Dark Angel Quotes
Cindy: Funny how everything started to fall apart when you canned Herbal.
Normal: Oh, I get it. This is some sort of job slowdown. Ooh! Payback for me trying to operate a drug-free workplace.
Jam Pony Rider: A sacrament-free workplace is more like it.
Normal: Oh, I get it. This is some sort of job slowdown. Ooh! Payback for me trying to operate a drug-free workplace.
Jam Pony Rider: A sacrament-free workplace is more like it.
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Logan: There's some food in the kitchen if you're hungry.
Max: Not really.
Logan: Me neither. What time is it?
Max: Late.
Logan: You can crash here if you want. In the guest room.
Max: Not tired.
Logan: Me neither. Feel like going for a spin in the park?
Max: It's raining.
Logan: I don't mind.
Max: Me neither.
Max: Not really.
Logan: Me neither. What time is it?
Max: Late.
Logan: You can crash here if you want. In the guest room.
Max: Not tired.
Logan: Me neither. Feel like going for a spin in the park?
Max: It's raining.
Logan: I don't mind.
Max: Me neither.
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Max: But you know what really bums my ass out? I had a chance to swipe some towels from the hotel and I totally spaced it.
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Logan: So... that was Lydecker.
Max: Yep, my own private Anti-Christ, up close and personal.
Logan: Shorter than I imagined.
Max: Yep, my own private Anti-Christ, up close and personal.
Logan: Shorter than I imagined.
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Max: I saved his life...
Logan: And here I thought I was special.
Max: He was about to take a bullet in the head. All I had to do was stand there and do nothing, and I could cross Donald Lydecker off my list of things to worry about.
Logan: You didn't exploit tactical advantage over your enemy? He'd be so disappointed if he knew...
Max: How sick is that? But for some reason, I couldn't let it happen. And I have no idea why.
Logan: Life good, murder bad?
Logan: And here I thought I was special.
Max: He was about to take a bullet in the head. All I had to do was stand there and do nothing, and I could cross Donald Lydecker off my list of things to worry about.
Logan: You didn't exploit tactical advantage over your enemy? He'd be so disappointed if he knew...
Max: How sick is that? But for some reason, I couldn't let it happen. And I have no idea why.
Logan: Life good, murder bad?
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Max: You're such a gentleman. [slams the terrorist to the wall] Too bad I'm not a lady.
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Max: Thanks. That's what I don't understand about this whole economic breakdown thing. We have this huge toothpaste shortage but you can buy peppermint oil.
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Max: They're putting you up [at the hotel] during the conference?
Kendra: Not a chance.
Max: Too bad. I was hoping we could score some towels.
Kendra: If I get invited to shower with anyone I'll see what I can do.
Kendra: Not a chance.
Max: Too bad. I was hoping we could score some towels.
Kendra: If I get invited to shower with anyone I'll see what I can do.
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Max [voiceover]: At Manticore, Lydecker used to tell us the same thing: "There are no limits. What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve... With the right training." Only we could still get shot and killed like Eva... starve to death... or drown. I've often wondered why we didn't just turn on him. We were stronger, faster. Any one of us could have snapped his neck before he knew what hit him, but we were too scared and he knew it.
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Normal: Yeah, well, I'd like to take off every June 12, but I don't.
Herbal: What's June 12?
Normal: June 12 is the birthday of my personal hero and perhaps the nation's greatest visionary - George Herbert Walker Bush.
Herbal: What's June 12?
Normal: June 12 is the birthday of my personal hero and perhaps the nation's greatest visionary - George Herbert Walker Bush.
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Logan: Whatever operation [Lydecker's] got going here, he's covering it up pretty good.
Zack: Did you look in the yellow pages under "black helicopter operations"?
Logan: Oh, another Manticore wit.
Zack: Did you look in the yellow pages under "black helicopter operations"?
Logan: Oh, another Manticore wit.
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Lydecker [blindfolded]: You're still so angry. You haven't changed much, have you, Zack?
Max: We'll play "pin the name on the barcode" later.
Max: We'll play "pin the name on the barcode" later.
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Donald: It was the best of you that ran away that night.
Max: Yeah, well, we wanted to start a rock band.
Max: Yeah, well, we wanted to start a rock band.
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Sketchy [about Jam Pony's new uniforms]: Even though people are hungry out there, they will throw food at us if we wear something this bogus.
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Logan [to Zack, about Max]: In case you haven't caught on, this girl is gonna do what she's gonna do no matter what you or anyone else says. So, you've got two choices - back off or pitch in.
Max: What he said.
Max: What he said.
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Herbal: Normal said if I made two more runs before lunch, he going to make me employee of the week.
Sketchy: Oh, that's awful. Normal's really starting to terrify me.
Original Cindy: For real.
Sketchy: If he's allowed to go unchecked, we are a heartbeat away from compulsory urine testing at Jam Pony.
Herbal: What would he be testing for?
Original Cindy: Knowing Normal, probably flavor.
Sketchy: Oh, that's awful. Normal's really starting to terrify me.
Original Cindy: For real.
Sketchy: If he's allowed to go unchecked, we are a heartbeat away from compulsory urine testing at Jam Pony.
Herbal: What would he be testing for?
Original Cindy: Knowing Normal, probably flavor.
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Lydecker: Can I have some water, please?
Max: Fresh out. I'd spit on you, but it'd be a waste of good saliva.
Max: Fresh out. I'd spit on you, but it'd be a waste of good saliva.
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Max: [humming]
Logan: That's the music.
Max: From... the car?
Logan: Right... from the car.
Max: You know, about what happened...
Logan: After the car?
Max: I was real emotional, with all that was going on.
Logan: I know.
Max: It's not like-
Logan: Me neither-
Max: I mean-
Logan: Exactly-
Max: So long as that's clear.
Logan: I'm glad we talked about it.
Max: Me too.
Logan: [nods]
Max: [smiling] See ya.
Logan: Later.
Logan: That's the music.
Max: From... the car?
Logan: Right... from the car.
Max: You know, about what happened...
Logan: After the car?
Max: I was real emotional, with all that was going on.
Logan: I know.
Max: It's not like-
Logan: Me neither-
Max: I mean-
Logan: Exactly-
Max: So long as that's clear.
Logan: I'm glad we talked about it.
Max: Me too.
Logan: [nods]
Max: [smiling] See ya.
Logan: Later.
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Max: Oh, I forgot. No fun for Logan Cale. The world’s coming to an end. Fight the power. Protect the downtrodden. Blah blah, woof woof.
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Sung: You know, I'm getting the sense that you are not a man to be taken lightly. Am I right about that, Mr. Ronald? Are you not a man to be taken lightly?
Normal: Uh... Mmm... Yeah. I mean, no. Uh... Uh, yeah, I most certainly am... not.
Normal: Uh... Mmm... Yeah. I mean, no. Uh... Uh, yeah, I most certainly am... not.
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Logan [after being beaten by Max at chess]: Isn't it against the superhuman code to use your powers to take advantage of we mere mortals?
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Max: Why is it that guys are so task oriented? It's just work, work, work, work, work.
Sketchy: Because otherwise all we'd think about is sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
Sketchy: Because otherwise all we'd think about is sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
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Kendra: Where did you find cold-pressed virgin olive oil from Tuscany in this economy?
Max: I broke into the Italian embassy.
Max: I broke into the Italian embassy.
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Max: Don't hold up the world on my account.
Logan: The world will still be broken in the morning.
Logan: The world will still be broken in the morning.
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Logan: Fine. I'll just reorganize my entire life because some girl wants to cook dinner for me.
Bling: That's kind of how it works. How civilization happened... And she's not some girl.
Logan: Tell me about it.
Bling: That's kind of how it works. How civilization happened... And she's not some girl.
Logan: Tell me about it.
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Max: I hope I can pull this off.
Kendra: Max, you can do this. I've watched you tear down and rebuild a motorcycle in under two hours.
Max: Different skill set.
Kendra: Max, you can do this. I've watched you tear down and rebuild a motorcycle in under two hours.
Max: Different skill set.
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Cindy: So how come you're all macked out like a playa playa?
Normal: The reason it's called a personal life is 'cause it's personal.
[Normal hands a package to Max.]
Normal: Here. Hot run, 930 Iliff. Beat it. Away you go.
Max/Cindy: Booty call.
Normal: The reason it's called a personal life is 'cause it's personal.
[Normal hands a package to Max.]
Normal: Here. Hot run, 930 Iliff. Beat it. Away you go.
Max/Cindy: Booty call.
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Max: Men. They just don't have the mental or emotional capacity to make a real connection.
Kendra: You're better off kicking it with some gorgeous slow-witted stud who you can send on his way.
Max: I'm swearing off the whole gender.
Kendra: I tried that. You will so hate your life.
Kendra: You're better off kicking it with some gorgeous slow-witted stud who you can send on his way.
Max: I'm swearing off the whole gender.
Kendra: I tried that. You will so hate your life.
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