Days of Our Lives Quotes
Mimi: I'm not interested in crashing anybody's first date. I'm not going to hold the ring box while you propose to Belle. I'm not going to be in the delivery room when she has your first kid. This threesome, it's officially splitsville.
Shawn Brady: Whoa, whoa! Ring box and delivery room? Are you nuts?
Mimi: Women know the future, okay. Guys don't know diddly.
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Mimi: Wait, I live here! You get out! Go!
Bonnie Lockhart: I am not going anywhere until you get some sense. First of all, you are too young to get married.
Mimi: Oh, so it's okay for you, but not for me.
Bonnie Lockhart: No, it wasn't okay for me. That's what I'm trying to tell you, if you'd just listen!
Mimi: Oh, here we go. Poor bonnie got stuck having to feed three little brats!
Bonnie Lockhart: It was hard work! Don't you let anyone tell you that it's easy, missy, raising kids. It's the hardest work you'll ever do. But I have no regrets in having you, Mimi. You are my pride and joy. You are nothing like me, and you are nothing like your rat-fink father, either! Don't you think I know how ashamed you were of me? Don't you think I know that you just wanted me to disappear? But as crummy as I looked, I always made sure that my little girl had some new clothes to wear for the start of school every September - a new pair of shoes or a brand-new sweater.
Mimi: Want to know what I remember? All the times you forgot to come for me at all. And I'd have to call belle's dad to come pick me up, or I'd just have to walk home by myself.
Bonnie Lockhart: And do you know where I was when I was forgetting all about you? Huh? I'll tell you where I was. I was hustling, working my butt off juggling two jobs because Mr. Wonderful that I married couldn't even hold down one. Does your sexy rexy have a job?
Mimi: Rex is brilliant. He could do anything.
Bonnie Lockhart: Yeah, just what I thought. No job. Some mutant alien who arrives in Salem in a space pod. No, no, no. Mr. Rex dimera Brady whatever the hell his name is, he is not who I have been dreaming of for my little girl all my life!
Mimi: Nice, mom. You're all about the money. You didn't give a damn about the "space pod" when you thought rex was a rich dim
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John: (to Brady) I don't know who the killer is, son. But when I do I swear to you, I will make sure she NEVER kills again.
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Doug Williams: [talking to Hope] Yeah. The old days, you were a teenager, and you were chasing after a bad boy named Bo Brady.
Bo Brady: And I was smart not to let you catch me.
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Julie Williams: Wait. Should we call the police?
Bo Brady: I am the police. I got to check this out.
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Philip Kiriakis: [to Belle] For as long as I've known you, you've had this old soul thing going, all wise and good, taking care of other at the expense of yourself...
Belle Black: Philip, you're making me sound like Yoda.
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Philip Kiriakis: Thanks for letting us fly with you, John.
John Black: Don't thank me. It wasn't my idea.
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Lexie Carver: You know, Sami, if I didn't hate you so much, I'd genuinely feel sorry for you.
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Kate Roberts: [as Lucas confronts her with information given by Daniel] What do you care? What do you care if it's true? Look what they did to you.
Lucas Roberts: Look what you did to me. You turned me into your damn lapdog and you ran my life by remote control. And you watched me marry a woman that was in love with somebody else!
Kate Roberts: [crying] I wanted you to be happy!
Lucas Roberts: Don't you tell me that, don't ever tell me that again! You know what, you don't do anything if it doesn't benefit you! You got Chloe and Daniel back because you wanted to. Everything you do is because of you, everything! [walks off]
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Brady: Nancy? For a minute there, I - I thought I saw...
Nancy Wesley: Chloe?
Brady: Yeah.
Nancy Wesley: I passed a girl earlier that reminded me of her very much, too.
Brady: I admit, I've been feeling Chloe's presence here tonight. So I guess when I saw that girl, I thought I was having a Christmas miracle.
Nancy Wesley: It's understandable. Miracles do happen at Christmas.
Brady: Yeah, well, not for me. Chloe's gone. She's not coming back.
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Brady: Yeah, at least I don't go kissing up to people and thinking I am God's gift to this family and world. I don't pretend I'm perfect Belle. Going around bragging about Charity soft ball games and good grades.
Belle: Yeah, well, at least I'm not a loser.
Brady: Your a phony.
Belle: Your a dooface.
Brady: Airhead.
Belle: Jerk.
Brady: Sell-out!.
Belle: FREAK!
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Bonnie Lockhart: Aah! Aah! Aah!
Mimi: I can't believe - I can't believe you did this to me!
Bonnie Lockhart: No! Aah! Mimi, Mimi, I-it's not like you to be violent.
Mimi: Rex asked for my hand in marriage, and you turned him down. What do you expect me to do, hug you?
Bonnie Lockhart: I want - I want you to be happy more than anything.
Mimi: Bull! You want me to be rich so you can be rich.
Bonnie Lockhart: You can't be happily married if - if you don't know where your next meal's coming from, baby.
Mimi: Excuse me? Excuse me? Bonnie Lockhart is giving marriage tips? You don't know the first thing about being married or being in love.
Bonnie Lockhart: That's right, I don't. I drew the short straw when I married your good-for-nothing father, but I want better for you, baby.
Mimi: Mom... I finally have a guy who loves me, he's good to me... and you're so jealous...
Bonnie Lockhart: Jealous?
Mimi: You could spit.
Bonnie Lockhart: Jealous?
Mimi: Yes. Yes. You try to make it sound like - like everything you do is for me and Patrick and Connor, but it's a big fat lie. You're out for number one, and if that means having to steal from your own kids, then oh, well!
Bonnie Lockhart: I can't believe you think so badly of your own mother.
Mimi: You're not my mother.
Bonnie Lockhart: Yeah, you want to see the stretch marks? Huh?
Mimi: No, I don't want to hear it! I don't want to hear it, not - not the 20... hours of labour, not the 30 pounds you gained. I'm through. I'm through letting you guilt me. I never - I never want to see you again. Leave me alone.
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Larry Welch: The Phoenix won't rise again, but thanks to Stefano Dimera, I will.
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Tony Dimera: [to the escaping hostages on Melaswen] You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
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Billie Reed #3: [to Kate] For once in your life, just be quiet, and mind your own damn business.
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Alice Grayson Horton: [to Marlena, asking about Jennifer, who is sleeping on the couch] How is she? Is my granddaughter going to be all right?
Marlena: Well I hope so. What I said to Maggie is that she needs a big dose of good news about now.
Hope Brady: [Walking in the door with Bo and Jack] Maybe we can help!
Maggie Horton: [everyone gasps] Oh my gosh!
Jack: Jennifer
Jack: [Jennifer slowly opens her eyes] Jennifer
Jennifer Rose Horton Deveraux: Jack?
Jack: Jennifer!
Jennifer Rose Horton Deveraux: [crying] Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! It is you! You came back to me! You're alive!
Jack: Yeah, sorry I'm a little late, but I made it [Bo helps him to the couch]
Jack: with a little help from my friends [He sits on the couch and embraces Jennifer]
Jennifer Rose Horton Deveraux: Oh! Oh! Oh! I can't believe they found you!
Jack: I can't believe you made it yourself!
Jennifer Rose Horton Deveraux: Oh, it feels so good to hold you Jack! I thought I lost you forever.
Jack: I thought I lost you. [they kiss]
Jack: [looking down at Jennifer's belly] Wait a minute, where's the baby? where's the baby? where's the baby? what happened to the baby?
Jennifer Rose Horton Deveraux: Listen to me, the baby, he is... he is fine. He's perfect.
Jack: He's fine? Good. He's fine? [suddenly realizing the baby is a boy]
Jack: He's a he. He's a he. We had a he! We had a he! [everyone laughing]
Jennifer Rose Horton Deveraux: We had a he!
Jack: We had a he! Where is he? I wanna see my boy! We had a he! I had a he!
Jennifer Rose Horton Deveraux: It's time you meet him Jack!
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Abe Carver: Don't blame someone else for setting the trap that you were stupid enough to walk into.
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Belle Black: Do you believe everything a beautiful girl tells you?
Shawn Brady: Well, I believe everything you tell me.
Belle Black: Good answer!
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Belle Black: I see us as the Bo and Hope, or John and Marlena of the new generation.
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Belle Black: Sometimes guys don't think before they open their mouths and end up saying something stupid, which is why our brains have to work overtime.
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Belle Black: Why all of a sudden do I feel like the fourth member of Destiny's Child? [after having a fight with her friends]
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Craig: What's going on?
Chloe: Boys! They're stupid, insensitive and annoying!
Craig: Congratulations! You're becoming perfectly normal.
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Gretta: Nicole first of all you are the most immature coward and secondly if I believed I was ANYthing like you, in ANYway, I would slit my wrist.
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Sami Brady: [opening the door wearing an ugly bathrobe, thinking it's Lucas] Lucas! I hope you don't mind what I'm wearing.
Kate Roberts: What's that? The latest in sexy lingere... I'm sorry, I mean, you would look absolutely adorable even if you were wearing a paper bag, Sami. [trying to keep the peace with Sami for Lucas' sake]
Sami Brady: I don't have time for this, you get your Botox butt and get out of... I mean, thank you, Kate for the sweet and sincere complement!
Kate Roberts: Hmmm, well I was just dropping by to make sure Lucas wasn't... to see if Lucas was here.
Sami Brady: No he's not, thank God!
Kate Roberts: Oh Really?
Sami Brady: Yeah, why don't you try his place. He's probably over there.
Kate Roberts: Yeah, well as long as he's not with you... I mean thank you for your help, I hope you have a really lousy... lovely evening, Sami.
Sami Brady: Well at least I don't have sex for money... oh I mean see ya next time, Kate honey.
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Sami Brady: [to Kate] I have a friend who is keeping an eye on Victor and Nicole for me.
Kate Roberts: You have a friend?
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