Dad's Army Quote
U-boat Captain: Just to make sure Captain that your behaviour is correct, this old man will march in front of me [puts 'primed' grenade down Jones' trousers with string attached to pin]. One false move from you - and I pull the string!
Jones: Ohhhh.... don't make any false moves Mr Mainwaring, and don't make any real ones either!
U-boat Captain: Seven seconds will be enough for me to get clear, but I don't think it is enough time for the old man to unbutton his tunic.
Frazer: A terrible way to die!
Mainwaring (to the U-boat captain): You unspeakable swine!!
Jones: Ohhhh.... don't make any false moves Mr Mainwaring, and don't make any real ones either!
U-boat Captain: Seven seconds will be enough for me to get clear, but I don't think it is enough time for the old man to unbutton his tunic.
Frazer: A terrible way to die!
Mainwaring (to the U-boat captain): You unspeakable swine!!
TV Show: Dad's Army
