Das Boot Quotes
Captain : Our patrol planes! Where are they? Answer that one, Herr Goering! The British have plenty of them! Talking big is all he's good for, that fat slob.
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[ the Captain and Lieutenant Werner escort Thomsen out of the men's room ]
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen : I... really wanted to screw my brains out. But now, I am in no condition to fuck!
Captain : It's alright!
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen : Sieg Heil!
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen : I... really wanted to screw my brains out. But now, I am in no condition to fuck!
Captain : It's alright!
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen : Sieg Heil!
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Captain : They won't catch us this time! Not this time! They haven't spotted us! No, they're all snoring in their bunks! Or, you know what? They're drinking at the bar, celebrating our sinking! Not yet, my friends. Not yet!
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Captain : Okay, men, now listen. We're going to blow out the water now and see if we can get our rear ends out of the sand. If we make it to the surface, things could still get pretty rough. Traffic's heavy up there. And we have to pray the engines start, so we can get out of this mess. The condition the boat is in, we have got to head straight for La Rochelle. If we make it... it's half a bottle of beer for each! There is one thing on our side; they won't be expecting us. Well men, all set?
The Crew : [ in unison ] Jawohl, Herr Kaleun!
The Crew : [ in unison ] Jawohl, Herr Kaleun!
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Heinrich : Noooo! Second contact closing fast, bearing 076!
Captain : Damn them! Another one!
Captain : Damn them! Another one!
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Captain : Phillip, the old bunch is gone. Look at these new heroes. All wind and smoke. Just big mouths.
Thomsen : Yeah, yeah. They keep together, balls in hand. And the belief in our Führer in their eyes.
Captain : They will know in time.
Thomsen : Yeah, yeah. They keep together, balls in hand. And the belief in our Führer in their eyes.
Captain : They will know in time.
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Captain : Not bad in here, is it? No mail, no telephone. Solid wood paneling. Well-ventilated boat. Free food, too. "Rolling in clover" we are.
Der Leitende : ...Like fresh horse-droppings. They're "Rolling in clover" as well. They have no need to make a living. They're even allowed to smoke.
Der Leitende : ...Like fresh horse-droppings. They're "Rolling in clover" as well. They have no need to make a living. They're even allowed to smoke.
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Pilgrim : Hey, have you got any hairs up your nose?
Frenssen : Why?
Pilgrim : I've got some up my ass. Maybe we can tie them together?
Frenssen : Why?
Pilgrim : I've got some up my ass. Maybe we can tie them together?
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Lt. Werner : Captain?
Captain : I'm sorry.
Lt. Werner : You think it's hopeless now?
Captain : It's been 15 hours. He'll never do it. I'm sorry.
Lt. Werner : They made us all train for this day. "To be fearless and proud and alone. To need no one, just sacrifice. All for the Fatherland." Oh God, all just empty words. It's not the way they said it was, is it? I just want someone to be with. The only thing I feel is afraid.
Captain : I'm sorry.
Lt. Werner : You think it's hopeless now?
Captain : It's been 15 hours. He'll never do it. I'm sorry.
Lt. Werner : They made us all train for this day. "To be fearless and proud and alone. To need no one, just sacrifice. All for the Fatherland." Oh God, all just empty words. It's not the way they said it was, is it? I just want someone to be with. The only thing I feel is afraid.
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Captain of the 'Weser' : So, what's it like down there, in a submarine?
Der Leitende : It's... quiet.
Captain of the 'Weser' : Quiet? Hmm.
Der Leitende : It's... quiet.
Captain of the 'Weser' : Quiet? Hmm.
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[ Werner takes pictures of the watch officers on the conning tower ]
Captain : Take pictures of the crew returning, not putting out to sea.
Lt. Werner : Why?
Captain : They'll have grown beards by then. It would shame the Tommies to see mere boys give them Hell. Baby faces. Ones that should still suck mama's breast. [ pause ]
Captain : I feel ancient around these kids, like I'm on some Children's Crusade.
Captain : Take pictures of the crew returning, not putting out to sea.
Lt. Werner : Why?
Captain : They'll have grown beards by then. It would shame the Tommies to see mere boys give them Hell. Baby faces. Ones that should still suck mama's breast. [ pause ]
Captain : I feel ancient around these kids, like I'm on some Children's Crusade.
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[ U-96 puts to sea among cheering crowds. Thomsen pulls up in his car ]
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen : Hail and victory and sink 'em all!
Capt. Lt. Philipp Thomsen : Hail and victory and sink 'em all!
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[ Heinrich and two other crewmen carry Kriechbaum to the conning tower ladder ]
Kriechbaum : Thank you, Heinrich.
Heinrich : Don't mention it. Look, the sun's still shining. [ shouting ]
Heinrich : Lift him!
Kriechbaum : Thank you, Heinrich.
Heinrich : Don't mention it. Look, the sun's still shining. [ shouting ]
Heinrich : Lift him!
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[ the Chief Bosun and Werner enter the petty officer's quarters ]
Pilgrim : Morning, Lieutenant.
Chief Bosun : So, the petty officers sleep here. Twelve men. When one's on duty, the other sleeps in his stink. [ Pilgrim and Frenssen laugh ]
Chief Bosun : Yeah. And here is your bunk. Just for you. Our guest.
Pilgrim : [ gives Werner his pouncho ] Here you go, Lieutenant.
Frenssen : [ throws Werner an oxygen mask ] Oh, this is your oxygen mask. Very important.
Pilgrim : Not much good except for calm seas.
Frenssen : It does come in handy when the diesel reaks. [ Chief Bosun and Pilgrim laugh ]
Pilgrim : Or when Frenssen farts! [ Chief Bosun, Pilgrim, and Frenssen laugh harder while Werner has discomfort all over his face ]
Pilgrim : Morning, Lieutenant.
Chief Bosun : So, the petty officers sleep here. Twelve men. When one's on duty, the other sleeps in his stink. [ Pilgrim and Frenssen laugh ]
Chief Bosun : Yeah. And here is your bunk. Just for you. Our guest.
Pilgrim : [ gives Werner his pouncho ] Here you go, Lieutenant.
Frenssen : [ throws Werner an oxygen mask ] Oh, this is your oxygen mask. Very important.
Pilgrim : Not much good except for calm seas.
Frenssen : It does come in handy when the diesel reaks. [ Chief Bosun and Pilgrim laugh ]
Pilgrim : Or when Frenssen farts! [ Chief Bosun, Pilgrim, and Frenssen laugh harder while Werner has discomfort all over his face ]
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[ Chief Bosun enters the torpedo room, which has been dressed up as a red light room ]
Chief Bosun : QUIET IN THIS WHOREHOUSE! [ the crew falls silent ]
Chief Bosun : Bad news, men.
Ario : What's wrong?
Chief Bosun : [ pause ] Schalke lost the game. 5-0. No more chance of making the semi-finals. [ exits ]
Ario : [ throws a can at the bulkhead ] I can't believe this shit!
Chief Bosun : QUIET IN THIS WHOREHOUSE! [ the crew falls silent ]
Chief Bosun : Bad news, men.
Ario : What's wrong?
Chief Bosun : [ pause ] Schalke lost the game. 5-0. No more chance of making the semi-finals. [ exits ]
Ario : [ throws a can at the bulkhead ] I can't believe this shit!
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[ the officers of U-96 enter the Weser's main cabin. The 1WO is the only one with his full dress uniform on ]
Captain of the 'Weser' : [ to 1WO ] Welcome aboard the Weser, Herr Kapitänleutnant. [ 2WO stifles a laugh ]
1st Lieutenant : No, not me. This is the Captain.
Captain of the 'Weser' : [ to the Captain ] Ah. My apologies.
Captain of the 'Weser' : [ to 1WO ] Welcome aboard the Weser, Herr Kapitänleutnant. [ 2WO stifles a laugh ]
1st Lieutenant : No, not me. This is the Captain.
Captain of the 'Weser' : [ to the Captain ] Ah. My apologies.
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Johann : Captain, I wish to apologize.
Captain : You can't just apologize, Johann. You left your battle station at a critical moment. Also, you disobeyed my command.
Johann : Will I be court-martialed?
Captain : How many patrols have you done?
Johann : It's my ninth.
Captain : Why you?
Johann : It was a mistake. I didn't... It was... It... All of a sudden... As if... It won't ever happen again, sir. You can depend on it. I swear.
Captain : It's all right, Johann.
Johann : No court-martial?
Captain : [ nods ] Get some sleep. [ Johann exits. The Captain adds "Decision, return to La Rochelle" to the log book ]
Captain : You can't just apologize, Johann. You left your battle station at a critical moment. Also, you disobeyed my command.
Johann : Will I be court-martialed?
Captain : How many patrols have you done?
Johann : It's my ninth.
Captain : Why you?
Johann : It was a mistake. I didn't... It was... It... All of a sudden... As if... It won't ever happen again, sir. You can depend on it. I swear.
Captain : It's all right, Johann.
Johann : No court-martial?
Captain : [ nods ] Get some sleep. [ Johann exits. The Captain adds "Decision, return to La Rochelle" to the log book ]
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Kriechbaum : [ to Werner ] The Mediterranean. They're fools. It's perfect prospects for drowning.
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Captain : [ entering the bar with Werner and the LI ] Merkel's boys. They ship out tomorrow, too. Scared fuckers. They need sex as much as the infantry needs alcohol.
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Captain : [ over PA ] Now hear this. We're in pursuit of a convoy being tracked by U-32. Expect contact at 1800 hours. That is all. [ the crew cheers ]
Schwalle : We'll finally be able to get rid of these beauties! They're all ready for blast-off!
Schwalle : We'll finally be able to get rid of these beauties! They're all ready for blast-off!
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[ last lines ] [ La Rochelle is under attack. Werner and the crew take refuge in the U-boat bunker; several of the men are injured ]
1st Lieutenant : Come over here! We need help!
Schwalle : Medic! Medic!
1st Lieutenant : Come over here! We need help!
Schwalle : Medic! Medic!
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2nd Lieutenant : Mildew is good for you. It's the next best thing to fresh lettuce. Be thankful for what grows down here.
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Captain : [ looking at one of the LI's pictures ] Funny. I haven't seen snow in years.
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Lt. Werner : What's going on? Why are we diving?
2nd Lieutenant : Hydrophone check. At sea, even in a storm you can hear more down here than you can see up there.
2nd Lieutenant : Hydrophone check. At sea, even in a storm you can hear more down here than you can see up there.
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[ U-96 is heading towards a nearby convoy contact ]
Captain : [ to Werner ] More than 30 freighters! Berthold better not attack now. It's best to stay close and wait until the other boats arrive. For me, there is nothing finer than a submarine... and sailboats. There are no lines more beautiful than that of a sailboat. I sailed on a three-masted schooner once. Wonderful ship. Roomy. It had holds as big as churches! [ the Captain and Werner laugh ]
Captain : [ to Werner ] More than 30 freighters! Berthold better not attack now. It's best to stay close and wait until the other boats arrive. For me, there is nothing finer than a submarine... and sailboats. There are no lines more beautiful than that of a sailboat. I sailed on a three-masted schooner once. Wonderful ship. Roomy. It had holds as big as churches! [ the Captain and Werner laugh ]
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