Danny Phantom Quotes
Maddie Hologram: [as Danny's Ghostly Wail wrecks Vlad's lab] Systems, damaged... Going, critical... Losing, coherence... And I never loved you. I loved the Jack program.
Jack Hologram: Vladdie! [puts an arm around the Maddie Hologram, and they kiss]
Jack Hologram: Vladdie! [puts an arm around the Maddie Hologram, and they kiss]
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Dani: [after getting Danny, Sam, and Tucker out of trouble] And the good news is I didn't have to use any energy on your dad. And it's Dani, with an 'i'. And don't worry. You'll see me again. [Flies off]
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Vlad: [To Dani] This is over! [Boooo-merang hits Vlad in the head and falls to the ground. Vlad picks it up] Oh, what stupidity is this?
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Dani: [repeated lines] Do you wanna ask questions? Or do you wanna kick some butt?
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Danny: [determined look] Okay, Fenton...you've looked evil in the face, and defeated it time and again...you can do this! [unfolds a map and looks at it confusedly; traces his finger along the map] We turn left at Skulker's island and right at Walker's jail. Or, is it a left at Walker's jail and a right at Skulker's island...?
Sam: Um, are we ever going home, or are we still playing "Lost in the Ghost Zone"?
Danny: We're not lost! My expertly drawn map tells me exactly where we are. [points] We just hook a u-turn around this swirling vortex of infinite pain, and we're home. Oh, wait, that's a...thumbprint.
Sam: Um, are we ever going home, or are we still playing "Lost in the Ghost Zone"?
Danny: We're not lost! My expertly drawn map tells me exactly where we are. [points] We just hook a u-turn around this swirling vortex of infinite pain, and we're home. Oh, wait, that's a...thumbprint.
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Danny: If we're gonna become a better ghost-fighting team, we need to know the enemy's territory inside and out so we, uh, don't get lost.
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Tucker: Now I've missed my 4: 05 feeding! [clutches at Sam, dramatically] If I don't make it...tell my PDA, I love her. [lays down against Sam] The cell phone meant nothing to me.
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Danny: Good boy, nice boy! [flies out of the way just before Frostbite pounds the ground where he was standing] Lay down! [fires a ghost ray that sends Frostbite flying into the base of a cliff.]
[Stalactites come crashing down, seemingly imprisoning Frostbite.]
Danny: [lands] Very good! Next, we'll work on fetching the paper.
[Stalactites come crashing down, seemingly imprisoning Frostbite.]
Danny: [lands] Very good! Next, we'll work on fetching the paper.
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Frostbite: Thank you! [picks up Danny and hugs him]
Sam: Aww...a boy and his snow monster.
Tucker: Is there a greater love to be found anywhere?
Sam: Aww...a boy and his snow monster.
Tucker: Is there a greater love to be found anywhere?
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Vlad: [channel surfing] Ah, let's see. Shopping with pyschopaths, [changes the channel, screen shows animated Michael Jackson surrounded by cops] embarrassing celebrity arrests...[changes it again; screen goes snowy before depicting the outside of FentonWorks] Ah, illegally spying on the Fenton family, my favorite!
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Billy: Mom, are you sure there are no ghosts under my bed?
Billy's Mom: Of course not, Billy. Remember what President Rosevelt said: "We have nothing to be afraid of but fear itself."
Danny: [Phases through the bed] Actually, it was: "Nothing to FEAR but fear itself."
[Billy and Billy's Mom scream in fright. Danny, Sam and Tucker exit out of the portal before it closes on them.]
Sam: Great, we just scarred a child for life.
Danny: I just wanted to make sure she didn't mess up the one historical quote I actually remember!
Billy's Mom: Of course not, Billy. Remember what President Rosevelt said: "We have nothing to be afraid of but fear itself."
Danny: [Phases through the bed] Actually, it was: "Nothing to FEAR but fear itself."
[Billy and Billy's Mom scream in fright. Danny, Sam and Tucker exit out of the portal before it closes on them.]
Sam: Great, we just scarred a child for life.
Danny: I just wanted to make sure she didn't mess up the one historical quote I actually remember!
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Sam: [being tied to a stake] I'm not a witch! Are you people that paranoid?!...Oh, wait, Salem, 1600's, duh.
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Sam: [on Tucker being forced to eat blood blossoms to help Danny] I'm curious to see how a body that's never eaten any roughage reacts when thirty pounds of it is suddenly introduced.
Tucker: Don't get your hopes up, Sam. We Foleys can handle anything. [unpleasant stomach noises] And we'll talk about it more right after I hit a restroom.
Tucker: Don't get your hopes up, Sam. We Foleys can handle anything. [unpleasant stomach noises] And we'll talk about it more right after I hit a restroom.
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[Four lions are released and corner Danny, Tucker, and Sam.]
Tucker: Now I really have to go to the bathroom!
Tucker: Now I really have to go to the bathroom!
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[Danny and Vlad's battling wrecked a Buddhist temple.]
Warriors: [surround Vlad bearing spears] You have dishonored our priceless treasures! We shall never obey you!
Danny: [looks at a smashed vase] You see what happens when you play ball in the house?
Warriors: [surround Vlad bearing spears] You have dishonored our priceless treasures! We shall never obey you!
Danny: [looks at a smashed vase] You see what happens when you play ball in the house?
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Skulker: My girlfriend thinks I'm a lousy hunter. But hanging your pet on my wall should change her mind.
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Danny: [to Skulker, who is on the head of a giant lake monster] New pet, or is this the girlfriend I've been hearing so much about?
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Jack: [pulls Skulker's true form out of the armor's head] Too small, better throw it back. [tosses Skulker to Danny, who sucks him up into the Fenton Thermos]
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Vortex: Stop the rain?! The weather is my art! I will not just "stop it". Did anyone ask Picasso to stop painting the Mona Lisa?
Vlad: That was DaVinci you dolt!
Vortex: Whatever. Bottom line: the rain stays!
Vlad: That was DaVinci you dolt!
Vortex: Whatever. Bottom line: the rain stays!
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Jack: Nothing like a little bit of spring rain, huh Danny?
Danny: [increditualy] Spring rain?!?! Those are 80 mile winds!
Danny: [increditualy] Spring rain?!?! Those are 80 mile winds!
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Vlad: [getting cold feet after Vortex confronts him] Ahh... I just wanted to introduce a friend of mine. Danny, Vortex. Vortex, Danny. Bye! [and flies away]
Danny: [sarcasticly] My hero.
Danny: [sarcasticly] My hero.
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Tucker: Look on the bright side Danny; until we get back he's going to have to cater to your very whim and desire.
Sam: Yeah, he wouldn't want to make you angry.
(They smirk at Vlad who looks back slightly worried)
Danny: This pleases me.
Sam: Yeah, he wouldn't want to make you angry.
(They smirk at Vlad who looks back slightly worried)
Danny: This pleases me.
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