Days of Our Lives Quotes
[Jan, Mimi and the rat]
Jan: Oh my God, what if it had rabies? What if I get rabies?
Mimi: Uhhh... You're not foaming at the mouth.
Jan: It could have had the headsa virus thing. People die from that!
Mimi: You're not going to die!
Jan: Oh my God, what if it had rabies? What if I get rabies?
Mimi: Uhhh... You're not foaming at the mouth.
Jan: It could have had the headsa virus thing. People die from that!
Mimi: You're not going to die!
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[John and Marlena arguing over Brady, which leads to... ]
John: ...or where you can forget that maybe I made a child with another woman.
Marlena: No - didn't forget that part.
John: ...or where you can forget that maybe I made a child with another woman.
Marlena: No - didn't forget that part.
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[John bails Brady out of jail]
John: You know, maybe what you need is a good old fashioned butt kicking.
Brady: I don't know, sounds like child abuse to me. [pause]
Brady: Officer this man is THREATENING me, I would like to file a complaint.
John: You know, maybe what you need is a good old fashioned butt kicking.
Brady: I don't know, sounds like child abuse to me. [pause]
Brady: Officer this man is THREATENING me, I would like to file a complaint.
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[John explains to Marlena that they are too connected to the serial-killer suspects]
John: Doc, listen. Sami is your daughter. Rex is your son. My son is living in Nicole and Victor's house. Kate is my employee. Lucas is Will's father. Tony is my half-brother and they're all suspects.
John: Doc, listen. Sami is your daughter. Rex is your son. My son is living in Nicole and Victor's house. Kate is my employee. Lucas is Will's father. Tony is my half-brother and they're all suspects.
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[Kate gives Nicole flowers after she just heard the news that Nicole cannot have children]
Kate Roberts: If you put some fresh water in here, plant food, they should last, oh, three or four days - about as long as your relationship with Victor.
Kate Roberts: If you put some fresh water in here, plant food, they should last, oh, three or four days - about as long as your relationship with Victor.
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[Kate seeks refuge on the hospital terrace after fighting with Nicole and runs in to Jack]
Kate: God, that woman makes me want to scream!
Jack: [putting his hands over his ears] Go!
Kate: God, that woman makes me want to scream!
Jack: [putting his hands over his ears] Go!
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[Lucas falls to floor in Maggie's kitchen, drunk from a bar run]
Will Horton: I don't know if you guys have met. Tad, Chad - this is my dad.
Will Horton: I don't know if you guys have met. Tad, Chad - this is my dad.
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[Mimi asks to move in with Jan because she is afraid to live with Chloe]
Jan: My parents are freaks Mim's, they can hardly stand their own kids living with them!
Jan: My parents are freaks Mim's, they can hardly stand their own kids living with them!
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[Nancy admiring Marlena after the first radio show]
Nancy: I have been taking calls from some pretty pathetic people. And Marlena I admire your patience, some of those people, i would just tell them to get a life!
Nancy: I have been taking calls from some pretty pathetic people. And Marlena I admire your patience, some of those people, i would just tell them to get a life!
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[Nancy entering the radio station for the first time]
Nancy: Good afternoon troops! Ugh! You're not going to wear that...
Marlena: Nancy, it's radio, they won't see what we are wearing.
Nancy: I realize that Marlena, but perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the aphorism "You are what you wear". We want cheerful, we want bright, that's my motto!
Nancy: Good afternoon troops! Ugh! You're not going to wear that...
Marlena: Nancy, it's radio, they won't see what we are wearing.
Nancy: I realize that Marlena, but perhaps you should familiarize yourself with the aphorism "You are what you wear". We want cheerful, we want bright, that's my motto!
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[Nancy on her (and Marlena's) fate]
Nancy: Oh Marlena! I see such a big future for myself! Oh! Oh! Oh! and for you too of course!
Marlena: Well, I am sooo glad you have so much faith in... Us.
Nancy: Oh Marlena! I see such a big future for myself! Oh! Oh! Oh! and for you too of course!
Marlena: Well, I am sooo glad you have so much faith in... Us.
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[Nancy on the job]
Nancy: The Doctor Mar... I don't care what you are, you're on the air now!
Marlena: This is Dr. Marlena, how are you?
Nancy: Marlena, you are going to be BIGGER then Frasier Crane!
Nancy: The Doctor Mar... I don't care what you are, you're on the air now!
Marlena: This is Dr. Marlena, how are you?
Nancy: Marlena, you are going to be BIGGER then Frasier Crane!
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[Nancy shares advice on the radio show]
Nancy's Note: NEVER dress up like your daughter!
Marlena: Uhhh... Nancy you are very helpful, but having you put up signs during a broadcast is VERY distracting!
Nancy's Note: NEVER dress up like your daughter!
Marlena: Uhhh... Nancy you are very helpful, but having you put up signs during a broadcast is VERY distracting!
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[Nancy's first encounter with Hattie, who has called into the Dr. Marlena Show]
Nancy: Look we don't take calls from ignorant, abusive people on this show.
Hattie: And who are you calling ignorant?
Nancy: Listening to Dr. Marlena might improve YOUR I.Q.
Hattie: Now you hold it right there sister! You tell that shrink that the Dr. Marlena Show is D.O.A - Dead on Arrival - Dummy on Air - Discontinue or [pause]
Hattie: Alse!
Nancy: Look we don't take calls from ignorant, abusive people on this show.
Hattie: And who are you calling ignorant?
Nancy: Listening to Dr. Marlena might improve YOUR I.Q.
Hattie: Now you hold it right there sister! You tell that shrink that the Dr. Marlena Show is D.O.A - Dead on Arrival - Dummy on Air - Discontinue or [pause]
Hattie: Alse!
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[Nicole has just finished telling Lucas that Eric is stalking her]
Lucas: Oh wait, you know what I should do? I want to give you a number, the guy's a private security investigator at Titan. I want you to call him [Gretta approaches]
Lucas: if Eric continues to stalk you in anyway.
Gretta: Is that what you told him Nicole - that Eric is stalking you? My God how could you lie that way after you came to my house and got down on your knees and begged me to help save your marriage to Lucas. What the Hell is really going on here?
Lucas: Oh wait, you know what I should do? I want to give you a number, the guy's a private security investigator at Titan. I want you to call him [Gretta approaches]
Lucas: if Eric continues to stalk you in anyway.
Gretta: Is that what you told him Nicole - that Eric is stalking you? My God how could you lie that way after you came to my house and got down on your knees and begged me to help save your marriage to Lucas. What the Hell is really going on here?
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[Nicole has just introduced Crystal to Brady]
Nicole: This is Marlena's stepson.
Crystal Chablis: He's Marlena's stepson and your step-grandson? What, is everyone related in this town?
Nicole: This is Marlena's stepson.
Crystal Chablis: He's Marlena's stepson and your step-grandson? What, is everyone related in this town?
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[on Nicole's "poor me" act]
Victor: It didn't work for Anna Nicole and it won't work for Ditzy Nicole.
Victor: It didn't work for Anna Nicole and it won't work for Ditzy Nicole.
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[opening narration]
Dr. Thomas "Tom" Horton Sr.: Like sands through the hourglass... so are the Days of Our Lives.
Dr. Thomas "Tom" Horton Sr.: Like sands through the hourglass... so are the Days of Our Lives.
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[opening sequence: Salem police officer guarding Steve in hospital, doing crossword puzzle]
Policeman: What's a five-letter word for "enigma?"
Steven 'Patch' Johnson: What do I look like, Webster's Unabridged?
Bo Brady: [walking in] Try "Steve."
Policeman: What's a five-letter word for "enigma?"
Steven 'Patch' Johnson: What do I look like, Webster's Unabridged?
Bo Brady: [walking in] Try "Steve."
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[Phillip is on his way to make up with Chloe]
Phillip: Just hope this works.
Nicole: Yeah, well, you know if it doesn't, you bring the guitar back and I will beat her over the head with it!
Phillip: It is always good to have a last resort, right?
Phillip: Just hope this works.
Nicole: Yeah, well, you know if it doesn't, you bring the guitar back and I will beat her over the head with it!
Phillip: It is always good to have a last resort, right?
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[Roman suggests that Sami and Will should not visit the penthouse until John has Brady under control]
Roman: It'd not just this one incident; it is not just a couple of beers. You told me yourself Brady has been acting up.
John: Yeah so because he's acting up, your going to tell Sami she can't see her mother? Will can't see his grandmother? It doesn't matter what the Hell they want? Is that what we are talking about?
Roman: First of all, they can see each other some place else, all right? But the fact is Sami is my daughter.
John: I mean God love her, she is a perfect kid, now isn't she?
Roman: Boy, that's nice, that's nice, you say that about the girl you raised the one you tell me that you love like your own.
John: What I am saying is that Eric and Sami were the perfect kids.
Roman: [laughs] And you are saying that's because of you, right? J
John: I'm saying that I didn't have any trouble with them.
Roman: Well good for you John, now about my wife.
John: Oh so this is what this is all about...
Roman: It'd not just this one incident; it is not just a couple of beers. You told me yourself Brady has been acting up.
John: Yeah so because he's acting up, your going to tell Sami she can't see her mother? Will can't see his grandmother? It doesn't matter what the Hell they want? Is that what we are talking about?
Roman: First of all, they can see each other some place else, all right? But the fact is Sami is my daughter.
John: I mean God love her, she is a perfect kid, now isn't she?
Roman: Boy, that's nice, that's nice, you say that about the girl you raised the one you tell me that you love like your own.
John: What I am saying is that Eric and Sami were the perfect kids.
Roman: [laughs] And you are saying that's because of you, right? J
John: I'm saying that I didn't have any trouble with them.
Roman: Well good for you John, now about my wife.
John: Oh so this is what this is all about...
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[Sami Brady is dressed as Marilyn Monroe]
Lucas Roberts: There she is, the star of "How to Blackmail a Millionaire" and "The Seven-Year Bitch".
Lucas Roberts: There she is, the star of "How to Blackmail a Millionaire" and "The Seven-Year Bitch".
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[Sami is venting to a bathroom attendant to feel better]
Sami: I rarely ever have someone to talk to, you know, I'm just - talkin' to myself.
Sami: I rarely ever have someone to talk to, you know, I'm just - talkin' to myself.
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[scene of crash that killed Zack is investigated]
Policeman: Oh yeah - got a real life "Law And Order" investigation goin' on here. Dennis Farina's got nothin' on me.
Policeman: Oh yeah - got a real life "Law And Order" investigation goin' on here. Dennis Farina's got nothin' on me.
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[Shawn fooling around with Belle at Salem Place]
Shawn: Oh no! This is bad! Maybe we could rush, you have a hair out of place. Maybe if we get to the salon in time, they can fit you in for a little touch up. This is really...
Belle: You are impossible.
Shawn: Oh no! This is bad! Maybe we could rush, you have a hair out of place. Maybe if we get to the salon in time, they can fit you in for a little touch up. This is really...
Belle: You are impossible.
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[Shawn tells Mimi that he wants to have all kinds of babies with her]
Bonnie Lockhart: Oh, Shawn, that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard a man say - in front of me.
Bonnie Lockhart: Oh, Shawn, that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard a man say - in front of me.
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[Shawn, Belle and Phillip on Mimi's lot for the first time]
Shawn: Well say something Phil. You like it, you hate it?
Phillip: I don't know man, it's kinda gloomy.
Belle: Oh no! Not you too! This is getting old.
Phillip: I'm serious. It is a sunny hot day, so why's it so dark back here?
Shawn: Seems to be the burning question, isn't it?
Belle: Would you two stop, okay! It's shade! You know how trees create shade by blocking the sun by their many branches and leaves. Even you two nincompoops can grasp that subject!
Shawn: Well say something Phil. You like it, you hate it?
Phillip: I don't know man, it's kinda gloomy.
Belle: Oh no! Not you too! This is getting old.
Phillip: I'm serious. It is a sunny hot day, so why's it so dark back here?
Shawn: Seems to be the burning question, isn't it?
Belle: Would you two stop, okay! It's shade! You know how trees create shade by blocking the sun by their many branches and leaves. Even you two nincompoops can grasp that subject!
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[talking about baby Claire's ailment]
Bonnie Lockhart: Babies can really surprise you. Your father dropped you on your head at least three or four times.
Mimi: That explains a lot.
Bonnie Lockhart: Babies can really surprise you. Your father dropped you on your head at least three or four times.
Mimi: That explains a lot.
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[Tek is accusing Marlena of being the serial killer and is pumping John for information]
Brady: Can someone get a word in edgewise?
Hope: Please do.
Brady: Marlena was poisoned by the killer just like you almost were. I just thought I'd mention that since alibis don't seem to matter much around here.
Brady: Can someone get a word in edgewise?
Hope: Please do.
Brady: Marlena was poisoned by the killer just like you almost were. I just thought I'd mention that since alibis don't seem to matter much around here.
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[they kiss passionately - Gina thinks of John while she kisses him, and for a moment believes he is]
Bo Brady: I know Hope... intimately. And the way you just kissed me. Don't get me wrong, on a scale of 1-10 it was... right up there... but it definitely wasn't Hope.
Hope/Gina: I really think there's something wrong with you, Bo.
Bo Brady: With me.
Hope/Gina: Yes, you, Bo "Everything Better Stay the Same or Else" Brady.
Bo Brady: I know Hope... intimately. And the way you just kissed me. Don't get me wrong, on a scale of 1-10 it was... right up there... but it definitely wasn't Hope.
Hope/Gina: I really think there's something wrong with you, Bo.
Bo Brady: With me.
Hope/Gina: Yes, you, Bo "Everything Better Stay the Same or Else" Brady.
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