Danny Phantom Quotes
[Tucker is about to be destroyed in the video game]
Tucker: Danny, I just want you to know... I accidentally killed your gerbil in the 6th grade.
Danny: What?!
Tucker: Danny, I just want you to know... I accidentally killed your gerbil in the 6th grade.
Danny: What?!
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Sam: [about not being able to play video games] Why? Because I'm a girl? And we girls lack, what? Opposable thumbs? One track minds? Stupid berets?
Tucker: Hey!
Tucker: Hey!
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Technus: So what exactly is the point of this 'skill' contest?
Tucker: To defeat all foes, get to Level 13, and retrieve the 7 Silver Keys to the Apocalypse.
Technus: And what happens after that?
Tucker: Gain ultimate power of the World Wide Web!
Technus: Very well. Then I, Technus, shall use my ghost powers and new-found gaming prowess to win the game and spread my intellect to every machine in the world!! [pause] My... that was a long speech.
Tucker: What? Technus?
Technus: Bingo, booby! Game over!
Tucker: To defeat all foes, get to Level 13, and retrieve the 7 Silver Keys to the Apocalypse.
Technus: And what happens after that?
Tucker: Gain ultimate power of the World Wide Web!
Technus: Very well. Then I, Technus, shall use my ghost powers and new-found gaming prowess to win the game and spread my intellect to every machine in the world!! [pause] My... that was a long speech.
Tucker: What? Technus?
Technus: Bingo, booby! Game over!
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Maddie: Get this straight, Danny. You're a Fenton. Fentons get "A"s, or in your father's case, "B" minuses.
Jack: [looking proud] Solid "B" minuses!
Maddie: Until you retake that test and pass it with flying colors, we are FORBIDDING access to all electronic devices.
Danny: [cell phone rings] It's Tucker.
Jack: [snatches Danny's phone] He's BUSY! [crushes Danny's phone]
Jack: [looking proud] Solid "B" minuses!
Maddie: Until you retake that test and pass it with flying colors, we are FORBIDDING access to all electronic devices.
Danny: [cell phone rings] It's Tucker.
Jack: [snatches Danny's phone] He's BUSY! [crushes Danny's phone]
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Lancer: [shows Danny the picture of his "sister"] Now's the best time to say, "Gosh Mr. Lancer, I never realized being a teacher was so difficult."
Danny: I'm fourteen... I don't really care...
Danny: I'm fourteen... I don't really care...
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Lancer: [picks up the picture of his "sister"] Ah, the old "I don't get to see my sister" speech gets 'em every time. Why don't they ever realize that's me in a dress?
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[Danny rushes in with his test that he received an A-minus on]
Danny: [quickly] Hello! Not an idiot! See ya!
Jack: [holds Danny's crushed cellphone in hand] I should give him his phone back...
Danny: [quickly] Hello! Not an idiot! See ya!
Jack: [holds Danny's crushed cellphone in hand] I should give him his phone back...
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Concessions Kid: [gasps] I know you. You're Bad Luck Tuck!
Tucker: And you're Minimum Wage Stan, but you don't hear me broadcasting it.
Tucker: And you're Minimum Wage Stan, but you don't hear me broadcasting it.
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Maddie: [to Danny, in a serious tone] Were you spying on them?
Danny: All right, all right! I was spying on Jazz and I'm really...
Jack: [whispers] Good job.
Maddie: Yeah, way to go, Danny. And if you see Jazz with that hooligan again, you let us know.
Jack and Maddie: [loudly] And don't do it again!
Jack: [whispers] But seriously, feel free to do it again.
Danny: All right, all right! I was spying on Jazz and I'm really...
Jack: [whispers] Good job.
Maddie: Yeah, way to go, Danny. And if you see Jazz with that hooligan again, you let us know.
Jack and Maddie: [loudly] And don't do it again!
Jack: [whispers] But seriously, feel free to do it again.
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Jack: [about Johnny] He's on the run!
Maddie: And I've got the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. Let's get him!
Jack: Sweetie, that's just a regular bat.
Maddie: Yep, but it's a bat with the word 'Fenton' on it. [jumps out the door]
Jack: Man, that's hot!
Maddie: And I've got the Fenton Anti-Creep Stick. Let's get him!
Jack: Sweetie, that's just a regular bat.
Maddie: Yep, but it's a bat with the word 'Fenton' on it. [jumps out the door]
Jack: Man, that's hot!
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Jack: [to Danny] You decked him? [sadder tone] But we brought the bat... with the word 'Fenton' on it....
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[Bullet and some ghost cops are chasing an escapee from prison.]
Prisoner: You'll never take me alive, coppers!
Bullet: [deadpan] You're a ghost.
Prisoner: Well, you'll still never take me!
Prisoner: You'll never take me alive, coppers!
Bullet: [deadpan] You're a ghost.
Prisoner: Well, you'll still never take me!
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Sam: Oh man! I've never seen this many ghosts attacking at once.
Danny: I'm gonna need a bigger thermos.
[One of Walker's crew tackles Danny]
Tucker: And a paramedic.
Danny: I'm gonna need a bigger thermos.
[One of Walker's crew tackles Danny]
Tucker: And a paramedic.
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Sam: A curfew?
Tucker: An escort?
Danny: Okay, who's the idiot security adviser who came up with these lame ideas?
[Jack & Maddie enter the room]
Jack: Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.
Maddie: [On megaphone] You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - [spots Danny in the crowd] hi sweetie! [Danny ducks down and blushes] - could appear out of no where.
Danny: [to Sam & Tucker] Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?
Sam: Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.
Tucker: An escort?
Danny: Okay, who's the idiot security adviser who came up with these lame ideas?
[Jack & Maddie enter the room]
Jack: Fear not, young ones, we're here to make sure this school is prepared for any ghost emergencies.
Maddie: [On megaphone] You must be cautious, at any time one of these ectoplasmic malefactors - [spots Danny in the crowd] hi sweetie! [Danny ducks down and blushes] - could appear out of no where.
Danny: [to Sam & Tucker] Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us?
Sam: Time to sit in the back where nobody can notice us.
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Mr. Lancer: [to Danny; panicky]Bridget Jones's Diary, Fenton! Stop your screaming and get yourself over to the safe area!
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[The trio are eating lunch inside a ghost shield provided by the Fenton RV]
Danny: [After his ghost sense goes off] Here, AGAIN?!
Tucker: But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone. Where could the ghost be?
[The shield explodes and Wulf appears]
Sam: Survey says, behind us.
Danny: [After his ghost sense goes off] Here, AGAIN?!
Tucker: But we're chewing like the wind in an anti-Ghost Zone. Where could the ghost be?
[The shield explodes and Wulf appears]
Sam: Survey says, behind us.
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Sam: [To Tucker] Ask him what Walker's up to.
Tucker: [speaks Esperanto to Wulf]
Wulf: [responds back in Esperanto]
Tucker: [rocks back and forth in a casual manner] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sam: You have no idea what he's talking about.
Tucker: Nope, not a clue.
Tucker: [speaks Esperanto to Wulf]
Wulf: [responds back in Esperanto]
Tucker: [rocks back and forth in a casual manner] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Sam: You have no idea what he's talking about.
Tucker: Nope, not a clue.
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[Sam reaches to touch Wulf's collar. He snarls angrily at her.]
Tucker: He says not to touch that.
Sam: [sarcastically] Really? I must have missed the subtext.
Tucker: He says not to touch that.
Sam: [sarcastically] Really? I must have missed the subtext.
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[Wulf twitches in pain caused by the collar he's wearing]
Tucker: The collar! It's hurting him!
Sam: What did you think it was? A fashion accessory? We have to get it off.
Tucker: The collar! It's hurting him!
Sam: What did you think it was? A fashion accessory? We have to get it off.
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Paulina: [is being overshadowed by a ghost] You can't get away from me!
Danny: Wow, I waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now it's a complete bummer.
Danny: Wow, I waited all puberty for a girl to say that to me, and now it's a complete bummer.
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[Danny's just figured out Walker's plan and been declared Public Enemy #1. Tucker hands him the Fenton Thermos.]
Tucker: You may need this.
Danny: Are you nuts? If I leave this house, I'm dead.
Sam: Danny, you have to do something. If you don't, who will?
Tucker: You may need this.
Danny: Are you nuts? If I leave this house, I'm dead.
Sam: Danny, you have to do something. If you don't, who will?
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[Danny is surrounded by Walker and his goons.]
Walker: [in the mayor's body] Shouldn't you be running?
Danny: [whips out the Fenton Thermos] Shouldn't you?
Walker: [in the mayor's body] Shouldn't you be running?
Danny: [whips out the Fenton Thermos] Shouldn't you?
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[Danny sucks a ghost that had been overshadowing Paulina into the Fenton Thermos]
Paulina: [To Danny] Wait, you saved me? So you're like a friendly ghost?
Danny: Yeah, with some friendly advice; RUN!!
Paulina: [To Danny] Wait, you saved me? So you're like a friendly ghost?
Danny: Yeah, with some friendly advice; RUN!!
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Maddie: [to Danny, about Mayor Montez] Get your hands off our duly elected leader, you odd manifestation of ectoplasmic energy and post-human consciousness!
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Maddie: [to Danny, with Fenton Bazooka to his head, about to shoot] By the authority invested in me by the city of Amity Park, I sentence you back from once you came!
Danny: Oh man, I have got to start paying more attention in these fights.
Maddie: [finds note on Fenton Bazooka, reads it] "Honey, forgot to fully charge Fenton Bazooka. - Jack. P.S.: Can I have a cookie?"
Danny: With that, I bid you a fond farewell. [flies away]
Maddie: [waves fist] You haven't seen the last of me!
Danny: [out of earshot] Duh, I'll see you at dinner.
Danny: Oh man, I have got to start paying more attention in these fights.
Maddie: [finds note on Fenton Bazooka, reads it] "Honey, forgot to fully charge Fenton Bazooka. - Jack. P.S.: Can I have a cookie?"
Danny: With that, I bid you a fond farewell. [flies away]
Maddie: [waves fist] You haven't seen the last of me!
Danny: [out of earshot] Duh, I'll see you at dinner.
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Tucker: [after Dash pulls out his dirty underwear] I don't know what's scarier. The underwear, or the fact he keeps them in his coat.
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Maddie: [reading ghost detector] This ecto-storm is coming from the direction of 917 Maple Street.
Jack: 917 Maple, eh? I could have sworn it was coming from that big spooky house with the big, swirly cloud overhead.
Jack: 917 Maple, eh? I could have sworn it was coming from that big spooky house with the big, swirly cloud overhead.
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Tucker: [thinks Danny is dressed up as Fright Knight] Pretty neat horse though. What's it made of, flaming bed sheets?
Fright Knight: Flaming bed sheets of death!!
Fright Knight: Flaming bed sheets of death!!
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Sam: [reading a spell from a book] To cease the Storm, to end the Fear, the sword must sheath in pumpkin near. Pumpkin near! Danny, you gotta put the sword back in a pumpkin!
Danny: A pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in the room. [short pause] No pumpkins in the room? It's Halloween, what am I, an idiot?
Danny: A pumpkin? There are no pumpkins in the room. [short pause] No pumpkins in the room? It's Halloween, what am I, an idiot?
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[Danny overshadows Tucker]
Danny: Hi I'm Tucker Foley. Don't let the PDA, glasses, and lack of muscle fool you. I'm a stud.
Danny: Hi I'm Tucker Foley. Don't let the PDA, glasses, and lack of muscle fool you. I'm a stud.
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