CSI - Miami Quotes
Hagen: You know she stabbed him eight times?
Eric: Yeah, you've told me that eight times.
Eric: Yeah, you've told me that eight times.
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Calleigh: Yeah, but you know, I was thinking. If he hadn't have stolen from the mob, then he never would have become a beach bum in Florida, and then he never would have got picked up by the hurricane. Then if he hadn't got picked up by the hurricane, he would have never hit Burton's car, and if it wasn't for hitting Burton's car, Burton would have gotten away with murder.
Eric: [smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.
Calleigh: [smiling] They do alleviate global warming.
Speed: [to Eric] She's way too cheerful.
Eric: [smiling] Leave it to you, Calleigh, to find something good to come out of a hurricane.
Calleigh: [smiling] They do alleviate global warming.
Speed: [to Eric] She's way too cheerful.
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Speed: [Carrying two heavy boxes.] You were supposed to meet me at the truck...
Eric: I figured you could use the exercise. It's good for you.
Speed: Thank you.
Eric: I figured you could use the exercise. It's good for you.
Speed: Thank you.
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Delko: Got a category-2 hurricane and we get sent out to a traffic incident. What's up with Dispatch?
Speed: They're slammed with thousands of calls, so we take them one at a time till order's been restored.
Delko: I'd hate to see what a category-4 looks like.
Speed: So would Dispatch.
Speed: They're slammed with thousands of calls, so we take them one at a time till order's been restored.
Delko: I'd hate to see what a category-4 looks like.
Speed: So would Dispatch.
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Horatio: ... We also found blood inside your car.
Suspect: [pause] You found blood?
Horatio: Yeah. Your blood. So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.
Suspect: [pause] You found blood?
Horatio: Yeah. Your blood. So either you're a hemophiliac - which I doubt - or you were up to no good on Hurricane Day.
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Ernest Mansfield: [To Horatio.] What are you, a shoe salesman? Shoo, you're boring me!
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John Leary: Like I said, accidents happen.
Horatio: That's quite true, but so... so does murder.
Horatio: That's quite true, but so... so does murder.
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Eric Delko CART scrutineers hand out the pop-up valves...
Tim Speedle[cutting him off] What'd you say?
Eric Delko Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
Tim Speedle Well, they might, you shouldn't.
Tim Speedle[cutting him off] What'd you say?
Eric Delko Scrutineers. That's what CART calls their tech inspectors.
Tim Speedle Well, they might, you shouldn't.
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Horatio: Killer just made his second mistake.
Yelina: What was his first?
Horatio: His first mistake was murder.
Yelina: What was his first?
Horatio: His first mistake was murder.
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Horatio: [To Bob Keaton] The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.
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Horatio: You know what that is, Susie?
Susie: An antenna?
Horatio: That...is a gun barrel.
Susie: An antenna?
Horatio: That...is a gun barrel.
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Horatio: [To Eric about helping Frank] In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.
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Alexx: An unplanned child.
Horatio: The child may have been unplanned, Alexx...but the murder wasn't.
Horatio: The child may have been unplanned, Alexx...but the murder wasn't.
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Suspect: She took my job away, took my family. That bitch left me with nothing!
Horatio: She left you with a motive to kill her.
Horatio: She left you with a motive to kill her.
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Calleigh: I heard about our shark girl. Is this her?
Alexx: Shot, then eaten. That's a bad day in anyone's book, honey.
Alexx: Shot, then eaten. That's a bad day in anyone's book, honey.
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Bruno Gomes: I just set the table, okay? They decide to eat and guess what: that's not my problem!
Speed: Well, guess what? You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!
Speed: Well, guess what? You got a dead girl on your hands, so it is your problem!
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Horatio: Alexx, was she bleeding before the attack?
Alexx: Let's see. [She pulls back the dead woman's clothing.] She was bleeding all right. Entrance wound, shot at close range. The shark must have finished what someone else started.
Horatio: So we have a different kind of shark. [He pauses, stands up, and places on his sunglasses.] The human kind.
Alexx: Let's see. [She pulls back the dead woman's clothing.] She was bleeding all right. Entrance wound, shot at close range. The shark must have finished what someone else started.
Horatio: So we have a different kind of shark. [He pauses, stands up, and places on his sunglasses.] The human kind.
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Speed: She looked him right in the eyes while he was killing her.
Horatio: And he looked back.
Horatio: And he looked back.
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[About different types of acrylic nails.]
Speed: All right, I should have known that.
Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.
Speed: All right, I should have known that.
Calleigh: Well, I would be scared if you did.
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Rhonda Weber: ...Adrenaline is the purest rush there is. That's what I give people.
Speed: You gave Nikki Wilcox a toe tag.
Speed: You gave Nikki Wilcox a toe tag.
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Speed: So, who was supposed to rescue her?
Rhonda Weber: Her boyfriend, Tommy. The kidnapping was his gift to her.
Yelina: How thoughtful.
Rhonda Weber: Her boyfriend, Tommy. The kidnapping was his gift to her.
Yelina: How thoughtful.
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Horatio: But, Eric, as a rule of thumb, off-duty relationships, no matter how well intended, can be seen as a conflict of interest in court. You understand?
Eric: Yeah. But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?
Horatio: Carefully.
Eric: Yeah. But uh...how do you suggest I walk that line?
Horatio: Carefully.
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