Dagmar's Canteen Quotes
Herself - Host: One thing I want to know about the 2nd Division - is it short division or long division?
Soldier: I don't know.
Herself - Host: Well, I was never very good at figures.
Soldier: [eyeing Dagmar's shapely torso] I don't believe that!
Soldier: I don't know.
Herself - Host: Well, I was never very good at figures.
Soldier: [eyeing Dagmar's shapely torso] I don't believe that!
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Herself - Host: Mr. Amsterdam, I think it's so sweet of you to come over. Have you any experience as a model?
Himself - Sketch Actor: Ahh, yeah! There was one I was out with last night.
Himself - Sketch Actor: Ahh, yeah! There was one I was out with last night.
Movie: Dagmar's Canteen
Himself - Sketch Actor: What did he do? I caught him in the kitchen putting eight pats of butter on one slice of bread! Do you know you could be sent to the guardhouse for that?
Himself - Dancer: Yeah? On what charge?
Himself - Sketch Actor: Impersonating an officer!
Herself - Host: What's wrong with officers? They're almost like people.
Himself - Dancer: Yeah? On what charge?
Himself - Sketch Actor: Impersonating an officer!
Herself - Host: What's wrong with officers? They're almost like people.
Movie: Dagmar's Canteen