Dave the Barbarian Quotes
[Candy tells Dave that zit cream never works.]
Dave: Oh no? Well, this is New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon!
Zit: [Gasps.] Not New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon! With the miracle ingredient XV-17, zits don't stand a chance against Zit-B-Gon! Now available in regular or grape!
Dave: Oh no? Well, this is New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon!
Zit: [Gasps.] Not New-and-Improved Zit-B-Gon! With the miracle ingredient XV-17, zits don't stand a chance against Zit-B-Gon! Now available in regular or grape!
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Oswidge: Don't cry, Candy. You're still young. As a teenager, you'll have a lot more chances to fall in love! And if not, at least you'll have a lot more zits!
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[In this episode Dave, Fang, Candy, Oswidge, and Faffy create a band with a donkey.]
Fang: [singing] Donkey chum, donkey chum Yeah, yeah, yeah! Love my donkey or you are dumb! Yeah, donkey chum! [screams]
Fang: [singing] Donkey chum, donkey chum Yeah, yeah, yeah! Love my donkey or you are dumb! Yeah, donkey chum! [screams]
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[Uncle Oswidge invents rock 'n' roll after hearing Fang's version of "Donkey Chum".]
Uncle Oswidge: I'll call it rock 'n' roll. Cause it feels like you're being hit with a rock, and I'm hungry for a roll.
Uncle Oswidge: I'll call it rock 'n' roll. Cause it feels like you're being hit with a rock, and I'm hungry for a roll.
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[Fang explains how she knows how to play the lute.]
Fang: It's a long story. See, there was this bug...
[Fang flashes back.]
Bug: Spare my life and I'll teach you to play the lute.
[Back in the present.]
Fang: Then he taught me the lute. Huh, guess it wasn't that long.
Fang: It's a long story. See, there was this bug...
[Fang flashes back.]
Bug: Spare my life and I'll teach you to play the lute.
[Back in the present.]
Fang: Then he taught me the lute. Huh, guess it wasn't that long.
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[After "Donkey Chum" became a hit Dave writes another song entitled "Pancake Party".]
Dave: Here's a little song I like to call "Pancake Party". [Singing]]If I had a pancake....
I'd eat it with butter!
I'd eat it with syrup!
I'd eat it with a fork!
Oh Pan...
Fang: Let me show you how it's done! [Singing]Pancakes, Pancakes,
Eat 'em with a fork!
Pancakes, pancakes!
Don't be a dork!
Dave: Here's a little song I like to call "Pancake Party". [Singing]]If I had a pancake....
I'd eat it with butter!
I'd eat it with syrup!
I'd eat it with a fork!
Oh Pan...
Fang: Let me show you how it's done! [Singing]Pancakes, Pancakes,
Eat 'em with a fork!
Pancakes, pancakes!
Don't be a dork!
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[After the Ogre's check had been passed from debtor to debtor Dave questions what just happened]
Uncle Oswidge: I think I can explain all that in song... I knew an egg by the name of Steve
Layed by a moo-cow, I believe
Wore pants, suspenders and a tie
And only washed his face on the fifth of July
Steve took a nap in a frying pan and woke up next to sausages!
Uncle Oswidge: I think I can explain all that in song... I knew an egg by the name of Steve
Layed by a moo-cow, I believe
Wore pants, suspenders and a tie
And only washed his face on the fifth of July
Steve took a nap in a frying pan and woke up next to sausages!
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