Danny Phantom Quotes
[Sam just saved Danny from Terminatra using the Spector Deflector and is helping him out of a fountain]
Danny: Nice save! Although to be fair, I probably wouldn't have needed it if it weren't for you in the first place. [Spector Deflector glows and zaps Danny. He screams and falls back in the fountain.]
Sam: Uh, excuse me? I save your butt, and you're giving me grief?!
Danny: Welcome to my world, remember? [gestures, sarcastically] We should make the menu Recyclo-Vegetarian! We should let the gorilla out. We should sell all of your dad's stuff at a garage sale! [crosses arms]
Sam: Anything else you wanna blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty?!
Danny: Nice save! Although to be fair, I probably wouldn't have needed it if it weren't for you in the first place. [Spector Deflector glows and zaps Danny. He screams and falls back in the fountain.]
Sam: Uh, excuse me? I save your butt, and you're giving me grief?!
Danny: Welcome to my world, remember? [gestures, sarcastically] We should make the menu Recyclo-Vegetarian! We should let the gorilla out. We should sell all of your dad's stuff at a garage sale! [crosses arms]
Sam: Anything else you wanna blame me for? World hunger? The Ice Age? Puberty?!
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Paulina: [after Sam wears pink to get Danny's attention] She surrendered her individuality for a boy! I'm so proud of her!
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Danny: [to Tucker, while watching Sam battle Nightmerica] That might just be the coolest girl on the planet.
Tucker: Or she's nuts. Really, really nuts.
Tucker: Or she's nuts. Really, really nuts.
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[Jack sees Danny kissing Sam]
Danny: [whispers to Sam] I call that a fakeout makeout.
Sam: [blushes] Yeah, I know.
Jack: [to Danny] You're in a lot of trouble, mister! [to Sam] And who the heck are you?
Sam: Uh...I'm Paulina?
Jack: Then Danny Fenton is never, ever, allowed to see you, Paulina. [Sam smiles]
Danny: [whispers to Sam] I call that a fakeout makeout.
Sam: [blushes] Yeah, I know.
Jack: [to Danny] You're in a lot of trouble, mister! [to Sam] And who the heck are you?
Sam: Uh...I'm Paulina?
Jack: Then Danny Fenton is never, ever, allowed to see you, Paulina. [Sam smiles]
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Mr. Lancer: Thousands of meteors will be visible in the skies of Amity Park this Friday. People tend to wish upon these falling stars without realizing that at the speeds they're falling, [dramatically] they could drill through your tiny skulls like they were wet toilet paper.
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Sam: This is bad!
Danny: [unwillingly phasing through the floor] And this is worse! [completely phased through] Hey, why is there a lot of meat down here?
Danny: [unwillingly phasing through the floor] And this is worse! [completely phased through] Hey, why is there a lot of meat down here?
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Danny: I don't understand....
Vlad: What? That I used two fourteen year old pawns to turn a knight and topple a king? It's chess, Daniel. Of course you don't understand. But then, you never really did.
Vlad: What? That I used two fourteen year old pawns to turn a knight and topple a king? It's chess, Daniel. Of course you don't understand. But then, you never really did.
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Sam: Danny, use your ghost ray! You can fire a ghost ray out of your hand!
Danny: [concentrating] Ghost ray, ghost ray... [butt begins to glow green] Well, that can't be right! But it'll have to do! [fires ghost ray out of butt]
Danny: [concentrating] Ghost ray, ghost ray... [butt begins to glow green] Well, that can't be right! But it'll have to do! [fires ghost ray out of butt]
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Tucker: [being chased by a monster truck] Ahhh!!!
[truck turns back to normal]
Tucker: Yes!
[truck disappears]
Tucker: NO!!!
[truck turns back to normal]
Tucker: Yes!
[truck disappears]
Tucker: NO!!!
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Tucker: Oh, man, that was close. [Danny bends over to pick up the thermos] Watch where you're pointing that thing!
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Danny: Phew, what is that smell?
Tucker: This? [shows Danny a spray-can] It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley" by Tucker Foley. [sprays some on himself] It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it.
Danny: Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie.
Tucker: This? [shows Danny a spray-can] It's my new all-over body spray. I made it myself. I call it "Foley" by Tucker Foley. [sprays some on himself] It combines with your natural odor to create a sweet manly scent, that smells different to everyone who sniffs it.
Danny: Tuck, you smell like a sweaty cookie.
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Jack: Why should we trust you?
Dr. Bert Rand: Because I'm with the government and I can audit your taxes if you don't.
Jack: We trust you.
Dr. Bert Rand: Because I'm with the government and I can audit your taxes if you don't.
Jack: We trust you.
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[Tucker catches Jazz.]
Tucker: Yes, I got her, it, whatever!
Jazz: Your fly's open.
Tucker: Yes, I got her, it, whatever!
Jazz: Your fly's open.
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Danny: Sam, are you okay? I heard a scream.
Sam: Yeah, that was me. [about Paulina] You'd scream too if you were stuck in a sleepover with her.
Danny: Actually, I kinda doubt that.
Sam: Yeah, that was me. [about Paulina] You'd scream too if you were stuck in a sleepover with her.
Danny: Actually, I kinda doubt that.
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Danny: You're Spectra's assistant, Bertrand! Bert Rand,Bertrand. How did I miss that?
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Tucker: [from outside the hospital] Spooky hospital. Ghosts guarding the joint. Still, no sign that Danny's in any real danger yet.
Danny: [from inside the hospital] Let me go!
Tucker: Still, technically not a cry for help.
Danny: HELP!!
Tucker: Well, not a cry for me.
Danny: TUCKER!!!
Tucker: Ah, dang.
Danny: [from inside the hospital] Let me go!
Tucker: Still, technically not a cry for help.
Danny: HELP!!
Tucker: Well, not a cry for me.
Danny: TUCKER!!!
Tucker: Ah, dang.
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Tucker: [after spraying the guards with "Foley" and the ghosts fall from disgust] Oh please! You're ghosts! You have any idea what you smell like?
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Danny: [seeing Spectra turn into a walking snot monster] I was going to mention that there's a "you blew it" pun on you somewhere, but I rather not.
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[later, after the above quote]
Spectra: Alright kid, let's boogie.
Danny: See, that was the thing I was trying to avoid with the whole "blew it" comment.
Spectra: Alright kid, let's boogie.
Danny: See, that was the thing I was trying to avoid with the whole "blew it" comment.
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Youngblood: Avast ye bilgerats!...Uh...Bilgerats is right, isn't it?
Parrot: [nods]
Parrot: [nods]
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Danny: Mom, Dad! I really wanna use the emergency op-center to start a radio station!
[silence as Danny looks around and finds no one]
Sam: That's a yes!
[silence as Danny looks around and finds no one]
Sam: That's a yes!
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[after the ghost pirates steal the ghost shield generator]
Youngblood: Fall back, me hearties. We got da...got da...What's the word?
Parrot: Booty.
Youngblood: Ha, you said booty! [laughs]
Youngblood: Fall back, me hearties. We got da...got da...What's the word?
Parrot: Booty.
Youngblood: Ha, you said booty! [laughs]
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[the ghost pirates have kidnapped adults all over Amity personally]
Paulina: Hey, they got my parents!
Dash: Mine too!
Kwan: Cool! Party at Dash's house!
Paulina: Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]
Paulina: Hey, they got my parents!
Dash: Mine too!
Kwan: Cool! Party at Dash's house!
Paulina: Like, what is wrong with you?! [pushes Kwan over]
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Danny: [using a megaphone] Listen up, people! If you want your parents back, you're gonna have to follow my lead.
Dash: Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?
Danny: [sarcastic] You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear.
Dash: [looks away slightly, doesn't respond]
Danny: No takers? Alright then, [raises right arm and fist] who's with me?
[All other students cheer]
Dash: Why should we follow you, Fen-toad?
Danny: [sarcastic] You're right, Dash. Let's follow the other kid who comes from a family of ghost hunters and knows how to work all their gear.
Dash: [looks away slightly, doesn't respond]
Danny: No takers? Alright then, [raises right arm and fist] who's with me?
[All other students cheer]
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Danny: Paulina, you're good with makeup. I need you to disguise Tucker as an adult so he can get aboard the pirate ship and disable it from within.
Paulina: [salutes] Aye aye, Captain! But you still have no shot at me.
Paulina: [salutes] Aye aye, Captain! But you still have no shot at me.
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Star: [cheerleading, while fighting pirates] Ready? Okay! We hate pirates, yes we do! We hate pirates, how 'bout you?
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Dash: [fighting ghost pirates back-to-back with Danny] You're one brave geek, Fenton. When I'm wailing on you tomorrow, I'll be wailing on a hero. But I will be wailing on you.
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[after being freed from Ember's spell which made them exercise]
Jack: Why do I suddenly feel like I have buns of steel?
Maddie: At last!!! I mean, I love you just the way you are. [hugs Jack]
Jazz: Ew.
Jack: Why do I suddenly feel like I have buns of steel?
Maddie: At last!!! I mean, I love you just the way you are. [hugs Jack]
Jazz: Ew.
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Parrot: [attempts and fails to get past the ghost shield] Let me out of here! Let me out!
Youngblood: Actually, it'd be more like, [piratey voice] "Ahoy, matey! I'm marooned on this island."
Parrot: [glares at him] Oh, shut your gob you twit!
Youngblood: Actually, it'd be more like, [piratey voice] "Ahoy, matey! I'm marooned on this island."
Parrot: [glares at him] Oh, shut your gob you twit!
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