Dark Angel Quotes
Max: So what do you think? Maybe after I betray the woman who trusts me and you grease her and her daughter we could, um... go on a date?
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Logan: Look, maybe we got screwed out of living in a time when we could hang out for the afternoon in a cafe someplace wearing $2,000 wristwatches, planning our next vacation, but the world got a whole lot meaner all of a sudden. It wasn't supposed to, but it did. So now it's back to the law of the jungle, and there are predators and victims.
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Max[voiceover]: Sometimes it seems like it happened to someone else. Like maybe it was a story I heard. The hardest part is not knowing if any of them made it. But if I knew for sure I was the only one left it would be worse. At least now I can make up lives for them... The truth is, they'd just be like me, living on the run, always looking over my shoulder. Hope is for losers. It's a con job people trip behind till they finally get a grip on the cold, hard truth. Still, I hope that they're out there somewhere and that they're okay.
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Max [voiceover]: Kendra was right. I am in heat, or something like that... all because they spiced up that genetic cocktail called "me" with a dash of feline DNA, so I can jump 15 feet of razor wire and take out a 250-pound linebacker with my thumb and index finger, which makes me an awesome killing machine and a hoot at parties. But it also means that three times a year I'm climbing the walls, looking for some action. Thank God, the worst of it is over. If I can just get through the next 12 hours without doing something I'm going to regret.
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Max: It's amazing what happens when you put three dirtbags in a room and money disappears. Tempers flare. Guns are drawn--three dead dirtbags.
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Max: How much about last night do you actually remember?
Eric: Enough to know it's a night I'll never forget.
Eric: Enough to know it's a night I'll never forget.
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Kendra: There's only one word for you and it starts with an "s", ends with a "t", and it's got a "u" and "l" in the middle.
Max: "Sult"?
Kendra: A dyslexic slut at that.
Max: "Sult"?
Kendra: A dyslexic slut at that.
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Eric: I've got to ask... the other night... was it as amazing for you as it was for me?
Max: Eric, you the man!
Max: Eric, you the man!
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Max [voiceover]: Most days, I get by fine. I blend with the crowd. Just another one of the huddled masses yearning to get by unnoticed. Problemo is, I'm not as like them as I'd like to be. I got made, not born, and because it was humans made me, somewhere along the line couple of wires got crossed in my head. Someone botched the job. So some days, that's how I feel - a botched job.
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Normal: Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?
Max: I overslept.
Max: I overslept.
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Guard [to Max]: Let me ask you, how much does a strung-out little skeeze bag tramp like you go for these days?
Break: Ask your wife.
Guard: What'd you say?
Break: Twenty to life. That's what she ought to get, if you ask me.
Break: Ask your wife.
Guard: What'd you say?
Break: Twenty to life. That's what she ought to get, if you ask me.
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Logan: I always knew that underneath that bio-engineered, military issue armor plating there was a beating heart.
Max: Let's not go overboard here. I'm not signing up to join the Logan Cale Brigade for the Defense of Widows, Small Children and Lost Animals.
Logan: You could be field commander.
Max: I think not.
Max: Let's not go overboard here. I'm not signing up to join the Logan Cale Brigade for the Defense of Widows, Small Children and Lost Animals.
Logan: You could be field commander.
Max: I think not.
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Max: So what's for dinner? You gonna feed me or you going just sit there?
Logan: You know... You were much sweeter when you weren't feeling well.
Max: The bitch is back.
Logan: You know... You were much sweeter when you weren't feeling well.
Max: The bitch is back.
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Eyes Only [After staging Alina's abduction]: Are you all right, Alina?
Alina: In my neighborhood this is a date.
Alina: In my neighborhood this is a date.
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Logan: In this short, brutal life, you've got to seize any opportunity you can to celebrate.
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Rafe: You know what, you don’t play so nice with others.
Max: I was home schooled.
Max: I was home schooled.
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Max: How much did Lans pay you to give up your father?
Alina: You’ll never prove anything!
Max: Did you hate him that much or was it just the money?
Alina: It was both, all right? It was both.
(Max grabs at the briefcase, which flies open and all the money inside begins to blow away)
Max: Say goodbye to one of them.
Alina: No! [Grabs a bunch with her hands]
Max: That should just about cover a one-way ticket to Portland. And you always have your hate.
Alina: You’ll never prove anything!
Max: Did you hate him that much or was it just the money?
Alina: It was both, all right? It was both.
(Max grabs at the briefcase, which flies open and all the money inside begins to blow away)
Max: Say goodbye to one of them.
Alina: No! [Grabs a bunch with her hands]
Max: That should just about cover a one-way ticket to Portland. And you always have your hate.
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Normal: I don't want to interrupt your social life with my petty concerns, so why don't we just close down the business and live off the charity of strangers, huh?
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Max : Oh don't tell me you're one of those people, because a raindrop fell in the ocean a million years ago, and a butterfly farted in India, you and I are sitting here drinking a cup of coffee that taste like goat piss.
Sam [aka Zack]: Anything is possible.
Max: Unravel this mystery, grasshopper. What’s the sound of one hand hitting you upside your head, hmm?
Sam [aka Zack]: Anything is possible.
Max: Unravel this mystery, grasshopper. What’s the sound of one hand hitting you upside your head, hmm?
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Max: I never pictured you as the married type. You're more the lone warrior. You know - windmills, armor.
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Max [voiceover]: I don't sleep much, but that's okay. Takes up an awful lot of time, and I can always find something productive to do. Sometimes I think, "What's wrong with all you people, snoring your lives away?" Night is the best part of the whole day.
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Herbal: Let the injustice roll off you like water.
Max: I let Normal screeching roll off me like water. I let cheating boyfriends roll off me like water. I let everything that is wrong and lousy in this world roll off me like water -- but this is my motorcycle.
Max: I let Normal screeching roll off me like water. I let cheating boyfriends roll off me like water. I let everything that is wrong and lousy in this world roll off me like water -- but this is my motorcycle.
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Sam [aka Zack]: Who would I talk to about working here?
Sketchy: Well, if you're smart, no one. But if you're desperate and male prostitution is out of the question talk to that fool. [pointing to Normal]
Sketchy: Well, if you're smart, no one. But if you're desperate and male prostitution is out of the question talk to that fool. [pointing to Normal]
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Normal: [Herbal] was smoking a marijuana cigarette in the men's room.
Sketchy: Herbal Thought happens to be a Rastafarian. Ganja happens to be a sacrament in his religion.
Cindy: It says right there in Genesis: "Thou shalt eat the herb of the fields."
Normal: Listen, if Herbal was nibbling leafy vegetables in the men's room I would give up my life defending his right to do so. But no, that's not the case. He was breaking the law of the land.
Sketchy: Herbal Thought happens to be a Rastafarian. Ganja happens to be a sacrament in his religion.
Cindy: It says right there in Genesis: "Thou shalt eat the herb of the fields."
Normal: Listen, if Herbal was nibbling leafy vegetables in the men's room I would give up my life defending his right to do so. But no, that's not the case. He was breaking the law of the land.
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