Danger Mouse Quotes
Danger Mouse: Don't worry, sir, I'll sort it out. I'll have to do it on my own, mind you, Penfold is reading his paper on cowardice without guild to the Annual Conference of Cowards Anonymous.
Colonel K: [on viewscreen] Where are they holding it?
Danger Mouse: Oh, the usual place.
Colonel K: Ah, the Chicken farm.
Danger Mouse: Yes. Still, it means I'll get the job done quicker, sir. I'll report back in an hour.
Colonel K: [on viewscreen] Where are they holding it?
Danger Mouse: Oh, the usual place.
Colonel K: Ah, the Chicken farm.
Danger Mouse: Yes. Still, it means I'll get the job done quicker, sir. I'll report back in an hour.
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Danger Mouse: Good grief! Three blue demons!
Evil side of Danger Mouse: Yes, you're caught between the devil and the deep blue three.
Danger Mouse: Good grief, these jokes get worse.
Evil side of Danger Mouse: Yes, you're caught between the devil and the deep blue three.
Danger Mouse: Good grief, these jokes get worse.
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Danger Mouse: I can't think what they'll do with 99 bicycle clips. Eh, by the way, have we got 99 bicycle clips?
Penfold: Eh, we've got eh, we've got 3, chief. Do you think that will do?
Danger Mouse: Hardly.
Penfold: Ere, perhaps when they said 'bicycle clip', they met toothbrushes?
Danger Mouse: Yes, may... Penfold, you're pottier than they are!
Penfold: Eh, we've got eh, we've got 3, chief. Do you think that will do?
Danger Mouse: Hardly.
Penfold: Ere, perhaps when they said 'bicycle clip', they met toothbrushes?
Danger Mouse: Yes, may... Penfold, you're pottier than they are!
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Patrol Bird: Excuse me, sir, but is that your care parked on the admiral's epaulets?
Dangermouse: Uh... yes it is, Constable.
Patrol Bird: [Piturbed] "Sergeant" if you don't mind! [Composed now]
Patrol Bird: Would you mind showing me your liscence?
Dangermouse: Yes of course... Sergeant.
Patrol Bird: [Reads liscence] Hmmm... well this here... oh! You're name's "Dangermouse"? Oh... haha... well, ah... [cough]
Patrol Bird: Carry on, sir! I'll keep an eye on the car for you!
Dangermouse: Thank you, Sergeant. [Climbs into Lord Nelson's nose]
Patrol Bird: Thank you, sir! [to himself]
Patrol Bird: Almost made a booboo there, didn't I?
Dangermouse: Uh... yes it is, Constable.
Patrol Bird: [Piturbed] "Sergeant" if you don't mind! [Composed now]
Patrol Bird: Would you mind showing me your liscence?
Dangermouse: Yes of course... Sergeant.
Patrol Bird: [Reads liscence] Hmmm... well this here... oh! You're name's "Dangermouse"? Oh... haha... well, ah... [cough]
Patrol Bird: Carry on, sir! I'll keep an eye on the car for you!
Dangermouse: Thank you, Sergeant. [Climbs into Lord Nelson's nose]
Patrol Bird: Thank you, sir! [to himself]
Patrol Bird: Almost made a booboo there, didn't I?
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Penfold: Cor, DM! There's no sea!
Danger Mouse: Exactly: the sea's where the land was and where the sea was is land.
Penfold: Cor, Chief.
Danger Mouse: What?
Penfold: Can we go to Blackpool?
Danger Mouse: Blackpool, whatever for?
Penfold: 'cause my clockwork paddleboat sank in the boating lake and I would like to get it back.
Danger Mouse: Oh really, Penfold...
Penfold: Ow...
Danger Mouse: It will have rusted away after all these years.
Penfold: It was last week!
Danger Mouse: Exactly: the sea's where the land was and where the sea was is land.
Penfold: Cor, Chief.
Danger Mouse: What?
Penfold: Can we go to Blackpool?
Danger Mouse: Blackpool, whatever for?
Penfold: 'cause my clockwork paddleboat sank in the boating lake and I would like to get it back.
Danger Mouse: Oh really, Penfold...
Penfold: Ow...
Danger Mouse: It will have rusted away after all these years.
Penfold: It was last week!
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Penfold: [DM and Penfold have turned into birds] Sorry sir, I've had it!
Danger Mouse: Nonsense, Penfold. Keep your pecker up!
Penfold: I can't keep my pecker up!
Danger Mouse: Nonsense, Penfold. Keep your pecker up!
Penfold: I can't keep my pecker up!
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[Danger Mouse is being dangled over the snapping jaws of a crocodile]
Penfold: We could have had a weekend in Brighton!
Dangermouse: I do not wish to know that, Penfold!
Penfold: We could have had a weekend in Brighton!
Dangermouse: I do not wish to know that, Penfold!
TV Show: Danger Mouse
[Dangermouse has crashed through a brick wall]
Penfold: Oh, doesn't that hurt, Chief?
Dangermouse: No, didn't feel a thing! [Dangermouse faints]
Penfold: Oh, doesn't that hurt, Chief?
Dangermouse: No, didn't feel a thing! [Dangermouse faints]
TV Show: Danger Mouse
[Dangermouse have just fallen into a deep hole]
Narrator: What's this? Will the Baron have the last laugh? Are our heroes doomed? Can they get to the bottom of this mystery before they reach the bottom? If not, will this show end early?
Narrator: What's this? Will the Baron have the last laugh? Are our heroes doomed? Can they get to the bottom of this mystery before they reach the bottom? If not, will this show end early?
TV Show: Danger Mouse
[Dangermouse, lost in space, stops at an asteroid to ask directions from a guy with a hand for his face]
Dangermouse: Um... excuse me. Could you tell us, where in the universe, we are?
Hand Face: HAHA! Boy, you be in The Party Part!
Dangermouse: [confused] "Party Part"?
Hand Face: "The Party Part of the Universe"! HAHAHAHA!
Dangermouse: "Party Part of the Universe"? Never heard of such rubbish.
Penfold: [a bell rings] Someone's at the door, DM.
Dangermouse: Well see who it is. [pause]
Dangermouse: Well?
Penfold: It's an officer, DM. He gave me this note.
Dangermouse: Well, what does it say?
Penfold: Uh..."You have been fined 99 bicycle clips, go directly to jail, do not collect 200 pounds... who's that naughty boy there?"
Dangermouse: Um... excuse me. Could you tell us, where in the universe, we are?
Hand Face: HAHA! Boy, you be in The Party Part!
Dangermouse: [confused] "Party Part"?
Hand Face: "The Party Part of the Universe"! HAHAHAHA!
Dangermouse: "Party Part of the Universe"? Never heard of such rubbish.
Penfold: [a bell rings] Someone's at the door, DM.
Dangermouse: Well see who it is. [pause]
Dangermouse: Well?
Penfold: It's an officer, DM. He gave me this note.
Dangermouse: Well, what does it say?
Penfold: Uh..."You have been fined 99 bicycle clips, go directly to jail, do not collect 200 pounds... who's that naughty boy there?"
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Narrator: This is Penfold. Codename: The Jigsaw, because when faced with a problem he falls to pieces.
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Patrol Bird: Excuse me, sir, but is that your care parked on the admiral's epaulets?
Dangermouse: Uh... yes it is, Constable.
Patrol Bird: [Piturbed] "Sergeant" if you don't mind! [Composed now]
Patrol Bird: Would you mind showing me your liscence?
Dangermouse: Yes of course... Sergeant.
Patrol Bird: [Reads liscence] Hmmm... well this here... oh! You're name's "Dangermouse"? Oh... haha... well, ah... [cough]
Patrol Bird: Carry on, sir! I'll keep an eye on the car for you!
Dangermouse: Thank you, Sergeant. [Climbs into Lord Nelson's nose]
Patrol Bird: Thank you, sir! [to himself]
Patrol Bird: Almost made a booboo there, didn't I?
TV Show: Danger Mouse