Woods: It's an ant. [to the corpse]
Alexx Woods: Girl, you need an exterminator.
Calleigh Duquesne: What is that? Some kind of insect?
Alexx Woods: It's an ant. [to the corpse]
Alexx Woods: Girl, you need an exterminator.
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[examining a severed arm]
Alexx Woods: No hair at the underarm, but pronounced hair on the knuckles.
Horatio Caine: So, what are you saying?
Alexx Woods: What I'm saying is I'm not an anthropologist. It could be a large woman or a small man.
Alexx Woods: No hair at the underarm, but pronounced hair on the knuckles.
Horatio Caine: So, what are you saying?
Alexx Woods: What I'm saying is I'm not an anthropologist. It could be a large woman or a small man.
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