Danny Phantom Quotes
[after Danny crashes into a wall]
Tucker: [imitating Danny] Hi, I'm Danny Fenton. Don't let the concussion and bruises fool you. I need more practice.
[Danny uses his ghost powers to make Tucker fall through the floor]
Sam: [surprised] Wow, it's quiet in here.
Tucker: [imitating Danny] Hi, I'm Danny Fenton. Don't let the concussion and bruises fool you. I need more practice.
[Danny uses his ghost powers to make Tucker fall through the floor]
Sam: [surprised] Wow, it's quiet in here.
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[Danny attempts to duplicate himself but ends up with two heads]
Tucker: Cool! Now you can eat a Nasty Burger AND fries at the same time!
Tucker: Cool! Now you can eat a Nasty Burger AND fries at the same time!
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Maddie: And Jack? Try not to trash the house while I'm gone.
Jack: [sighs] Suck the house into a parallel dimension ONE TIME, and you just can't let it go, can you?
Jack: [sighs] Suck the house into a parallel dimension ONE TIME, and you just can't let it go, can you?
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Danny: Do you want the truth or one of those little white lies that doesn't hurt your feelings?
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Vlad: Why, Maddie and Danny Fenton.
Maddie and Danny: Vlad Masters?!
Vlad: Oh, what a completely unexpected and totally unplanned surprise. [Pulls gift baskets out of nowhere] Personalized gift baskets? [Maddie runs up and grabs them]
Danny: [suspiciously] You're up to something.
Vlad: Oh, you think? [to a hidden microphone] They're here, kill Jack.
Maddie: What was that?
Vlad: I said... Flapjacks! Mm-hm, pancakes. I have pancakes.
Maddie and Danny: Vlad Masters?!
Vlad: Oh, what a completely unexpected and totally unplanned surprise. [Pulls gift baskets out of nowhere] Personalized gift baskets? [Maddie runs up and grabs them]
Danny: [suspiciously] You're up to something.
Vlad: Oh, you think? [to a hidden microphone] They're here, kill Jack.
Maddie: What was that?
Vlad: I said... Flapjacks! Mm-hm, pancakes. I have pancakes.
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Jack: Note to myself; make a Jazz action figure! [gives an action figure of himself a squeeze]
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Danny: So long, Vlad! And as a lonely single man in your forties, might I suggest Internet dating? Or a cat!!
Vlad: Mark my words Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurned my affections! And I. Will. Not. Get. A. Cat!!
Vlad: Mark my words Maddie, no one says no to Vlad Masters! You will rue the day you spurned my affections! And I. Will. Not. Get. A. Cat!!
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[Jazz is about to go out]
Jack: Careful. Teenage boys are like wild animals.
Jazz: [opens the door and a huge mutant rabbit ghost attacks her] Ahhh!
Jack: [jumps in front of Jazz with the Jack-a-nine Tails] Back off, she's a minor!
Jack: Careful. Teenage boys are like wild animals.
Jazz: [opens the door and a huge mutant rabbit ghost attacks her] Ahhh!
Jack: [jumps in front of Jazz with the Jack-a-nine Tails] Back off, she's a minor!
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Danny: [while Maddie fights the ghost animals] How can she not have a phone in there?
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Danny: Great. At midnight I get my powers back, at 12: 01 the belt zaps me, and at 12: 02 Vlad tries to make-out with my mom. Those are gonna be the worst two minutes of my life.
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Maddie: As much as I hate to say it, I'm afraid we're gonna have to go back to Vlad's.
Danny: But he's my archenemy! ...I mean ...he said all those horrible things about Dad!
Maddie: We both know he's a creep. But he's a creep with a phone and transportation. And pancakes!
Danny: But he's my archenemy! ...I mean ...he said all those horrible things about Dad!
Maddie: We both know he's a creep. But he's a creep with a phone and transportation. And pancakes!
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Vlad: Maddie! Daniel! You've returned to me! Oh, and not a moment too soon.
Maddie: Danny, go somewhere else, while the adults talk.
Danny: Oh, sure. You and Vlad get cozy. If you need me, I'll be over there... barfing.
Maddie: Danny, go somewhere else, while the adults talk.
Danny: Oh, sure. You and Vlad get cozy. If you need me, I'll be over there... barfing.
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Danny: Hey, uh... "Uncle" Vlad?
Vlad: Oh please, Daniel, don't try to butter me up! Especially when your powers are shorted out for another fifteen minutes! You're barely a threat to me with them. Without them, well, I wouldn't need fifteen seconds, would I?
Danny: How can you say that? You think my mom made the decision to come back on her own? We're a family. We both talked about it last night, and I want to stay here with you, too.
Vlad: Really? You don't mean....
Danny: Yes, I do. Come on! Give me a big hug... New Dad!
[Vlad walks over to Danny to hug him, but Danny quickly straps the Fenton Specter Deflector to his waist.]
Vlad: Ah! You little rat! You tricked me! You know what this will mean for you, don't you?
Danny: Oh yeah. [The clock strikes midnight and Danny transforms] A much fairer fight!
Vlad: Oh please, Daniel, don't try to butter me up! Especially when your powers are shorted out for another fifteen minutes! You're barely a threat to me with them. Without them, well, I wouldn't need fifteen seconds, would I?
Danny: How can you say that? You think my mom made the decision to come back on her own? We're a family. We both talked about it last night, and I want to stay here with you, too.
Vlad: Really? You don't mean....
Danny: Yes, I do. Come on! Give me a big hug... New Dad!
[Vlad walks over to Danny to hug him, but Danny quickly straps the Fenton Specter Deflector to his waist.]
Vlad: Ah! You little rat! You tricked me! You know what this will mean for you, don't you?
Danny: Oh yeah. [The clock strikes midnight and Danny transforms] A much fairer fight!
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Danny: "Nice petting zoo Plasmius (Danny says transforming)wheres your lonely guy cat?"
Vlad: "Na, there's that teen wit again." (Pulls out the Plasmius Maximus and zaps Danny)
Danny: "What-what was that?"
Vlad: "Oh, I call it the Plasmius Maximus. It has just short-circuited your powers for the next three hours, that's ,midnight. I tell you this because I have seen your grades and I know your bad at math. These are my latest exsparements, what do you think? Oh that's right, who cares what you think. I will give you five minuets before I send my minions to destroy you. The clocks ticking Danny on you and your father, run."
Danny: *Runs away screaming*
Vlad: (Only after five seconds) "Get him." (the ghosts animals take off after Danny) "Five minuets, five seconds, oh apparently I'm bad at math too."
Vlad: "Na, there's that teen wit again." (Pulls out the Plasmius Maximus and zaps Danny)
Danny: "What-what was that?"
Vlad: "Oh, I call it the Plasmius Maximus. It has just short-circuited your powers for the next three hours, that's ,midnight. I tell you this because I have seen your grades and I know your bad at math. These are my latest exsparements, what do you think? Oh that's right, who cares what you think. I will give you five minuets before I send my minions to destroy you. The clocks ticking Danny on you and your father, run."
Danny: *Runs away screaming*
Vlad: (Only after five seconds) "Get him." (the ghosts animals take off after Danny) "Five minuets, five seconds, oh apparently I'm bad at math too."
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Vlad: [to Maddie] I've been able to forgive Jack for a lot of things. Causing the accident that ruined my life, stealing you, the backwash incident...
Maddie: Whoa, whoa, back up. What was that?
Vlad: Causing the accident that ruined my life?
Maddie: No, no. After that.
Vlad: The backwash incident?
Maddie: [frustrated] No! In. The. Middle!
Vlad: Oh, the "stealing you" part? [sighs] You were always able to see right through me, Maddie.
Maddie: Whoa, whoa, back up. What was that?
Vlad: Causing the accident that ruined my life?
Maddie: No, no. After that.
Vlad: The backwash incident?
Maddie: [frustrated] No! In. The. Middle!
Vlad: Oh, the "stealing you" part? [sighs] You were always able to see right through me, Maddie.
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Jack: [Sees Jazz in her mom's spare Hazmat suit] Jazz? Why, look at you. You're the spitting image of your mother. I always knew this day would come. That why, years ago, I had this made! [Pulls out a hazmat suit identical to his own]
Jazz: [Sarcastically] Nice.
Jack: Uh... Sorry about the size. I always thought you'd be swimming in my end of the gene pool. The end filled with ranch dressing, melted cheese and fudge. LOTS of fudge.
Jazz: [Sarcastically] Nice.
Jack: Uh... Sorry about the size. I always thought you'd be swimming in my end of the gene pool. The end filled with ranch dressing, melted cheese and fudge. LOTS of fudge.
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Danny: Whew, it's hot! Aren't you sweaty, Sam?
Sam: Regular people sweat. Goths, we simmer.
Danny: [sniffs her] I...think you're overcooked.
Sam: Regular people sweat. Goths, we simmer.
Danny: [sniffs her] I...think you're overcooked.
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Danny: So, you think it's cool that I've got these powers?
Paulina: Cool? No. I think it's hot! See ya!
Danny: I'm hot? I'm hot?! I'm hot!!
Dash: [shoots Danny with water gun] That'll cool you off. By the way, this isn't water, if you catch my drift.
Paulina: Cool? No. I think it's hot! See ya!
Danny: I'm hot? I'm hot?! I'm hot!!
Dash: [shoots Danny with water gun] That'll cool you off. By the way, this isn't water, if you catch my drift.
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Danny: [after draining a pool with Johnny 13's shadow in it] Enjoy your trip to the sewers! Oh, and if you see Monday's meatloaf, say "Hi" for me.
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[Johnny 13's shadow has just come out of a school water fountain]
Sam: So that's where the town's sewage goes. [knowing grin] I knew it.
Sam: So that's where the town's sewage goes. [knowing grin] I knew it.
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Tucker: [to Sam, who's looking at Danny and Paulina] You okay?
Sam: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay?! LOOK how HAPPY he is!! [punches a hole in a locker]
Sam: Of course I am! Why would I not be okay?! LOOK how HAPPY he is!! [punches a hole in a locker]
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[A-List guys start laughing at Paulina's terrible bowling skills]
Paulina: I'm so embarrassing myself. Danny, could you be an angel and give me a little invisible help?
Danny: But that's cheating.
[Paulina kisses Danny]
Danny: ...Or creative point scoring! I'll be right back after you strike.
Paulina: I'm so embarrassing myself. Danny, could you be an angel and give me a little invisible help?
Danny: But that's cheating.
[Paulina kisses Danny]
Danny: ...Or creative point scoring! I'll be right back after you strike.
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Sam: [to Kwan] I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm going to a Goth poetry reading tonight. It may not be your kind of thing but...?
Kwan: So...It's like a pity date?
Sam: Not like a date, but plenty of pity.
Kwan: [cheerfully] Aw, sweet!
Kwan: So...It's like a pity date?
Sam: Not like a date, but plenty of pity.
Kwan: [cheerfully] Aw, sweet!
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[Kwan and Sam are at a poetry reading.]
Goth: Darkness... eternal... I wait for your kiss. In the nothing, I see your bleak smile.
Kwan: Oh, cool, me next!
Sam: Oh, no.
Kwan: [on stage] And now, a little poem I like to call, "The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs."
[Everyone in the bookstore stares at him. The scene cuts to the manager throwing Sam and Kwan out.]
Manager: And stay out! [slams the door]
[Sam glares at Kwan, who grins sheepishly.]
Goth: Darkness... eternal... I wait for your kiss. In the nothing, I see your bleak smile.
Kwan: Oh, cool, me next!
Sam: Oh, no.
Kwan: [on stage] And now, a little poem I like to call, "The Fluffy Clouds All Look Like Footballs."
[Everyone in the bookstore stares at him. The scene cuts to the manager throwing Sam and Kwan out.]
Manager: And stay out! [slams the door]
[Sam glares at Kwan, who grins sheepishly.]
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Sam: Danny, I...have a plan on how you can get rid of her, but it's kinda radical.
Paulina: [from a distance in a sing-song voice] Danny! Has anyone seen my Danny?
Danny: [instantly turns invisible] Radical's good. Let's hear it.
Paulina: [from a distance in a sing-song voice] Danny! Has anyone seen my Danny?
Danny: [instantly turns invisible] Radical's good. Let's hear it.
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[Johnny throws fake punches that Danny dodges with ease]
Danny: My turn! [hits Johnny really hard on the nose]
Johnny: [whispering] Hey, I thought this was a pretend fight!
Danny: Then "pretend" that didn't hurt! [punches him again]
Danny: My turn! [hits Johnny really hard on the nose]
Johnny: [whispering] Hey, I thought this was a pretend fight!
Danny: Then "pretend" that didn't hurt! [punches him again]
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Danny: [to Paulina who is no longer overshadowed by Kitty] Do you know who I am, by any chance?
Paulina: Yeah. You're that ghost boy who saved me. Twice, apparently. Inviso-Bill, right?
Danny: [scowls] I need a publicist.
Paulina: Yeah. You're that ghost boy who saved me. Twice, apparently. Inviso-Bill, right?
Danny: [scowls] I need a publicist.
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Danny: [after seeing Paulina kiss a Danny Phantom photo in her locker-shrine] Guys, can you believe that? Paulina's still in love, but with the wrong me!!
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[School bell rings]
Valerie: Later for you, punk!
Danny: I'll be waiting, creep!
[Valerie and Danny both change back into their normal states, run toward the same Health Sciences class, and bump into each other.]
Valerie: Watch it, punk!
Danny: You watch it, creep!
Mrs. Testlaff: Fenton! Gray! Congratulations, you two stragglers are paired up for a special week-long health sciences project. I now pronounce you man, wife, and child.
[Mrs. Testlaff hands Danny the flour sack.]
Danny: I am so not kissing the bride!
Valerie: What makes you think you can?
Valerie: Later for you, punk!
Danny: I'll be waiting, creep!
[Valerie and Danny both change back into their normal states, run toward the same Health Sciences class, and bump into each other.]
Valerie: Watch it, punk!
Danny: You watch it, creep!
Mrs. Testlaff: Fenton! Gray! Congratulations, you two stragglers are paired up for a special week-long health sciences project. I now pronounce you man, wife, and child.
[Mrs. Testlaff hands Danny the flour sack.]
Danny: I am so not kissing the bride!
Valerie: What makes you think you can?
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