Days of Our Lives Quotes
Sami Brady: [to Lexie] I just want to make it clear that Brandon is no longer available to be your knight in shining armor. If you're having problems figuring out your life, watch Dr. Phil.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Sami Brady: Whoa.
Mimi: What are you doing here? Don't you have some rock you can climb under?
Sami Brady: That's not a very nice thing to say, Mimi.
Mimi: I don't have any reason to be nice to you. All this fighting tonight is your fault. You're the reason that Rex got mad at me, and you're the reason that Philip found out about Belle and Shawn being up on the roof together.
Sami Brady: Actually, you have no one to blame but yourself. If you hadn't gotten caught in all your lies, none of this would have happened.
Mimi: Oh, funny, you accusing me of lying when you're Salem's all-time champ.
Sami Brady: Look, Meems, listen up, if I were in your shaky shoes, I'd be a lot nicer to me - a lot nicer. In fact, I'd also be looking over my shoulder, too. Be very, very careful how you treat me, Mimi.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Sami: Haven't we taught you anything, there are crazies out there!
Will Roberts #3: I didn't have to leave Salem to know that.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Sami: If I wasn't so mad at you, I'd have sex on the bar with you. [EJ gives look slightly towards camera, as if he was speechless]
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Rex: Mimi, I just got done talking to Shawn.
Mimi: And I just talked to Belle. But I don't care what they say, I still believe that they belong together.
Rex: You know what? You are going off the deep end here... you are going to have to let this go, okay, Belle is committed to marrying Phillip. And Shawn has told me he's ready to move on with his life so there's nothing else you can do.
Mimi: Don't be so sure.
Rex: Mimi, what are you talking about?
Mimi: What if I said that I could prove to those two that their whole breakup was totally manipulated... that Shawn was brainwashed into thinking he had lost Belle to his best friend.
Rex: Then I'd say you've been watching too much Daytime TV. Stuff like that only happens on... what, what's that show called? What is it, Passions? This is real life Meems, not some soap opera. And you're going to have to accept the reality that some relationships don't work out.
Mimi: I wish everybody would stop saying that. I don't have to accept anything. Shawn and Belle are my best friends and I'm going to prove to them that their love is written in the stars... that they're meant to be together... Just like us. I love you so much Rex, and I'm going to show you and everyone else that it's all going to work out... you'll see.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
EJ Wells: [to Kate, about Sami] Let's face it, you may be the greatest meddler in the world, but she is the greatest liar.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
EJ Wells: Well, you know the Salem Police Department - they never get anything right.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Max Brady #4: [talking to Frankie who just broke leg] Oh, you think you're so tough now. If you haven't noticed, you broke your right leg. You can't even drive a car. [Frankie looks down and has a weird look on his face]
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Nathan Horton: [after Melanie catches Maggie red handed lecturing Nathan about her] It's my first night back, I should get ready.
Maggie Horton: Go, go... keep in mind what I said, OK?
Nathan Horton: [looks back at both] Yeah. [finishes walking out]
Melanie Layton: This is the box you wanted right?
Maggie Horton: Yeah, that's it.
Melanie Layton: Of course it had to be the one in the furthest corner of your basement.
Maggie Horton: Oh dear. Sorry about that.
Melanie Layton: No you're not. [Maggie's uncomfortable smile quickly drops to a frown]
Melanie Layton: You were trying to get me out of the kitchen so you could talk about me behind my back, right?
Maggie Horton: Melanie...
Melanie Layton: I mean that's what you were doing, isn't it?
Maggie Horton: Yes.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Stephanie Johnson: I know what's it like to be with someone whose family doesn't share the same values.
Nicole Kiriakis: Well, my family didn't have any values so there's no problem there!
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Abigail "Abby" Deveraux: All I want is for my Mommy and Daddy to be together.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Belle: [screaming at Phillip] If anything happens to our daughter, we are through!
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Belle: You can't deny it can you Shawn? You made a bet with Phillip about who was going to take Chloe to the Last Blast.
Shawn: Wait a minute...
Mimi: Don't try to lie your way out of it okay. We got our information from a very reliable source.
Shawn: Who, Jan and Jason?
Mimi: Never mind.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Celeste: What's your name?
Scottie: Scottie.
Celeste: Who are you?
Scottie: I don't know.
Celeste: So, you have amnesia?
Scottie: Maybe... what's amnesia?
Celeste: Loss of memory.
Scottie: I don't remember, but I'm pretty sure I do.
Celeste: Is there anything that you remember?
Scottie: My name... Scottie.
Celeste: What about your last name?
Scottie: Yeah... No... Where am I?
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Hope: John, are you okay?
John: No, I'm not okay. You've lost your father, Brady's lost his grandfather, I've lost friends... REALLY GOOD friends... I wish I could help you but I can't. I CAN'T name your killer.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Innkeeper: Where have you been?
Bart Biederbicke: Still looking for Deveraux... you seen any sign of him?
Innkeeper: He seemed to have vanished... how, I don't know.
Bart Biederbicke: All right, we got men posted at all the exits, all right, I hand-picked them myself, so you know they're plenty sharp.
Innkeeper: Even if he escapes the inn, at this time in the mountains, he can't go through. He won't go too far.
Bart Biederbicke: Good.
Jack: [Sneaking to the window after they leave] [Quietly to himself, but directed at them]
Jack: Don't be so sure. You obviously never saw the end of the Sound of Music. [as he jumps out the window]
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Jack Deveraux: I'll just be on my way. There are widows to fleece, mortgages to foreclose on, and heroines to tie to the track. Busy, busy, busy.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Jack Deveraux: Oh, that would only leave more food for you, wouldn't it? Not that you need it!
Eve Donovan: What's that supposed to mean?
Jack Deveraux: Well, you've been hitting the old feed bag a lot lately, haven't you?
Eve Donovan: Are you calling me FAT? You WIMP STRING BEAN! Do you hear that? Not only am I a thief, but I'm a FAT THIEF!
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Jack Deveraux: Well thank you for dropping by Emilio! We always appreciate anything, anytime. Any kind of criticism from our remedial reading public!
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Jan: [to nicole, after killing victor] We killed someone! So now we're gonna go to hell!
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Jan: That's it, Mimi. I have had enough. I'm gonna tell Rex that you had an abortion.
Mimi: No, you won't. Your threat is your power over me. You won't give that up.
Jan: A threat can turn into a bomb and blow up your life, unless... unless you do what I say and keep Shawn away from Belle.
Mimi: Okay, fine. Do whatever you want. I obviously can't stop you.
Sami Brady: [Thinking ] Mimi got rid of my little brother's baby? I wouldn't wanna be her when Rex finds out.
Jan: Okay, watch as I go downstairs right now and tell Rex you killed his kid.
Mimi: You don't know what a hard choice that was for me to make, Jan.
Jan: Rex was the daddy. Why are you the only one that gets to choose?
Mimi: I did it for him!
Jan: And I'm sure he's gonna believe that. Ow!
Mimi: Ow! Ow.
Sami Brady: [Thinking ] Ouch. Someone got bitch-slapped. But who?
Mimi: You're going to keep your mouth shut, Spears. If I find out that you told Rex, you'll get way more than a slap on the face.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Julie: That's why the best sex is after a huge fight.
Sami: (blushes) Oh, I wouldn't know about that.
Lucas: Oh, she knows. She won't admit it but she knows.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Kristen: Where'd he go?
Vivian: This is no time to speculate. Accept your fate, finish packing, get the hell out of Sale...
Kristen: Oh, wait a second! Wait! If John's not here, it means he won't be here when Marlena arrives!
Vivian: Kristen, you are buying seconds, nothing more. Come with me now before it gets worse!
Kristen: Worse? What could possibly be worse than this? What could possibly happen?
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Mickey Horton: What KIND of gun was it?
Jack Deveraux: It's the kind that you pull the trigger and it shoots.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives
Nancy: [to Craig] You know, sweetheart, I have never really liked that rickety old Alice Horton, always dropping by the hospital to spread her sunshine. And those doughnuts she brings in that everyone raves about? I tell you, I have tasted better in the day old rack at the truck stop.
TV Show: Days of Our Lives