Dave the Barbarian Quote

[For the Plundering Test, Dave rings a doorbell and asks if he can steal some jewels.]
Some Kid: [Holding a microphone in a stand-up comedian role.] We're so poor, our bologna doesn't have a first name! Hello!? [Taps microphone.] Has this thing been invented yet? Come on, these are the jokes, people! We're so poor, we can't buy a vowel! So, two guys walk into a barbarian...

TV Show: Dave the Barbarian

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