Dark Shadows Quotes
Willie Loomis: [brandishes an axe]You're gonna have to go through me! [Angelique hurls him aside]
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[after having sex]Barnabas Collins: That was a regrettable turn of events.
Angelique Bouchard: You didn't seem to regret it.
Barnabas Collins: Yes. It seems that even in death, I have a weakness for the living flesh... especially yours.
Angelique Bouchard: What a cold way to describe something so hot.
Barnabas Collins: Perhaps. But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again. Please, forgive me.
Angelique Bouchard: You didn't seem to regret it.
Barnabas Collins: Yes. It seems that even in death, I have a weakness for the living flesh... especially yours.
Angelique Bouchard: What a cold way to describe something so hot.
Barnabas Collins: Perhaps. But I cannot succumb to your charms ever again. Please, forgive me.
Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: Balls are demonstration of power. Balls are how the ruling class remains ruling class.
Roger Collins: Exactly what I was saying, this family could use some balls.
Barnabas Collins: Indeed, and the Collin's family have always held the biggest and most wonderful balls.
Roger Collins: Exactly what I was saying, this family could use some balls.
Barnabas Collins: Indeed, and the Collin's family have always held the biggest and most wonderful balls.
Movie: Dark Shadows
Bearded Hippie: You know the best thing about this war? It's so bad, it's gotta be the last one!
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Elizabeth Collins Stoddard: [to Victoria]Welcome to Collinwood. You'll have to imagine us on a better day.
Movie: Dark Shadows
Carolyn Stoddard: You're all stiff and proper and old-fashioned.
Barnabas Collins: And Victoria? Is she not proper?
Carolyn Stoddard: She likes to pretend she's rock'n'roll, but she's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.
Barnabas Collins: Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?
Carolyn Stoddard: The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.
Barnabas Collins: Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun.
Barnabas Collins: And Victoria? Is she not proper?
Carolyn Stoddard: She likes to pretend she's rock'n'roll, but she's a Carpenters kind of chick for sure.
Barnabas Collins: Do you mean to say that she has a penchant for woodworkers?
Carolyn Stoddard: The Carpenters are musicians, stupid.
Barnabas Collins: Ahhh, music... Yes, I'm rather fond of the music of the day. I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover and I'm a sinner. I play my music in the sun.
Movie: Dark Shadows
Barnabas Collins: I do not feel as though I am becoming more human.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Give it some time.
Barnabas Collins: Time, Doctor, I have an unfortunate excess of.
Dr. Julia Hoffman: Give it some time.
Barnabas Collins: Time, Doctor, I have an unfortunate excess of.
Movie: Dark Shadows
Victoria Winters: Hello, my name is Maggie Ev... Hello, my name is Victoria Winters. Please, call me Vicky.
Movie: Dark Shadows