Danny Phantom Quotes
Youngblood: [after failing to make the Fenton RV crash] Aw, man, I wanted to see the camper go ka-boom!
Skeleton horse: That didn't sound very cowboy.
Skeleton horse: That didn't sound very cowboy.
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Clockwork: [To Danny, Tucker, and Sam] I sent him back to his own time. Or rather, forward to his own time. You see, to me time moves backward and forward and... Oh, why am I bothering? You're only 14.
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[To Sam, before the rubbles of Fenton Works falls around them in the future]
Tucker: For the record, I blame you.
Tucker: For the record, I blame you.
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Future Box Ghost: Well, well, well. [Danny turns to see the Future Box Ghost] All this time we've planning on how we take the fight to you. And here you are, wrapped up like a present.
Danny: Box Ghost?
Future Box Ghost: Beware...[shoots Danny with a blast of blue energy into Future Ember]
Danny: [after bumping into Future Ember] Ember? You look...
Future Ember: Like I went to seed right after you destroyed my vocal cords WITH THAT GHOSTLY WAIL OF YOURS?!
Danny: I was gonna say 'statuesque,' but uh...[smiles innocently]
Danny: Box Ghost?
Future Box Ghost: Beware...[shoots Danny with a blast of blue energy into Future Ember]
Danny: [after bumping into Future Ember] Ember? You look...
Future Ember: Like I went to seed right after you destroyed my vocal cords WITH THAT GHOSTLY WAIL OF YOURS?!
Danny: I was gonna say 'statuesque,' but uh...[smiles innocently]
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[Dark Danny has revealed his true form to Jazz]
Jazz: You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-Merang wasn't homing in on your ecto-signature. You're not Danny!
Dark Danny: I was, but I grew out of it. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.
Jazz: He'll escape! He'll beat you!
Dark Danny: How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.
Jazz: Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? He's your archenemy?
Dark Danny: [continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D... [blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast] None of the above.
[Jazz faints; Dark Danny transforms into Danny, takes the C.A.T. answers form, and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face]
Dark Danny: Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question is "D"! [evil laugh]
Jazz: You're not Danny. That's why the Booo-Merang wasn't homing in on your ecto-signature. You're not Danny!
Dark Danny: I was, but I grew out of it. The Danny you know is floating helplessly in the Ghost Zone ten years in the future.
Jazz: He'll escape! He'll beat you!
Dark Danny: How? Is the answer: A. the Fenton Portal? Destroyed it. B. the only remaining portal? The one that my idiot cheesehead archenemy has? As soon as I find it, that's going too.
Jazz: Cheesehead? Vlad Masters? He's your archenemy?
Dark Danny: [continues] Is it: C. you? No. You can't stop me from cheating on the C.A.T. and solidifying my future, so it must be D... [blasts Jazz away with a plasma blast] None of the above.
[Jazz faints; Dark Danny transforms into Danny, takes the C.A.T. answers form, and reads the answers. A smile lights up his face]
Dark Danny: Well, what do you know? The answer to the first question is "D"! [evil laugh]
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Danny: [after KOing future versions of his foes with a Ghostly Wail and detransforming] Whoa... [looks at them] My voice is changing... great, [transforms back] now I'm going through Evil Puberty. Everywhere I go my evil future is smacking me in the face! [hit on the back of the head with the Booo-Merang] OWW!
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Jack: Where is he? Where's our son?
Maddie: What have you done to our boy?!
Dark Danny: [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!
Maddie: What?!?
Dark Danny: What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!
Jack: [to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.
Maddie: What have you done to our boy?!
Dark Danny: [laughing] Ha, ha, ha! I am your boy!
Maddie: What?!?
Dark Danny: What kind of parents were you anyway? The world's leading ghost experts, and you couldn't even figure out that your own son was half-ghost!
Jack: [to Maddie] For the record, I blame you.
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[Jazz tries punching Dan, but nothing happens.]
Dark Danny: Nice try, Jazz, but me, my future, I'm inevitable.
Dark Danny: Nice try, Jazz, but me, my future, I'm inevitable.
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Danny: What are you gonna do? Waste me? What happens to you then?
Dark Danny: You don't get it, do ya? I'm still here. I still exist. That means you still turn into me!
Dark Danny: You don't get it, do ya? I'm still here. I still exist. That means you still turn into me!
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Dark Danny: What makes you think you can change my past?
Danny: Because I promised my family!
Dark Danny: Aha ha, ha, ha! Oh, you are such a child! You promised?
Danny: Yes! I...PROMISED!!
[Danny uses his Ghostly Wail on Dark Danny.]
Dark Danny: Oh! That power! Oh, it's not possible! I don't get that power until ten years from now!
Danny: I guess...the future isn't as set in stone as you think it is. [roars again]
Danny: Because I promised my family!
Dark Danny: Aha ha, ha, ha! Oh, you are such a child! You promised?
Danny: Yes! I...PROMISED!!
[Danny uses his Ghostly Wail on Dark Danny.]
Dark Danny: Oh! That power! Oh, it's not possible! I don't get that power until ten years from now!
Danny: I guess...the future isn't as set in stone as you think it is. [roars again]
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Danny: [looking at a giant purple football covering the entrance to the portal] Well, that's Vlad for ya. Subtle as a flying mallet.
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Observant 1: He has the answers to the test.
Observant 2: He's clearly going to cheat.
Observant 1: He has your time medallion.
Observant 2: He has your time medallion.
Clockwork: You said that twice.
Observant 2: He's clearly going to cheat.
Observant 1: He has your time medallion.
Observant 2: He has your time medallion.
Clockwork: You said that twice.
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Clockwork: [while banging Danny up against the bell] I could do this all day, but I have a schedule to keep.
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Dark Danny: [to Tucker and Sam] You know, if I had an ounce of humanity left in me, this would be a very touching little reunion, but of course I surrendered my human half a long time ago.
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Future Vlad: [telling how Dark Danny came into existence] If it's any consolation, they went so quickly. They felt no pain. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for you, Daniel. With nowhere else to go, you came to me, the only person on the planet who could possibly hope to understand your situation. All you wanted was to make the hurt go away. I honored your wishes...no more painful human emotions to drag you down. Sadly, that freed you up to rip the ghost out of me. And when my evil ghost half mixed with yours, my evil side overwhelmed you.
Danny: What happened to my human self?
Future Vlad: Some things, my boy, are better left unsaid. If any good came out of this, it's that ten years without ghost powers made me see what a fool I'd been.
Danny: Maybe that's all anybody needs. A second chance.
Danny: What happened to my human self?
Future Vlad: Some things, my boy, are better left unsaid. If any good came out of this, it's that ten years without ghost powers made me see what a fool I'd been.
Danny: Maybe that's all anybody needs. A second chance.
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Future Valerie: [After Dark Danny's attack] You're from the past, aren't you? I almost forgot how cute you were.
Danny: You thought I was cute? Wow, an older woman likes me.
Danny: You thought I was cute? Wow, an older woman likes me.
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Box Lunch: I am Box Lunch! Daughter of the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady!
Danny: Um, ewww!
Danny: Um, ewww!
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[Danny sits on the steps of Casper High; Jazz comes over to him]
Danny: So how long have you known?
Jazz: About the test? For days, but I'm really proud of you for not cheating.
Danny: Not that. [Danny holds up Jazz's tattered note and torn piece of her headband] Your headband, your note with your handwriting.
Jazz: What that? [chuckles nervously and blushes] I didn't write that. And there must be dozens of headbands.
Danny: [Looking unconvinced] Jazz...
Jazz: Since the Spectra thing. I didn't want to tell you until you wanted to tell me. It's your secret.
Danny: Well, it's our secret now.
[They hug]
Jazz: Don't think this means I'll stop being meddling and overprotective.
Danny: I wouldn't have it any other way.
Danny: So how long have you known?
Jazz: About the test? For days, but I'm really proud of you for not cheating.
Danny: Not that. [Danny holds up Jazz's tattered note and torn piece of her headband] Your headband, your note with your handwriting.
Jazz: What that? [chuckles nervously and blushes] I didn't write that. And there must be dozens of headbands.
Danny: [Looking unconvinced] Jazz...
Jazz: Since the Spectra thing. I didn't want to tell you until you wanted to tell me. It's your secret.
Danny: Well, it's our secret now.
[They hug]
Jazz: Don't think this means I'll stop being meddling and overprotective.
Danny: I wouldn't have it any other way.
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Lance Thunder: [mumbling] Can't believe I quit acting to work in this place. [to newscaster] There's chaos here, Bill. [Ghostly Christmas trees surround him; panicking] Not the face! Not the face!
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Danny: [to the ghosts] I'm trapped in this story. The guy's off his nut.
Skulker: He ought to know better.
Box Ghost: Let's go kick his butt!
Skulker: He ought to know better.
Box Ghost: Let's go kick his butt!
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[Danny shoves an orange into Walker's mouth, hoping to end the ghost fight]
Ghost Writer: [typing] Young Danny thought quickly and picked up an orange. He threw it at Walker who...
[stops typing and thinks]
Ghost Writer: [angry] Aw, crud! Nothing rhymes with orange!
Ghost Writer: [typing] Young Danny thought quickly and picked up an orange. He threw it at Walker who...
[stops typing and thinks]
Ghost Writer: [angry] Aw, crud! Nothing rhymes with orange!
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Dora: Our princess must appeal to the masses, so she shall be chosen by a common boy. Someone average and bland. [as she passes Dash, Kwan, and Mikey, respectively] Too popular... too athletic... too nerdy... [to Tucker] Too-
Tucker: Handsome? Smart? In-telligent?
Dora: Annoying.
Tucker: Handsome? Smart? In-telligent?
Dora: Annoying.
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Danny: And that's when I thought, maybe this is the moral--
In the same way my folks love their old Christmas quarrel,
Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing.
I was so busy whining, I started abusing
The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer.
I'll try to be better come Christmas next year.
Sam: Uh, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?
Tucker: Yeah. Why you talking in rhyhme?
Jazz: Such a dork.
Danny: [Excited] We're not talking in rhyme. We're not talking in rhyme!!
In the same way my folks love their old Christmas quarrel,
Everyone celebrates in the way of their choosing.
I was so busy whining, I started abusing
The ones I loved most and I ruined their cheer.
I'll try to be better come Christmas next year.
Sam: Uh, nice sentiment, but what are you, a greeting card?
Tucker: Yeah. Why you talking in rhyhme?
Jazz: Such a dork.
Danny: [Excited] We're not talking in rhyme. We're not talking in rhyme!!
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[Jazz sees Skulker fly by and panics.]
Danny: Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythm to these things. Ghosts attack, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, and we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty, or some such nonsense.
Jazz: [Jotting down on a memo pad] Attack, banter, kick butt, lesson, got it. [slight pause] So, why is he not attacking?
Danny: What?! [Sees Skulker flying away] No attack? He's ignoring me?!
Danny: Jazz, take it easy. There's a rhythm to these things. Ghosts attack, we exchange witty banter, I kick ghost butt, and we all go home having learned a valuable lesson about honesty, or some such nonsense.
Jazz: [Jotting down on a memo pad] Attack, banter, kick butt, lesson, got it. [slight pause] So, why is he not attacking?
Danny: What?! [Sees Skulker flying away] No attack? He's ignoring me?!
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Jazz: I got you, Crate Creep!
Box Ghost: Crate Creep? I am the Box Ghost! Who are you! [to Danny] No, seriously, who is she?
Box Ghost: Crate Creep? I am the Box Ghost! Who are you! [to Danny] No, seriously, who is she?
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Jazz: [Tries to catch Skulker] You just earned a one-way ticket to Thermos Land, Ghost! [Misses, accidentaly captures Danny] [embarrassed] Think I should work on my banter?
Tucker: Start with your aim.
Tucker: Start with your aim.
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Danny: [Watches Skulker tear through the lab equipment in the basement] And here I thought you weren't hunting me.
Skulker: Where is the Ecto-Converter?
Danny: See, that's more like it. You make demands, I ignore them.
Skulker: Where is the Ecto-Converter?
Danny: See, that's more like it. You make demands, I ignore them.
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