Curb Your Enthusiasm Quote
Richard Lewis: OK, ten years ago, I was in Paris.
Larry: Forget Paris!
Richard Lewis: OK, well, you stole my outgoing message on my machine.
Larry: What, are you fucking nuts?
Richard Lewis: I came up with that message.
Larry: Are you fucking crazy? I came up with that seven years ago!
Richard Lewis: Bullshit! I came up with it ten years ago!
Larry: Bullshit!? Listen, who are you going to believe? An ex-alcholic? Or a person who's been lucid 24 hours a day his entire life? (Laughing)
Richard Lewis: Just please change it.
Larry: (Still laughing) What? I'm not.
Richard Lewis: Listen, people call me and they call you and they say "Oh well Larry David has the same thing on his machine." It's not Larry David's it's mine! I mean I don't have a wife, my parents are dead. You have a family!
Larry: Oh, oh. He doesn't have a wife and his parents are dead.
Richard Lewis: That's right!
Larry: (fakes crying) He doesn't have a wife and his parents are dead.
Richard Lewis: Just please change it.
Larry: (Continues fake-crying) You're right, I'll change it because you don't have a wife and your parents, your parents. they're dead! They would have been 95 but they're dead!
Larry: Forget Paris!
Richard Lewis: OK, well, you stole my outgoing message on my machine.
Larry: What, are you fucking nuts?
Richard Lewis: I came up with that message.
Larry: Are you fucking crazy? I came up with that seven years ago!
Richard Lewis: Bullshit! I came up with it ten years ago!
Larry: Bullshit!? Listen, who are you going to believe? An ex-alcholic? Or a person who's been lucid 24 hours a day his entire life? (Laughing)
Richard Lewis: Just please change it.
Larry: (Still laughing) What? I'm not.
Richard Lewis: Listen, people call me and they call you and they say "Oh well Larry David has the same thing on his machine." It's not Larry David's it's mine! I mean I don't have a wife, my parents are dead. You have a family!
Larry: Oh, oh. He doesn't have a wife and his parents are dead.
Richard Lewis: That's right!
Larry: (fakes crying) He doesn't have a wife and his parents are dead.
Richard Lewis: Just please change it.
Larry: (Continues fake-crying) You're right, I'll change it because you don't have a wife and your parents, your parents. they're dead! They would have been 95 but they're dead!
TV Show: Curb Your Enthusiasm
