CSI - NY Quotes
Detective Don Flack: Look, I know I sound like an idiot. It was a yellow cab. That's all I've got.
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Brett Dunbar: I don't believe it. You've got a man on the inside.
Stella Bonasera: Mac Taylor. It was one of the gunman's demands. Mac went in through the back door so the press wouldn't see, and in exchange he was able to negotiate the release of one of the hostages.
Brett: And you're worried about him.
Stella: I'm worried sick. Look, Brett, I need your help. No one knows weapons like you do.
Brett: So you've got a victim with one entry wound but with two bullet wounds inside of him.
Stella: Yeah. Basically I'm looking for the impossible.
Brett: A murder weapon that kind fire two rounds near instantaneously without any recoil.
Stella: Don't tease me.
Brett Dunbar: Follow me. (leads her into an arms room and hands her a weapon)
Stella: (fires two shots)
Brett Dunbar: It’s called the Kriss Super V, .45 caliber. Every time you fire, the recoil energy produced is vectored downward into a spring-loaded receiver instead of backward into the shooter’s body.
Stella: Takes the kick right out of kickback.
Brett Dunbar: Hmm. End result? Highly accurate shot each time this bad boy’s fired.
Stella: So how did our gunman get his hands on this kind of cutting-edge technology?
Stella Bonasera: Mac Taylor. It was one of the gunman's demands. Mac went in through the back door so the press wouldn't see, and in exchange he was able to negotiate the release of one of the hostages.
Brett: And you're worried about him.
Stella: I'm worried sick. Look, Brett, I need your help. No one knows weapons like you do.
Brett: So you've got a victim with one entry wound but with two bullet wounds inside of him.
Stella: Yeah. Basically I'm looking for the impossible.
Brett: A murder weapon that kind fire two rounds near instantaneously without any recoil.
Stella: Don't tease me.
Brett Dunbar: Follow me. (leads her into an arms room and hands her a weapon)
Stella: (fires two shots)
Brett Dunbar: It’s called the Kriss Super V, .45 caliber. Every time you fire, the recoil energy produced is vectored downward into a spring-loaded receiver instead of backward into the shooter’s body.
Stella: Takes the kick right out of kickback.
Brett Dunbar: Hmm. End result? Highly accurate shot each time this bad boy’s fired.
Stella: So how did our gunman get his hands on this kind of cutting-edge technology?
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Stella: (outside the bank, about Gunman Joe) This guy's not a shooter. There's something else going on. We need more time.
Richard Jackson: Time is not what you give to a hostagetaker, Detective.
Stella: Thirty minutes. Thirty minutes and then it's your show.
Richard Jackson: All right, thirty, starting now. After that, I'm taking the first steps towards ending this thing.
Richard Jackson: Time is not what you give to a hostagetaker, Detective.
Stella: Thirty minutes. Thirty minutes and then it's your show.
Richard Jackson: All right, thirty, starting now. After that, I'm taking the first steps towards ending this thing.
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Mac: This could have been an accident.
Gunman Joe: No, it wasn't an accident. I'm not gonna let you pin this murder on me.
Mac: Calm down, Joe. No one's doing that.
Gunman Joe: You don't think I know what's going on out there? Your friends are out there trying to figure out a way to get in here without killing a lot of innocent people. They don't give a damn about me. 'Cause they think I'm a murderer. And you know what that means? That means they'll put a bullet in me the first chance they get. That's why I'm not leaving here until you prove that I didn't pull that trigger. And if I'm not leaving, nobody's leaving.
Gunman Joe: No, it wasn't an accident. I'm not gonna let you pin this murder on me.
Mac: Calm down, Joe. No one's doing that.
Gunman Joe: You don't think I know what's going on out there? Your friends are out there trying to figure out a way to get in here without killing a lot of innocent people. They don't give a damn about me. 'Cause they think I'm a murderer. And you know what that means? That means they'll put a bullet in me the first chance they get. That's why I'm not leaving here until you prove that I didn't pull that trigger. And if I'm not leaving, nobody's leaving.
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Stella: (outside the bank) Where’s Mac?
Flack: With the body.
Stella: Oh, you gotta be kidding.
Flack: This ain’t your everyday bank robbery, Stell. This guy made three demands. Unmarked police car, no press and somebody from Crime Scene.
Stella: He wanted one of us?
Flack: He swears he didn’t kill the guy inside and he wants someone in there to prove he’s not a murderer.
Stella: So Mac agreed to meet one of his demands?
Flack: In exchange for a hostage.
Stella: (about Gunman/Joe) Oh, this guy is smart. Now he’s got a cop for insurance.
Flack: With the body.
Stella: Oh, you gotta be kidding.
Flack: This ain’t your everyday bank robbery, Stell. This guy made three demands. Unmarked police car, no press and somebody from Crime Scene.
Stella: He wanted one of us?
Flack: He swears he didn’t kill the guy inside and he wants someone in there to prove he’s not a murderer.
Stella: So Mac agreed to meet one of his demands?
Flack: In exchange for a hostage.
Stella: (about Gunman/Joe) Oh, this guy is smart. Now he’s got a cop for insurance.
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Mac: (to Joe) You're under arrest for the murder of Derek James, Lauren Salinas, kidnapping and attempted murder of a crime scene investigator, armed robbery, grand theft auto, assault and battery. But most of all, for pissing me off.
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Adam: (regading his decision to go to Flack first) I made a choice that I would make again, but I do not mean to disrespect you in any way.
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Lindsay: (about him getting shot and being okay) Divine intervention?
Mac: God's a scientist, Lindsay.
Mac: God's a scientist, Lindsay.
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Lindsay: Dante Gunther and Liza Carpenter have to be connected somehow.
Hawkes: They both died of radioactive thallium poisoning at around the same time. Other than that, I still do not see a connection.
Lindsay: What if they just randomly crossed paths?
Hawkes: Few seconds at a public place, unaware of each other, not knowing that they came into contact with something contaminated? If that's true, how many more people out there have no idea how sick they are?
Hawkes: They both died of radioactive thallium poisoning at around the same time. Other than that, I still do not see a connection.
Lindsay: What if they just randomly crossed paths?
Hawkes: Few seconds at a public place, unaware of each other, not knowing that they came into contact with something contaminated? If that's true, how many more people out there have no idea how sick they are?
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Flack: When did you start hiding behind Buddha?
Lhamo Vadhana: Oh, my transition occurred when I stopped hiding.
Flack: Great. Then you won't mind telling us what you know about these two people.
Lhamo Vadhana: I'm not familiar with these individuals.
Flack: No? 'Cause we're familiar with your tendency to go nuclear. And since these poor folks died of radiation poisoning, and one of them had your address in his pocket.
Lhamo Vadhana: Oh, my transition occurred when I stopped hiding.
Flack: Great. Then you won't mind telling us what you know about these two people.
Lhamo Vadhana: I'm not familiar with these individuals.
Flack: No? 'Cause we're familiar with your tendency to go nuclear. And since these poor folks died of radiation poisoning, and one of them had your address in his pocket.
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Lindsay: (about Sid) His condition will get worse if we don't figure this out fast. Radiation can eat through every organ in your body. There's got to be something we can do.
Mac: There is. Let's get back to the lab and try to figure out what took Liza Carpenter's life before it takes his.
Mac: There is. Let's get back to the lab and try to figure out what took Liza Carpenter's life before it takes his.
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Kenneth Bamford: I paint a lot of girls. Maybe you're interested.
Stella: I'm only interested in finding out what happened to this one.(holding the picture) We didn't pick up significant radioactive trace on you or your studio. Did you make contact with her in any other way?
Kenneth Bamford: (smiling) I like the way you think, but no. She wasn't my type.
Stella: I'm only interested in finding out what happened to this one.(holding the picture) We didn't pick up significant radioactive trace on you or your studio. Did you make contact with her in any other way?
Kenneth Bamford: (smiling) I like the way you think, but no. She wasn't my type.
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Hawkes: How you doing?
Sid: Let's just say I know how a microwaved burrito feels. But I should also say thank you. I owe a great deal of my recovery to you.
Hawkes: Ah, come on, that was nothing. You would have done the same for me.
Sid: As a matter of fact, I would.
Sid: Let's just say I know how a microwaved burrito feels. But I should also say thank you. I owe a great deal of my recovery to you.
Hawkes: Ah, come on, that was nothing. You would have done the same for me.
Sid: As a matter of fact, I would.
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Flack: (sneezes as he and Danny enters a club) Either I'm allergic to half naked women, or there's a cat in here.
Detective Danny Messer: [pointing out a different scantily clad lady walking through the club with a leopard on a leash] There's a cat in here.
Detective Danny Messer: [pointing out a different scantily clad lady walking through the club with a leopard on a leash] There's a cat in here.
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Terrence: (after finding his gun missing) I tried to help that fool and this is what he does.
Danny: No good deed goes unpunished.
Danny: No good deed goes unpunished.
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Detective Mac Taylor: What about the waste tank? The weapon could have been flushed.
Adam Ross: Uh... oh, you want me to process the toilets?
Detective Mac Taylor: You asked for more field work, Adam. [Pats Adam on the shoulder] Get to it.
Adam Ross: Uh... oh... I hate poop.
Adam Ross: Uh... oh, you want me to process the toilets?
Detective Mac Taylor: You asked for more field work, Adam. [Pats Adam on the shoulder] Get to it.
Adam Ross: Uh... oh... I hate poop.
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(as Flack is pushing a life sized silicone doll on a package cart down the sidewalk)
Lindsay Monroe: Wow. Okay. How weird was that? There's no way that one of these could replace a real woman!
Flack: Oh I don't know, Linds. They're not bad looking. Think of all the money your guy could save on dinner.
Lindsay Monroe: (sunddenly upset) A doll?! I mean, I could understand if you dumped me for a real woman but a piece of plastic?! What does she have that I don't have, huh?
Flack: (to sidewalk-cafe customers) Forgive my wife. She's not well. (to Lindsay as the walk) I'm gonna get you for that, Monroe. Big-time.
Lindsay Monroe: Wow. Okay. How weird was that? There's no way that one of these could replace a real woman!
Flack: Oh I don't know, Linds. They're not bad looking. Think of all the money your guy could save on dinner.
Lindsay Monroe: (sunddenly upset) A doll?! I mean, I could understand if you dumped me for a real woman but a piece of plastic?! What does she have that I don't have, huh?
Flack: (to sidewalk-cafe customers) Forgive my wife. She's not well. (to Lindsay as the walk) I'm gonna get you for that, Monroe. Big-time.
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Sinclair: For every NYPD salary we no longer pay, we can hire three new civilians. You do the math, detective. The phrase is: bottom line. Three people for one.
Mac: If lab security is vulnerable, every piece of evidence we process can be called into question. What's the bottom line on that?
Sinclair: I understand your frustration. I get orders from the top, just like you. I don't have to like them, I just have to make them happen.
Mac: If lab security is vulnerable, every piece of evidence we process can be called into question. What's the bottom line on that?
Sinclair: I understand your frustration. I get orders from the top, just like you. I don't have to like them, I just have to make them happen.
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Danny: We're here for your girlfriend.
Trevor Jones: What girlfriend?
Danny: The rubber one.
Flack: (feigning offense) Danny! Silicone.
Danny: Oh yeah, right. Silicone.
Trevor Jones: What girlfriend?
Danny: The rubber one.
Flack: (feigning offense) Danny! Silicone.
Danny: Oh yeah, right. Silicone.
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(during a flashback)
Sutton: I saw the magazine articles on those ruins in Peru. Brilliant discovery, a career maker. It was me, I got you there. I sold you my life, I sold you my reputation, I sold you my career, I sold you my existence!
Henson: (pushes Sutton to the wall) No! It was my hard work that got me there. You gave up on your life, and I took it, and turned it into something you couldn't. I don't owe you anything.
Sutton: I saw the magazine articles on those ruins in Peru. Brilliant discovery, a career maker. It was me, I got you there. I sold you my life, I sold you my reputation, I sold you my career, I sold you my existence!
Henson: (pushes Sutton to the wall) No! It was my hard work that got me there. You gave up on your life, and I took it, and turned it into something you couldn't. I don't owe you anything.
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Stella: Looks like James Sutton fashioned himself a real Indiana Jones.
Mac: Until someone made this his last crusade.
Mac: Until someone made this his last crusade.
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Sutton: That was my life.
Mac: That wasn't your life, this is. And for the next twenty five years, that life is the property of the New York State Department of Corrections.
Mac: That wasn't your life, this is. And for the next twenty five years, that life is the property of the New York State Department of Corrections.
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Adam: (nervously) Was it, um, the paper airplanes? Or-or the-the dancing? It was the dancing wasn't it? I mean I don't-I don't have to dance. And look I know I say "what up" a lot and I'll definitely limit the number of times that I say it but you just need to tell me boss what I need to do and what I don't need to do and I'll do it or I won't do it but you know 'cause this-this is just--
Mac: Adam, Adam. Take a breath.
Mac: Adam, Adam. Take a breath.
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Danny: So the night's not a total bust. But I still have to deal with this (looks over at numerous broken bottles and glasses on the floor). Perp's DNA and fingerprints could be right in front of us.
Angell: It's moments like this that I love that I'm not a lab rat.
Angell: It's moments like this that I love that I'm not a lab rat.
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Jake Donovan: You'll have to excuse the mess, we just had the place fumigated. (sees a roach and puts his briefcase down right on top of it) Clearly, they did a bang up job. But uh, I guess it's just as well, we come from the same species right? What, you don't like lawyer jokes?
Mac: I don't like lawyers.
Mac: I don't like lawyers.
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Danny: Pill popping whack job split with the murder weapon.
Angell: How do you know the person who has it pops pills?
Danny: How do you know he doesn't?
Angell: (holds up the bagged gun) Because he is a she and I am clean as a whistle. Who's got it on me? (hands the bag over)
Danny: Nobody.
Angell: How do you know the person who has it pops pills?
Danny: How do you know he doesn't?
Angell: (holds up the bagged gun) Because he is a she and I am clean as a whistle. Who's got it on me? (hands the bag over)
Danny: Nobody.
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Detective Danny Messer: [Enters Mac's office] Yo, Boss.
Detective Mac Taylor: Danny, what's up?
Detective Danny Messer: I put in for that vacation next month.
Detective Mac Taylor: That's right, the, uh, trip to Costa Rica.
Detective Danny Messer: Yeah, Costa Rica. Well it fell through, so you can put me back on the schedule, alright?
Detective Mac Taylor: Alright, I'll do that. Just let me know when you wanna take the time.
Detective Danny Messer: Alright, thanks.
Detective Mac Taylor: Danny, what's up?
Detective Danny Messer: I put in for that vacation next month.
Detective Mac Taylor: That's right, the, uh, trip to Costa Rica.
Detective Danny Messer: Yeah, Costa Rica. Well it fell through, so you can put me back on the schedule, alright?
Detective Mac Taylor: Alright, I'll do that. Just let me know when you wanna take the time.
Detective Danny Messer: Alright, thanks.
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