Darkwing Duck Quotes

Darkwing: YEEEEEES! [realizes people are staring at him] We have noooo... bananas...

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Darkwing: Not now, honey, Daddy's talking on Mr. Phone!

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[Darkwing and Launchpad are trying to break their feet out of cement]
Darkwing: On the count of three... I hope this doesn't hurt... JUMP!
[Darkwing and Launchpad jump off a building]
Darkwing: [through teeth] IT...HURT...


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Launchpad: AAAAH! LOBSTER WOMEN!!!

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Little Girl: Look, mommy, a flower! [pulls on Bushroot's head]
Bushroot: Hey! Easy on the foliage, kid!
Mother: AAAAH! A plant monster!
Bushroot: Where?!


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Citizen: Someone shtole my fruitcake!
Darkwing: Hmm... Who would shteal fruitcake?
Launchpad: Beats me. I can never get rid of the stuff!

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Darkwing: [gets smashed by anvil] I should have expected this from a cartoon studio.


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Darkwing: They can't even draw my beak right! Why that beak's big enough to land fighter planes on!


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Thaddeus Rockwell: You see, Mr. Darkwing, I created you.
Darkwing: Oh really? That's sure gonna surprise the heck out of Mom and Dad!


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Darkwing: Megavolt, in this world, I have my own TV show! You're in it too!
Megavolt: [sadly] I know. They always draw my nose wrong.

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Gosalyn: [shoving away a skeleton that tries to kiss her] Get a life!

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Darkwing: [entering an anvil factory] Why couldn't it be a pillow factory, just this once?

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Darkwing: [sadly] He drew on my map.

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Binketh: Hello, strangers! From whence do you hail?
Darkwing: What would you say if I told you we were from 700 years in the future?
Binketh: I would say you were an evil warlock and should be burned at the stake.
Darkwing: [laughs nervously] We're from Sweden.


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Darkwing: Men, a sword!
[Darkwing gets buried in a pile of swords]
Darkwing: [wheezes] Men, a tournequet!

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Darkwing (as Leif Erickson): First of all, I got here first. And second of all, this is America, not India!
Darkwing (as Christopher Columbus): Oh yeah? Then WHY ARE THERE INDIANS?!


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Binky (as an Indian): Look, dear, we're being discovered!

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Megavolt: It would take something really big to save you now!
[Megavolt gets crushed by Columbus's ship]
Megavolt: [weakly] I guess that's big enough...

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Darkwing (as Neil Armstrong): One small step for duck... [notices Megavolt crushed under his rocket] And one reeeeaaally bad day for that guy.


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Gosalyn: [crying] You just treat me like I'm your little baby girl! [storms out of the room]
Darkwing: [quietly] Because you are...

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Darkwing: Freeze, evildoers! Or I will stop you with my- my- [realizes he doesn't have his gas gun] hand.

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[Darkwing and Launchpad's feet are stuck to a conveyor belt and they are headed toward a trash compactor]
Launchpad: [crying] I guess this is the end, DW... I don't know what to say!
Darkwing: [sees a spatula] Spatula!
Launchpad: [sobs and hugs Darkwing] Spatula to you too, old buddy!

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Gosalyn: Forget it, Dad. Who would want to watch you on TV for half an hour?

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