CSI - NY Quotes
Hawkes: …Put time of death at least 8 hours ago.
Danny: Actually… [looks at his watch] 10 hours and 13 minutes.
Hawkes: It's impossible to be that exact on ToD.
Danny: You think so, Einstein?
Hawkes: Danny, I'm a certified pathologist. I know so.
Danny: Her coat is damp, I got caught in the rain last night. 20-minute torrential downpour: 8: 45. Only the makeup on the right side of her face is streaked which means she was lying dead here when the rain began.
Hawkes: Showoff.
Danny: Actually… [looks at his watch] 10 hours and 13 minutes.
Hawkes: It's impossible to be that exact on ToD.
Danny: You think so, Einstein?
Hawkes: Danny, I'm a certified pathologist. I know so.
Danny: Her coat is damp, I got caught in the rain last night. 20-minute torrential downpour: 8: 45. Only the makeup on the right side of her face is streaked which means she was lying dead here when the rain began.
Hawkes: Showoff.
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Male tenant: No, I didn't hear anything unusual. What happened?
Flack: A guy was shot down the hall.
Male tenant: Oh..yeah..I heard that.
Flack: Did you call 9-1-1?
Male tenant: No. Why?
Flack: A guy was shot down the hall.
Male tenant: Oh..yeah..I heard that.
Flack: Did you call 9-1-1?
Male tenant: No. Why?
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Female tenant: Do you have any idea what time it is?
Flack: I'm sorry for the disturbance, ma'am, but-
Female tenant: I asked you a question.
Flack: Do I know what time it is? Yes, it's 3 am.
Female tenant: I ought to sue for harrasment.
[Female tenant slams door shut]
Flack: You have a good night now.
Flack: I'm sorry for the disturbance, ma'am, but-
Female tenant: I asked you a question.
Flack: Do I know what time it is? Yes, it's 3 am.
Female tenant: I ought to sue for harrasment.
[Female tenant slams door shut]
Flack: You have a good night now.
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Danny Messer: Adam when you're done with that I got a pair of slacks that I need ironed.
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Kelly Lindgren: This is Joel?
Detective Don Flack: What, you don't recognize him with half his face blown off?
Detective Don Flack: What, you don't recognize him with half his face blown off?
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Detective Don Flack: [knocks on a man's door. A man opens it, standing in his underwear, drunk] Okay... nevermind, you just carry on with your thing...
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[Lindsay is taking off her shoes before heading into a suspect's home]
Danny Messer: You don't have to do that.
Lindsay Monroe: I was taught that, if you show a little respect, you might get more than you came for.
Danny: You be good cop, I'll be bad cop.
Lindsay: I guess you didn't grow up with hardwood floors.
Danny: No, actually, Bronx Marble.
Lindsay: What's that?
Danny: Linoleum.
[Lindsay puts her shoes back on after the talk with the suspect]
Danny: I thought you were going to play good cop.
Lindsay: There's just something about that woman.
Danny Messer: You don't have to do that.
Lindsay Monroe: I was taught that, if you show a little respect, you might get more than you came for.
Danny: You be good cop, I'll be bad cop.
Lindsay: I guess you didn't grow up with hardwood floors.
Danny: No, actually, Bronx Marble.
Lindsay: What's that?
Danny: Linoleum.
[Lindsay puts her shoes back on after the talk with the suspect]
Danny: I thought you were going to play good cop.
Lindsay: There's just something about that woman.
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Danny: You make me nervous Mac, you got that look.
Mac: What look is that?
Danny: The one that says: "We're not quite finished, cancel your plans for the evening."
Mac: What look is that?
Danny: The one that says: "We're not quite finished, cancel your plans for the evening."
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Maka: Never broke an arm off of your GI Joe?
Danny: Yeah, but I did it on purpose, casualty of war.
Danny: Yeah, but I did it on purpose, casualty of war.
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Danny: Miss Drake's been busy. There's more semen samples here than at a fertility clinic.
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Harry: So, it'll probably be around a whole week or so before they can list the apartment on the market?
Flack: Yeah, we usually don't let the realtor show a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting. [Flack leaves to go back to her apartment]
Harry: Well, I just thought I'd ask. And the attitude is unnecessary. [Flack turns and gives him a look]
Flack: Yeah, we usually don't let the realtor show a place until we get the stink of death out of the carpeting. [Flack leaves to go back to her apartment]
Harry: Well, I just thought I'd ask. And the attitude is unnecessary. [Flack turns and gives him a look]
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Detective Stella Bonasera: It's a to-do list for tomorrow. If you're going to kill yourself, why spend time planning to pay bills and do laundry?
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Mac Taylor: It's a simple game. The jam is a two-minute period where each team tries to score points by having their jammer lap members of the opposing team.
Stella Bonasera: You cannot know this.
Mac: Someone took me to a game.
Stella: Nobody would ever take you to a roller derby game. Oh, unless you were on a date.
Mac: It was fun.
Stella: The game or the date?
Stella Bonasera: You cannot know this.
Mac: Someone took me to a game.
Stella: Nobody would ever take you to a roller derby game. Oh, unless you were on a date.
Mac: It was fun.
Stella: The game or the date?
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Polly: My first time as a murder suspect and I don't even get the cop of my choice to bust my cuffs.
Flack: I'll send Detective Taylor your regards.
Polly: I'd like to send him a lot more than my regards.
Flack: I'll send Detective Taylor your regards.
Polly: I'd like to send him a lot more than my regards.
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Stella: You can take the girl out of high school, but you can't take the scars of high school out of the girl.
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Mac: [walks into the lab to see Lindsay testing products from Manhattan Minx's shower room] Do you really need all these
Lindsay: Oh, I thought you said collect everything.
Mac: No, I mean...women. Do you really need all these...products?
Lindsay: You’re asking me? I work in a lab.
Lindsay: Oh, I thought you said collect everything.
Mac: No, I mean...women. Do you really need all these...products?
Lindsay: You’re asking me? I work in a lab.
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Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Apparently, he was some sort of...
Detective Danny Messer: Writer.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Yeah.
Detective Danny Messer: [indicating photographs of the body taken under an ALS light] It was everywhere.
Detective Danny Messer: Writer.
Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Yeah.
Detective Danny Messer: [indicating photographs of the body taken under an ALS light] It was everywhere.
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Detective Stella Bonasera: Someone's trying to kill the whole starting team?
Detective Mac Taylor: That's one way to get more playing time.
Detective Mac Taylor: That's one way to get more playing time.
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Detective Lindsay Monroe: I guess you're one of those, "Do as I say, not as I do," daycare providers.
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[Lindsay and Mac are standing in front of a lube pit at a strip club]:
Mac Taylor: There might be some evidence in there.
Lindsay: Let me know what you find. [Mac gives her a look] I'll go get my boots. [Mac nods]
Mac Taylor: There might be some evidence in there.
Lindsay: Let me know what you find. [Mac gives her a look] I'll go get my boots. [Mac nods]
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Danny Messer: Yeah, I think I saw this on an episode of The Flintstones.
Stella Bonasera: Cute.
Stella Bonasera: Cute.
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Danny Messer: [is trapped in a panic room until somebody can get him out] This is getting better and better, and I'm not spending a week in here with a crazy dead guy trying to figure the code, so do me a favour, call a locksmith.
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Danny Messer: [on panic-room monitor] So you're telling me I'm stuck in this spaceship until tomorrow morning?
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Danny: Hey, crimestopper. Run to Ray's, grab me a slice, extra pepperoni, right? Bring it back. Just fold it up, slide it right through the hole.
Flack: That's no way to treat good pizza, Messer.
Flack: That's no way to treat good pizza, Messer.
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